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*Can't remember the exact wording. Anders and Isabela get into an argument where Anders insinuates she sleeps with everyone.*
Isabela: Oooooh! You got me there.

*Examining the stairwell*
Hawke: Is... that? *sigh* Isabela... who carves THAT into a staircase?

#102
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Sebastian: I've noticed your aim is a little off.
Varric: Excuse me?
Sebastian: They veer a little bit to the left, I thought your cocking ring might be a bit off. I could take a look if you like.
Varric: You want to touch Bianca's cocking ring?
Sebastian: It was just a thought.

I just...died.

#103
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 just wondering what merrill says when siding with the templars at the end

and varric during the DR expedition after right after the idol incident is just :devil:

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I can't recall the exact conversation but it was between Merrill and Aveline in Act 3 when I was on my way to do On The Loose. I don't remember why she said it but Merrill repeats twice, "I love Hawke," to Aveline. GAH!! Melted my heart :wub:

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LetsGoToMyHouse wrote...

I can't recall the exact conversation but it was between Merrill and Aveline in Act 3 when I was on my way to do On The Loose. I don't remember why she said it but Merrill repeats twice, "I love Hawke," to Aveline. GAH!! Melted my heart :wub:



Someone actually uploaded that one.

#106
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Isabella's battle cry "Somebody needs a spanking!"
Varric: "Business is like a puppy, turn your head for one second and it ****s all over the place"

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LetsGoToMyHouse

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MasterSamson88 wrote...

LetsGoToMyHouse wrote...

I can't recall the exact conversation but it was between Merrill and Aveline in Act 3 when I was on my way to do On The Loose. I don't remember why she said it but Merrill repeats twice, "I love Hawke," to Aveline. GAH!! Melted my heart :wub:



Someone actually uploaded that one.


Thank you very much for sharing!!
I thought I'd need to play through it again to hear it. Not that I would mind ^_^

#108
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King Alistair: "Isabella! You look... different."

Isabella: "Don't we all."

Haha a great side in reference to the improved graphics.

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Merrill: "So how do the Divines get their names?"
Sebastian: "They write down all the sacred-sounding names on pieces of paper and put them in a big hat, then she draws."
Merrill: "But what if she gets a name she doesn't like? Does she have to keep it?"
Sebastian: "Of course, how do you think we got 4 Divines named 'Ortensia'?"

Having Seb joke like that out of the blue was completely unexpected.

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Not the exact words, but close to it. Dirty Anders =P

Anders: Is that Andraste's face on your crotch?
Sebastian: What?!
Anders: On your belt...thing
Sabastian: (Something about his father commissioning that armor for him...?)
Anders: I just don't know what the Maker would think of me shoving his bride's face between my legs every morning...

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*After Killing Varric's brother, you can offer that you all go the Chantry and have a priest pray for him*
Varric: Hah, any proper priest who tried to pray for my brother would burst into flames.
Merrill: Oh, I didn't know priesthood was so dangerous!
Varric: They keep a lot of water on hand, Daisy.

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rinslet luftkin wrote...

Not the exact words, but close to it. Dirty Anders =P

Anders: Is that Andraste's face on your crotch?
Sebastian: What?!
Anders: On your belt...thing
Sabastian: (Something about his father commissioning that armor for him...?)
Anders: I just don't know what the Maker would think of me shoving his bride's face between my legs every morning...

I think that conversation has now given me reason enough to buy the Sebastien dlc.
My wallet hates me. Image IPB

I can't remember exactly all of them(what was said), but Varric seems to have 'gambling-talks' with just about everyone. Image IPB

#113
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Walking to the Ol' Hawke Estate with my usual group of Varric, Fenris and Merrill

Varric: Elf, you still owe me five sovereigns from the other night.
Fenris: I know, i'm good for it.
Varric: And by good for it, you mean you're going to borrow it from Hawke.
Hawke: *sighs*
Varric: ...So.. You joining us for another game tonight?
Fenris: You know it.
Merrill: I want to play!
Varric: I don't think that's a smart idea Daisy.


