Bodahn just told Sandal that the rats squeak with a funny accent in Orlai in my game today. Funny stuff.
Post some funny dialogue
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Lord Arkay
, mars 09 2011 06:10
#26
Posté 19 mars 2011 - 02:38
#28
Posté 19 mars 2011 - 02:57
*after Leandra dies, during romance*
Isabela: People care about you...like...Aveline
Gamlen: two women..is that even possible?
Isabela: People care about you...like...Aveline
Gamlen: two women..is that even possible?
#29
Posté 19 mars 2011 - 05:36
Varric: So Aveline, what do you do on your off hours?
Aveline: These are my off hours.
Varric: And your streak of continuing to scare the ****** out of me continues.
I could not help but to laugh at this line.
Aveline: These are my off hours.
Varric: And your streak of continuing to scare the ****** out of me continues.
I could not help but to laugh at this line.
#30
Posté 22 août 2012 - 06:04
What I thougth was funny in loose end quest. (Hawk as a mage)
Hawk: Emile de Laucet?
Emile: Wow!.. Are you a mage? Because you just magic my breath away!
Hawk: As a matter of fact I am a mage.
Emile: So am I. Ehe... Some people say I am a bloodmage. I..I..I'm dangerous! I bet you like danger don't you.
Varric: Can I kill him yet! He's hurting me...
Hawk: Emile de Laucet?
Emile: Wow!.. Are you a mage? Because you just magic my breath away!
Hawk: As a matter of fact I am a mage.
Emile: So am I. Ehe... Some people say I am a bloodmage. I..I..I'm dangerous! I bet you like danger don't you.
Varric: Can I kill him yet! He's hurting me...
#31
Posté 22 août 2012 - 07:43
If you bring Anders along on the Enemies Among Us quest and he was "under the influence" of blood magic. 
Anders: "I've got the mother of all hangovers!!"
Anders: "I've got the mother of all hangovers!!"
Modifié par xxBabyMonkeyxx, 25 août 2012 - 11:17 .
#32
Posté 22 août 2012 - 08:39
Banter in Legacy (If Carver is a Templar)
Isabela: You certainly fill out a skirt Carver. A shame, I suppose you're all religious and such now.
Carver: Do you know how long the Chant of Light is? How much stamina it requires?
Isabela: Go on...
Carver: With passion'd breath comes darkness, but with many against Her, She finds His light untiring as it parts the Veil.
Isabela: Not sure if I'm aroused or scared. I like it.
Hawke: No you don't. No, she doesn't!
From MotA
Isabela: I always did like a man in uniform.
Carver: You sure you wouldn't like a man out of uniform better?
Isabela: I... hmm.
Carver: Life's so full of hard choices, isn't it?
Isabela: You certainly fill out a skirt Carver. A shame, I suppose you're all religious and such now.
Carver: Do you know how long the Chant of Light is? How much stamina it requires?
Isabela: Go on...
Carver: With passion'd breath comes darkness, but with many against Her, She finds His light untiring as it parts the Veil.
Isabela: Not sure if I'm aroused or scared. I like it.
Hawke: No you don't. No, she doesn't!
From MotA
Isabela: I always did like a man in uniform.
Carver: You sure you wouldn't like a man out of uniform better?
Isabela: I... hmm.
Carver: Life's so full of hard choices, isn't it?
#33
Posté 23 août 2012 - 01:27
From Legacy...
(Upon getting advice from Larius) (If Hawke is in a romance with Anders and Fenris is in the party)
Larius: Yes.. I can show you out.. Yes
Hawke: Because I always like to follow the advice of tainted crazy people.
Fenris: Never stopped you before!
Anders: Excuse me ?!?!
Fenris: Nevermind!
Have it on youtube ^^
(Upon getting advice from Larius) (If Hawke is in a romance with Anders and Fenris is in the party)
Larius: Yes.. I can show you out.. Yes
Hawke: Because I always like to follow the advice of tainted crazy people.
Fenris: Never stopped you before!
Anders: Excuse me ?!?!
Fenris: Nevermind!
Have it on youtube ^^
#34
Posté 23 août 2012 - 06:04
I'm just paraphrasing:
Varric: Stop looking at my chest.
Isabela: What?
Varric: My eyes are up here. I'm a person, not an object.
Isabela: Varric?
Varric: haha, just ****ting ya.
Varric: Stop looking at my chest.
Isabela: What?
Varric: My eyes are up here. I'm a person, not an object.
Isabela: Varric?
Varric: haha, just ****ting ya.
#35
Posté 23 août 2012 - 04:18
My favorite will probably always be:
Anders: You've got a real chip on your shoulder, you know that?
Carver: I've got a big sword on my shoulder, magey.
Anders: Right. Wonder what you're compensating for.
Anders: You've got a real chip on your shoulder, you know that?
Carver: I've got a big sword on my shoulder, magey.
Anders: Right. Wonder what you're compensating for.
#36
Posté 23 août 2012 - 05:11
Shanook wrote...
My favorite will probably always be:
Anders: You've got a real chip on your shoulder, you know that?
Carver: I've got a big sword on my shoulder, magey.
Anders: Right. Wonder what you're compensating for.
Have that one on my video too





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