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[Bruddajakka]

Merrill: "Is the coast really wounded? Can it be healed?"

[winteriscoming]

leggywillow wrote...

greeklish wrote...

"I only wear dresses that are absolutely FESTOONED with ruffles"

I've been playing my second playthrough as a highly sarcastic and comical fem!Hawke rogue, and it is TOO MUCH FUN. She cracks me up....when we were talking to Huon's wife in the alienage for On The Loose in Act 3, she asked if I wanted a dress. Of course, I answered with the humorous response, and  THAT is what my Kai Hawke said.
Had me rolling because there she is in her tough-as-nails Champion armor, and she's talking about ruffles...I love this character, and the voice acting for female Hawke is phenomenal!

I *LOVE* the humorous Hawke.  Mostly because she is the only person who consistently thinks she's funny.   Most of the time the charming/funny response is met with a "WTF?" and the other person just gets angry, annoyed, or confused.  And it's SO GREAT.  She's not charming the pants off everyone she meets; she's just a strange woman with a stranger sense of humor.  I LOVE HER.

Yes! That's what my sig is...she was talking to herself after a battle about having to go to the Wounded Coast, and after she said her piece about the various HILARIOUS names there was pause................."No? Just me then? Forget I said anything." LOL

[Entranced Zeda]

Varric: Opinions are like testicles.  You kick them hard enough, it doesn't matter how many you got.

[Tamyn]

Parrk wrote...

When you go to the hanged man to confront the escaped mage Emile; he begin going on about how he's never been with a woman. He mutters something about pleasing fem-Hawke, to which a romanced Merill replies something like:

"You'd never be able to do that, your tongue isn't nearly rough enough."


I wish I remembered it better, because I am constantly shocked that it is not mentioned repeatedly on these lists.

I love that you can ask Isabela to service him.  Her reaction is great.

[ChloeRion]

Aveline- "Shut up, ****."
Isabela- "Thats my girl."

is always fun, especially when it came around again during a self esteem batter between the two.

Aveline- "I Can fix this, I can fix this...I Need three goats and a sheaf of wheat. You'll take them to his mother"
Hawke- Raises eyebrow

Always makes me giggle, infact that whole quest envolved alot of giggling for me.

Modifié par ChloeRion, 16 mars 2011 - 07:05 .

[KyleTheArtist]

Viscount's Assistant: Where does a soldier go off duty?
Isabella: Hanged man.
Varric: The Hanged Man!
Sebastian: Even I know that!


During Avelline's personal quest:

Isabella: You mean...you havent for four years? You must be like a rusty door hinge! (or something alon the lines)

 the whole banter is hilarious when you have isabella int he party with you. The biker like crazy and I just laughed my head of.

Modifié par KyleTheArtist, 16 mars 2011 - 08:03 .

[Ashaman X]

Last night I had to pause for 5 minutes as I almost rolled on the floor dying. I was coming out of the Chantry with Varric, Isabela and Aveline. Isabela and Varric started talking very dirty and steamy about something she had written down about Aveline and Donnic. When Aveline asks what they going on about, Isabela says it's "friend fiction" and that she writes it for everyone or something like that. I killed myself laughing with the dig at the fan fiction community that often writes some really smutty stuff.

[Entranced Zeda]

In Act III, Anders starts getting ... really, really bleak. After he poo-poos on Varric's "revenge fantasies" against Knight-Commander Meredith:

Varric: Oh, go away, Justice. Can Anders come out and play?

[Entranced Zeda]

m!Hawke: So I shouldn't slit my wrists and dance naked under the moonlight just to fit in.
Anders: I would pay to see that!

[Dunhart]

Every line Isabela speaks is solid gold. The biggest laughs I've had with her comes mostly from her banter with Aveline.

Isabela: Besides, one day you and Donnic will have children, and I'll be the last person you want around them.
Isabela: Imagine all the awkward questions you'd have to answer?
Isabela: *little girl's voice* "Mother, what's a slattern?"
Aveline: I'll just point at you and say "That's a slattern".

I think it's the accent. And the extremely dirty humor I can appreciate.

[Nefily]

In the anders romance

Anders: Justice does not approve of my obsession with you, he says your a distraction.
Hawke: Your saying he is an unwilling participant in our threesome?
Anders: Please don't call it that.

[stillnotking]

Ktauliss wrote...

I myself rather liked the line Anders used when you asked him if it was possible to leave the Grey Wardens sadly I cannot remember it well enough to post in it's entirety

It was something like:

Hawke: I didn't know it was possible to leave the Wardens.
Anders: Well, if you mean the whole tainted-by-the-darkspawn, endless nightmares about the Blight part, it's not.  But I don't put on the uniform and go to the parties anymore.

