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[Luridel]

Just about everything you can click on in your estate.

"A hundred and one uses for a phallic tuber. Thanks, Isabela, that's a hundred too many."

[DarkSpider88]

"I am surprised choir boy didn't yell "Hawke to the rescue!" he obviously wanted to." Varric during Repentance

[theradicalpunk]

When Fenris falcon punches the Slaver Mage.

"Andraste's flaming ass!"

[DaddyFoxDerek]

Hawke at the bookshelf: "Hard in Hightown: Siege Harder.....Varric must be stopped."

[MelRedux]

During the Ketojah quest:

Ketojah: *grumble...groan...moan*
Varric: For all we know, he could be asking for a chamberpot.

[Dr. Doctor]

Aveline: Varric, you need to end you're tale. There's a dispute over who the model is for the Guardsman in you're serial.

Varric: Fine, three more chapters and Donnic will retire to a house in Lowtown where he'll tend a garden or something. I hope he survives, he's getting too old for this ****.

[DarkSpider88]

"I think that statue is a symbol of modern life... it says 'oh s#%t." Varric in the Gallows.

Sebastion "Why are you still here? Its' not like you care about anything we do."
Isabela "The sex. I mean every night all night. Hawke is a tiger between the sheets."
Sebastion "..."
Isabela "Oh you're blushing."

[Blze001]

Parrk wrote...
"You'd never be able to do that, your tongue isn't nearly rough enough."

I can imagine Hawke getting whiplash from turning her head...

Varric *In the Gallows*: "That statue could be a comment on modern life. That comment being 'Well. Sh*t."

Isabela: "Besides, you and Donnel will be having kids soon and I'm the last person you want near them. Can you imagine the question's you'd have to answer? "Mommy, what's a hussy?" (The actual word began with an 's', but I can't remember it. It was an uncommon one)
Aveline: "I'd simply point to you and say 'That is a hussy.'"

Modifié par Blze001, 14 mars 2011 - 09:14 .

[Myusha]

Not sure if it's been done.

Inaccurate Dialogue!

Varric: This one was so big, [something something I forgot]
Isabela: No way, I've held hundreds of them, and there's never been any that big!
Varric: Why would I kid of something so critical?
Anders: I can't take it anymore, what are you two talking about?
Varric: Knives of course, or daggers technically, why; what did you think we were talking about?

[nos_astra]

When Sebastian says he feels like he has bathed in filth after the encounter with the desire demon, Hawke can tell him: Wash behind the ears. Evil usually gets stuck there.

Modifié par klarabella, 15 mars 2011 - 07:14 .

[bambooxfox]

Just got this one:

Anders: Do you ever miss Ferelden?
Aveline: Of course! It was home. I would never have left willingly. But I'm not going to be my father and spend my life trying to live a memory.
Anders: I didn't think I'd give it a second thought once I was gone. I mean, what did Ferelden ever do for me? ... But I do. I think about it. There's something here that just doesn't feel right.
Aveline: You mean, how mages are treated?
Anders: No... I think there's not enough dog sh*t.


Ah, now there's the old Anders we knew and loved.

[UltiPup]

Anders + Fenris + Isabela = Best Conversations Ever

Continuation from Anders and Fenris's talk if you romanced him

Isabela: You two are like dogs around a **** in heat
Fenris: We were talking about Hawke, not you

[sharkheart]

Recently I got this:

Dog: (Barks loudly).
Hawke: "Hush. Use your inside bark."

[UltiPup]

Someone needs to compile all the Dog and Party conversations.

[Malu Cap]

Blze001 wrote...

The Viscount's Seneschal: I have no idea where you'd find a shady sword for hire-
Anders: The Hanged Man?
Varric: The Hanged Man.
Isabela: Definitely.

Isabela: Ah, The Hanged Man. Sometimes you just want to go where everyone knows your name. (I want to buy the Bioware writer a drink for that reference)

Merril: Isabela said the next time we were here she'd teach me how to do a body shot.

I also love how Varric calls Merril "Daisy" and Isabela calls her "Kitten".

If you bring Anders, Fenris & Sebastian when you talk to the Viscount's seneschal....

The Viscount's Seneschal: I have no idea where you'd find a shady sword for hire-
Anders: The Hanged Man?
Fenris: The Hanged Man.
Sebastian: Even I know that

Seb...such a tool...

[Blze001]

"Hawke this, Hawke that. Why does everything fall to me?"

