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[Lord Arkay]

This was in a conversation with your brother.

"I'm sure someone thought far too long about my name."

I lawled.

[Joshd21]

Hake: Is your friend, a friend or a friend friend

Iseabela: I don't let him steer my ship if that's what your asking, besides I hear he's not that good at it

Modifié par Joshd21, 09 mars 2011 - 06:28 .

[Klace]

Isabela: Apostate prostitutes...? Hah! Apostitutes!

[Lenimph]

Merrill to Isabela: So... you've been with women... in bed?
Isabela: I know-Shocking isn't it? You see sweetness, men are only good for one thing... women are good for six.
Merrill: Six! which six?
Bethany(outraged): Isabela!
*Isabela laughs*

[Aggie Punbot]

Oh deity, I can't remember the exact wording but when Varric starting narrating Hawke's actions in front of Sebastian, I laughed out loud. XD

Hawke: (sarcastic) Carry on. I love to eavesdrop.
Varris: "Hawke said sarcastically."
Hawke: You know, I hate it when you do that.
Varric: "Hawke muttered in an angry aside to the dwarf."

Modifié par TS2Aggie, 09 mars 2011 - 11:47 .

[Urazz]

TS2Aggie wrote...

Oh deity, I can't remember the exact wording but when Varric starting narrating Hawke's actions in front of Sebastian, I laughed out loud. XD

Hawke: (sarcastic) Carry on. I love to eavesdrop.
Varris: "Hawke said sarcastically."
Hawke: You know, I hate it when you do that.
Varric: "Hawke muttered in an angry aside to the dwarf."

Yes, I find Varric hilarious as a side kick.  I pretty much bring him to almost all my missions.

[Dreskar]

Aveline - "Ok in 10 seconds I am just gonna start breaking everything..."
(This is after a chair lifts itself, turns upside down and floats to sit on the cieling during the Haunted House quest... funniest questline I have ever done.)

*Massive evil roar*
Anders - Uh Varric... was that the sound of the voice you were hearing...
Varric - Nope...
Anders - Ok good I'm not going crazy...


Varric - Getting killed in a hopless fight for freedom... huh I will add that to the list of things I didn't expect to be doing today.


Varric - So tell me captain what are your plans for today?
Aveline - I am just gonna sit in my office and have nothing but contempt...
Varric - **** thats terrible... nobody wants to hear a story like that...
Aveline - Really... huh I should have started doing that years ago then.

Modifié par Dreskar, 09 mars 2011 - 02:51 .

[Dama]

Merril: "Rage Demons, they're drawn to Feynriel as Varric is drawn to Pastries."

Something along those lines. Cracked me up lol

Modifié par Dama, 09 mars 2011 - 03:06 .

[AbsolutGrndZer0]

Isabela: I like big boats and I cannot lie.

[wcholcombe]

Ave: so you were a captain?
Isabella : yes
Ave: makes.sense , you enjoy having many men under you.

[Parrk]

Merill: Isabela, How do you do that thing with your hips when you walk? I've tried it at home but I jsut end up falling over everything.

Isabela: You just strut. You can't learn it, it comes to you. Like a lover in the night to either ravage your body or steal all your things and then you ahve to chase it and stab it in the heart!....aaaaand that analogy kinda got away from me there.

Merill: yes it did, but I like it jsut the same.

[Felene]

I can't remember the whole thing, but helping Aveline on Donnic quest is very amusing.

I love the dialog from other companions after each stage of the quest.

[dreamextractor]

Anders: I keep thinking I know you from somewhere.
Isabela: You’re Ferelden, right? Ever spend time at the Pearl?
Anders: That’s it! You used to like that girl with the Griffon tattoos, right? What was her name?
Isabela: The Lay Warden?
Anders: That’s right! I think you were there the night I –
Isabela: Oh, were you the runaway mage who could do that electricity thing? That was nice!
Anders: Please. Stop talking. Now.

Isabela: So what's with that magical fisting thing you do?
Fenris: Um, sorry?
Isabela: You know.
Fenris: Oh, yes, um, that. It's...a talent.
Isabela: You could make so much coin with that!

[nikkylee]

I can't remember word for word... but something with Varric telling Fenris if he was any more broody he'd have women falling down in the streets having brooding little babies.

And I second Aveline's quest. Awesome. "I need two goats, and you take them to his mother..."

[Hope Slayer]

Running around town and randomly heard in the same accent as the kid on the bus in Forrest Gump some townswoman say to someone, "Seats taken."

A woman in Lowtown at night with a high british accent, "Would you like to see my ditties?"

[dreamextractor]

Hawke: Hawke this, Hawke that. Why does everything have to fall to me?
Hawke: What earth-shattering matter requires my attention NOW?

Modifié par dreamextractor, 10 mars 2011 - 03:08 .

[KoiCafeX]

Rescued guy : Don't go that way, there's a huge dragon there.
Merril : Are we going to go that way? i never seen a huge dragon before.

Quest : The Bone Pits
can't remember the rescued guy name

[casedawgz]

(Paraphrase)
Aveline: "Varric, I'm very disappointed with you."
Varric: "What is it this time?"
A. :"It's that serial you've been publishing. All my guards are getting into arguments claiming its based on them."
V: "Everyone loves a dirty guard on the edge."
A: "Varric."
V: "Fine, three more issues and I'll have him retire to the Anderfels and open a tavern. He's getting too old for this s***."

[tywinsregards]

I cant remember it well but I know Aveline said something like she wished everything was as easy as isabella. But my favorite was on one of ander's mission when a templar asked Hawke who he was then Varric replied "Its the divine coming all the way here to tell you how much of a jackass you are".

Modifié par lgeass88, 10 mars 2011 - 03:46 .

[aMammothrpg]

Fenris: A pair of lyrium breasts inscribed on my chest would make things better.

[Malja]

Hawke: How do you two know each other?
Zevran: How does anyone know Isabela?
Isabela: Yes, well, you'll never get to know Isabela again if you keep that up.

[Fidget6]

Isabela: So what's that magical fisting thing you do?
Fenris: Excuse me?

Modifié par Fidget6, 10 mars 2011 - 10:56 .

[Succubus77]

I heard this banter last night and I just had to chuckle.

(paraphrased a bit)

Anders: "I've not been having as much trouble in the clinic lately"
Varric: "Maybe they've forgotten about you"
Anders: "They forgot about the apostate mage who runs a free clinic in the sewers. Right."

[sylvanaerie]

I don't remember anything specific atm but most of Varric's dialogues and banters with the party were gems as were Isabella's.  He also references Baldur's Gate 2 in a convo toward the end of the game with Hawke.
(Edwina apparently owns the Hanged Man!)

[tywinsregards]

Anders: "Isabella is like a sidedish, she cums with a meal"