Modifié par stillnotking, 16 mars 2011 - 12:58 .

[DuskWanderer]

Entranced Zeda wrote...

m!Hawke: So I shouldn't slit my wrists and dance naked under the moonlight just to fit in.
Anders: I would pay to see that!

When did he say that?

Let's see, here's one I lived

Isabela: I saw you in the Rose the other night
Carver: What? No, I wasn't.
Isabela: So someone else stole your chin to romance Faith?
Carver: I doubt it, she wasn't even working last night.
Isabela: Caught you
Hawke: Carver, what would Mother say?
Carver: What, I...****!

And then there's the one in the Sebastian DLC

Crazy Guy: "Felicitate me!"
Isabela: "Ha, I should get that embroidered on my blouse."

[Puzzlewell]

While not a companion, the letter you get from Charade absolutely killed me. Varric does his usual exaggeration and the line that killed me the most is: "Is it true that you're sleeping with the captain of the city guard?" So funny to me since my LadyHawke did at least *try* to get Aveline's attention. Varric makes it come true in rumor form. XP!

[Succubus77]

One of the random times you can talk to Sandal in your house, he talks about the scary lady by his bed. After you conclude the conversation, he adds, "I saw something nasty in the woodshed."

Awesome reference; completely mmd

[royceclemens]

Succubus77 wrote...

One of the random times you can talk to Sandal in your house, he talks about the scary lady by his bed. After you conclude the conversation, he adds, "I saw something nasty in the woodshed."

Awesome reference; completely mmd

I missed a Cold Comfort Farm reference?  Aw dammit.

[Eveangaline]

I'm in a romance with Fenris and trying to get romance specific diologue with the companions, anyone know who I should take with me?

[Kemmer]

Succubus77 wrote...
"I saw something nasty in the woodshed."

Awesome reference; completely mmd

Cold Comfort Farm is one of my favorite movies ever.  I watched it on a whim, not expecting much, and it turned out to be so charming!  

[chelseaisthepan]

Sarcastic Hawke is so tactless. It's amazing.


-Viscount's son is dead-

Sarcastic Hawke: Well.. it can't get any worse. Today, at least. It's pretty late.

-exit building-

Aveline: "It's pretty late?" You ass. +5 rivalry

Modifié par chelseaisthepan, 16 mars 2011 - 09:40 .

[redelephant]

Sarcastic Hawke: Something like: "I have good news, and bad. The bad news is - your wife's dead. The good news is, I brought you a ring, it looks pricey!"

[casedawgz]

When a romanced Merrill asks if the Dog can sleep somewhere else. "It's just that...he snores, and sometimes he smells, well, like a dog. No offense."

[Boobasaurus]

On Aveline's personal quest:

"It's a real nice night for an evening."

[xScarecrowX]

At one point in Act one Carver is being angry and Anders says:
"...You have a chip on your shoulder."
Carver-"I have a big sword on my shoulder."
Anders quietly-"Compensating for something.."

Oh, Carver you're so angry and Anders is so cool!

[DarkSpider88]

Nefily wrote...

In the anders romance

Anders: Justice does not approve of my obsession with you, he says your a distraction.
Hawke: Your saying he is an unwilling participant in our threesome?
Anders: Please don't call it that.

I  just started crying from laughing so hard reading that lol.

[HolyJellyfish]

Isabela's quotes are like gold.


Isabela: Hello? Is Anders there? Can I speak to Anders?
Anders: You can stop yelling. It's always me.
Isabela: Oh, good. I didn't want to talk to that other guy. You know, the stick-in-the-mud.
Anders: He can still hear you. Justice and I are one. Anyway, you wanted to talk to me?
Isabela: Not really, I just wanted to make sure it was you.




Isabela: So, how good is Donnic? Is he ****sure?
Aveline: (Sighs) Just... get it out of your system.
Isabela: Did he curl your toes?
Isabela: Pudding your peach?
Isabela: Dampen your Divine?
Isabela: Kaddis your Kate?
Isabela: Praise your Maker?
Isabela: Explore your Deep Roads?
Isabela: Gray your Warden?
Isabela: Shank your Jory?
Isabela: Or did he cup your joining?
Isabela: How about "satisfy a demand of your Qun."
Aveline: Yes, all right? He is an incredibly proficient lover. Happy?
Isabela: Whoa! Thats a little personal.