Man, Fenris is a crappy gambler. And silly Merrill you don't know how to open doors <3 (Bonus if you get the reference)

#114
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Isabela: Huh, apostate prostitutes. Apostitutes! Hahahaha!

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Carver: Did you win?
Isabela; I managed to get on top in the end. But I considered it a tie..

Priceless...LAWL

NPC; My only wealth is between my legs, Mother. But your welcome to that if you wish.


Or when isabela says she's Carver at the Blooming Rose but I don't have that one.

There is another line where Isabela is enticing Carver I can't remember the entire banter if someone could post it I just remember the last to lines

Carver: I'll show you pup...
Isabela; That's why I keep doing it

#116
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Isabela and Aveline crack me up.

Aveline: (To Isabela) You're right you know. About knowing who you are. I mean, I'm captain of the guard, i'm loyal, i'm strong, and i look pretty good naked too.
Isabela: And if i where to say that you were a brutish, worthless, ball-busting do-gooder, you would say?
Aveline: Shut up, ****
Isabela: That's my girl.

Also, at the end of act 2,
???: We have the book, and we shall take the thief as well
Isabela: What?!
Aveline: Oh no no no. If anyone gets to kick her ass, it's going to be.

#117
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Any with Varric/Isabela/Merill are great, and even some if you talk to Hawke as while controling A seperate Character.

Hawke: "Sometime I would like to go one whole week without meeting a crazy Mage. Just one week!" Probably mis-quoted.
And when the Talkitive man alludes to the new control scheme, something like:

"... And things things are nearly as complex as they used to be..."

#118
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Aggro hog Varric after a fight: Dear Varric, please learn to parry. Love, your innards.

And another one from the Talkative Man in the Hanged Man: The truth is out there.

Modifié par klarabella, 14 mars 2011 - 11:37 .


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MasterSamson88 wrote...

I also like the beginning of the quest where you need to find the corrupt guard who allowed the Qunari to be taken.

Seneschal: "I don't know however where you'd find this lowly guardsman..."

Anders: "The Hanged Man."

Merrill: "De' Hanged Man."

Varric: "As if there was any question!"


I loved it with Seb in the party. ^_^

Anders (deadpan) - The Hanged Man
Fenris (deadpan) - Hanged Man.
Sebastian - Even I knew that.

And I love clicking on Hawke with other companions selected.

'Where are we going? How should I know? Do I look like the leader of this merry band of misfits?'
'What earth-shattering matter requires my attention this time?

#120
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*Paraphrasing*

Merril: I think Hawke likes you.
Isabela: Really? What makes you say that.
Merril: She's always looking at you and then she pretends to be doing something really vital and important.
Hawke: I do not.
Merril: *Giggle* See?
Isabela: I'll have to think about that...

#121
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I myself rather liked the line Anders used when you asked him if it was possible to leave the Grey Wardens sadly I cannot remember it well enough to post in it's entirety

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Clicking on the crest in your estate:
Hawke: All right, so she said to look at the crest sideways, then cover the... Sweet Maker, Isabela! I can't unsee that!

#123
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pretty much anything Isabela or Varic say is pure gold.

Isabela is my favorite companion now, awesome job writing her Sheryl!

Her baiting the other party members was awesome.

I got the impression she had girls working for her in town? Thieving Hookers from the sound of it. "Victimless crimes...."

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nickscryer wrote...
Also, at the end of act 2,
???: We have the book, and we shall take the thief as well
Isabela: What?!
Aveline: Oh no no no. If anyone gets to kick her ass, it's going to be me.

That was so ****g awesome :).

#125
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When you go to the hanged man to confront the escaped mage Emile; he begin going on about how he's never been with a woman. He mutters something about pleasing fem-Hawke, to which a romanced Merill replies something like:

"You'd never be able to do that, your tongue isn't nearly rough enough."


I wish I remembered it better, because I am constantly shocked that it is not mentioned repeatedly on these lists.