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[Flashflame58]

My favorite is before the "To Catch a Thief" quest:

Aveline: This is important. Don't interrupt with your selfish prattle.
Isabela: Get off your high horse. I have problems, too.
Aveline: (Scoffs) "What drink should I order?" and "Who's the father?"

[Southern River Phoenix]

Didn't see these posted, I recorded all of my Isabela phrases on my phone rofl.

Varric: (In mocking Orlesian accent) "Oh! The Hanged Man, so filthy!"
Isabela: "They are sooo Orlesian."

FemHawke: In the brothel, my day is complete.

FemHawke: "Sometimes people get things for other people that they like. This is the part where you say thank you."
Isabela: "I know that, you goose. Don't you know what this is? It is a Rivaini Fertility Talisman."

Also I personally like where Isabella confesses her love to Hawke in Act III, at the Hanged Man, and then right before final battle also. Idk why, but I've developed an Isabela fetish. After seeing the wrinkles around her eyes at the Hanged Man, she became my (pardon my language) Little nymphomaniac pirate b**** milf.

[Aviena]

HolyJellyfish wrote...
Isabela: So, how good is Donnic? Is he ****sure?
Aveline: (Sighs) Just... get it out of your system.
Isabela: Did he curl your toes?
Isabela: Pudding your peach?
Isabela: Dampen your Divine?
Isabela: Kaddis your Kate?
Isabela: Praise your Maker?
Isabela: Explore your Deep Roads?
Isabela: Gray your Warden?
Isabela: Shank your Jory?
Isabela: Or did he cup your joining?
Isabela: How about "satisfy a demand of your Qun."
Aveline: Yes, all right? He is an incredibly proficient lover. Happy?
Isabela: Whoa! Thats a little personal.

You forgot
Isabela: "establish your canon?"

Pure gold.

Modifié par Aviena, 17 mars 2011 - 09:14 .

[SmokeyTheBear]

Anders: How'd you get into blood magic?
Anders: You cut yourself and felt the power, right. You didn't ACTUALLY deal with a demon.
Merrill: Oh, no. I did.

Hawke: Blahdy blahdy blahdy, Qunari going to kill us all.*random stuff*
Aveline, directed at Isabela: Ugh, why can't this be as easy as you!?

Javaris: I broke my beard getting an audience.
Merrill: Oh, it's still on his face. Do you think it hurts?

Aveline: Donnic's a good man.
Hawke: You never told me how your week in Orlais was.
Aveline: You're right. I didn't.
Merrill: So, how was it?
Merrill: OH! *laughs*

Aveline: I need... two goats, and a sheath of wool. It's a dowry tradition.
Merrill: Don't be silly, a dowry would only work if you were courting him.
Aveline: Merrill....
Merrill: *Gasp* You're courting him!

Carver: Isabela, how come whenever we talk it always boils down to sex.
Isabela: But it doesn't.
Carver: Yes it does!
Isabela: And why do you think?
Carver: .............
Carver: I hate you so much.

Carver: Y'know, I have a tattoo, also. Lots of soldiers got them at Ostagar. Mine's a mabari, for strength.
Fenris: Does it let you reach in and tear out your opponent's entrails?
Carver: Well... No. But! I can make it bark. Want to see?
Fenris: No.
Varric: Seconded.
FemHawke: *sigh*

Isabela: So it's cured.
Anders: Yes, just DON'T keep doing that.
Hawke:*walks into clinic* I don't want to know.

Teagan: I sure hope the Orlesians don't swoop down on us...
Alistair: Yes. Swooping is bad.

FemHawke: So, is this guy a friend. Or a 'friend'.
Isabela: I didn't let him steer my ship, if that's what you mean.
Isabela: In fact, I hear he doesn't have much control over his rutter.

[nomzy]

Dunno if this has been posted, but enjoy:

[Damotta]

Merril was my favorite for funny phrases she reminded me of dare I say Looney Luna in Harry Potter.

Merril to Anders "Have I ever told you I like your coat?"

Anders: " no I don't think you have."

Merril: "Well I do! It reminds me of a Crow in action."

Anders: "thanks...."

Doesn't sound as funny in text but when you hear merrils wispy awkward voice and anders seeming a little put off it's gold.

[Captain Iglo]

rofl ... "Ugh this tastes terrible, whats in this? Nug****?!"
That is what Merrill just said after I gave her the order to trink a lyrium potion.

"Does anyone else think these taste funny?"
Thats what sebastian said after he drank a stamina potion.

[Ambeth]

Damotta wrote...

Merril was my favorite for funny phrases she reminded me of dare I say Looney Luna in Harry Potter.

Merril to Anders "Have I ever told you I like your coat?"

Anders: " no I don't think you have."

Merril: "Well I do! It reminds me of a Crow in action."

Anders: "thanks...."

Doesn't sound as funny in text but when you hear merrils wispy awkward voice and anders seeming a little put off it's gold.

Well I do! It reminds me of a Crow in anting"

http://en.wikipedia....(bird_activity)

Modifié par Ambeth, 17 mars 2011 - 03:03 .