Isabela: So, how good is Donnic? Is he ****sure?
Aveline: (Sighs) Just... get it out of your system.
Isabela: Did he curl your toes? Pudding your peach? Dampen your Divine? Kaddis your Kate? Praise your Maker? Explore your Deep Roads? Grey your Warden?
Hawke: How about "satisfy a demand of your Qun."?
Aveline: Yes, all right? He is an incredibly proficient lover. Happy?
Isabela: Whoa! Thats a little personal.

Isabela: How has marriage been treating you, big gal?
Aveline: It's great. It's more than great. I had forgotten what it's like to-
Isabela: Be flipped a** over ****** and and hammered like a bent nail?
Aveline: To. Be. Loved.
Isabela: Oooooh. Right.
Aveline: ... not that I'm complaining about the other thing...

[Noatz]

There are far too many hilarious quotes from both Hawke and the companions to list fully but the two I'm remembering right now are (probably paraphrased slightly):

> Going to sort out the Qunari poison gas mess in the side alley in act 2
Guardsman (to the onlookers): No-one can go in there, its far too dangerous!
Hawke: Yes, quite right. Now, excuse me... *walks straight past him towards the alley*
After you close all the barrels and the mad elf shows up
Hawke: So... your fault, I presume?
Elf: (something insane sounding)
Hawke: Care to explain your particular brand of crazy?

> Conversation before Sebastian's Act 3 quest
Sebastian and the Grand Cleric are discussing the situation in the city between the circle and the templars.
Hawke: Mage this, mage that. Is there anywhere in Kirkwall where people aren't talking about this?
Varric: No, and believe me I've looked. Even the rats in Darktown are discussing it.
Merril: Really? What side are they on?
Varric: About a third are pro-mage, another third pro-templar. And the final third support more cheese for all sides.

[xZitx]

Does anyone have the phrase Isabela say when you take her with you in the quest "Best Served Cold"? That guy, Emile, who just wants one night with a girl...you can ask like : "Isabela?" xD
And she is quite angry....Searching this, but I can't find it...

[Ianamus]

Merrill: "I miss the Qunari. They didn't say much, but they were certainly easy on the eyes."

[StartOrange]

Silentmode wrote...

Isabela: Huh, apostate prostitutes. Apostitutes! Hahahaha!

I'm willing to bet that's originally a blooper.

Not that I mind, it's awesome

[leggywillow]

sharkheart wrote...

My favourite so far - poorly paraphrased though.

Carver: (to Fenris) "I have a tattoo as well."
Fenris: (Says something I forget).
Carver: "It's a mabari war hound."
Fenris: "Does it ... (something something hand through chest)."
Carver: "No but I can make it bark."
Anders: "Please don't."
Hawke: (Sigh).

This is also one of my favorites.  I love how the entire party chimes in to basically say "NO CARVER".

[Invalidcode]

I forgot who said this, some where along this line:

Aveline is a woman shaped battle ram.

LOL

Hawke with sarcastic comments are great also. BTW if you want to RP a sarcastic Hawke female VA fits the best.

[katiebour]

bambooxfox wrote...

Anders: I keep thinking I know you from somewhere...
Isabela: You're Fereldan, right? Ever spend time at the Pearl?
Anders: That's it! You used to really like that girl with the griffon tattoos, right? What was her name?
Isabela: ... The Lay Warden?
Anders: That's right! I think you were there the night I-
Isabela: Oh! Were you the runaway mage who could do that electricity thing? That was nice...

And if Varric's in party, he chimes in afterward:
Varric(paraphrase):  I didn't want to know that much about either of you...

And then there's the conversation regarding the DeLauncet boy (paraphrased):

DeLauncet:  my whole life in the Chantry, and I've never kissed a girl!
Anders:  you should have been in the Lothering Chantry; everyone kissed everyone else...

Anders.

[Nuclear]

In Merrill's house after the first year in Kirkwall...

Merrill: This city is amazing! Do you know, I saw someone get mugged? Right outside! It was fascinating! Everything happens here all at once! How does anyone keep it all straight?
Hawke: Someone is jumped outside your door and that's exciting?
Merrill: It must be the alienage greeting. Hasn't happened to me yet, though. They must not like me.

And then six years and one romance later in the Hawke Estate....

Hawke: I almost miss Lowtown. I haven't had my pocket picked in ages.
Merrill: It's such a friendly gesture, sticking your hand in someone else's pocket. The Dalish are never that familiar.

She will never lose her innocence, will she?