[shaneho78]

I like how everyone seems to make fun of Fenris' thrusting of his hand through a slaver. Isabela feels he can make lots of money with just that talent.

Isabela's comment that Varric should be a paragon of manliness is also frigging funny.

[Einherjar420]

(Not an exact quote)Merrill- Isabela told me that next time we are here she will show me how to do "body shots"

Merrill- Why do they call this a brothel? Does it have something to do with broth?

[Lorelily]

Teegan:  We should.  The Hero of Fereldan should be back in Denerim by now.
King Alistair:  You're always so formal.  She has a name you know.
__________________________
Hawke:  And what happened to him? (looking at frozen/crystalized ogre)
Sandal:  Not enchanment.
__________________________

If you had a threesome with the Warden, Alistair and Isabela at the Pearl you get this:

Isabela:  So you're a king, now?  My, something new to brag about!
King Alistair:  Ah, Isabela. Yes, I remember you.
Isabela:  I suppose borrowing you for the summer is out now?
King Alistair:  (embarassed laugh)Uh, well, I ... Who knows?

Modifié par Lorelily, 17 mars 2011 - 04:43 .

[SelectMongoose]

Merrill: If your city was stolen, why not just call the guards?
Sebastian: I'm afraid the matter can't be handled by guards, Merrill.
Merrill: Aveline could help you! She's very good at making thieves give things back. I think it's because she's so tall.
Sebastian: This is beyond even Aveline's power, I'm sad to say.
Merrill: Are you sure? Have you seen her hit people?

[MasterSamson88]

Blanchefleur wrote...

Anders: But I don't ever want to leave you.

Hawke: Want a sandwich?

Anders: You will be an inspiration to generations of romantic poetics.

 That's a pretty good one there.

[Walance]

anyone got this one? (dont have exact phrasing)

Varric: so what do you do in that mansion all day?
Fenris:I dance
Varric: you... dance?
Fenris: yes i run through the mansion practicing my dance routines

id pay to see this happen

[DarkSpider88]

SelectMongoose wrote...

Merrill: If your city was stolen, why not just call the guards?
Sebastian: I'm afraid the matter can't be handled by guards, Merrill.
Merrill: Aveline could help you! She's very good at making thieves give things back. I think it's because she's so tall.
Sebastian: This is beyond even Aveline's power, I'm sad to say.
Merrill: Are you sure? Have you seen her hit people?

Haha I am going to have to put those two in party to hear that one.

[nickscryer]

Aveline: You know Anders, of the all the mages i know, i expected you to go out in a blaze of glory
Anders: The day is still young

[Trophonius]

Rough paraphrase:

Anders: So, I never expected pallying around with the guard captain.
Aveline: We're not pals.
Anders: Oh? What about the time when we painted each other's nails?
Aveline: *sigh* What do you want?
Anders: Love, life, liberty. What more can a man want?
Aveline: You're in a jolly mood.
Anders: Well, when you're here, I don't need to worry about the templars chasing me around!

[Tashash]

When vyou do the Dissent quest for Anders, with Varric in party.

Sarcastic Hawke "The Chantry frowns upon Templars taking liberties with their charges."
Templar "Who is this? What are you doing here?"
Varric "It's the Divine herself, come to tell you what an utter ass you are."

Oh Varric! You pretend to be hard but you have the hugest heart under there.

Modifié par Tashash, 18 mars 2011 - 07:00 .

[KyleTheArtist]

 Paraphrasing this a little
Varric: so tell me Prince, how is your far away land of Starkhaven?
Sebastian: *chuckles* Far away? It's in free Marches, not on the moon!
Varric: My question reamains unanswered.
Sebastian: Well, it's pretty much like Kirkwall...With less dead bodies on the street.
Varric: It's because you don't have Hawke.

Modifié par KyleTheArtist, 18 mars 2011 - 08:58 .

[Boronion]

While helping Aveline hooking up with Donic , at the wounded coast.

Aveline : What a wonderful night for an evening
Donnic : Yes, Captain, as you say

[nos_astra]

When Aveline is mad at Hawke for interfering with her akward attempts at courting Donnic, you can tease her a bit.

Hawke: I beg to differ.
Aveline: You'll beg for more than that if you keep this up!

[Gerrawn]

Isabela: Martin, you would not know honesty even if I tied you up and spanked you with it.
Hawke: You tie him up, I'll go find some honesty.

[Killjoy Cutter]

Blze001 wrote...

Parrk wrote...
"You'd never be able to do that, your tongue isn't nearly rough enough."

I can imagine Hawke getting whiplash from turning her head...

Varric *In the Gallows*: "That statue could be a comment on modern life. That comment being 'Well. Sh*t."

Isabela: "Besides, you and Donnel will be having kids soon and I'm the last person you want near them. Can you imagine the question's you'd have to answer? "Mommy, what's a hussy?" (The actual word began with an 's', but I can't remember it. It was an uncommon one)
Aveline: "I'd simply point to you and say 'That is a hussy.'"

Strumpet?

Strollop?