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[thompsmt]

Ladies and Gentlemen, what we have here is the Common Internet Troll. He has no real power, and thus, hates us for it.

Please move along.

[Mr. MannlyMan]

thompsmt wrote...

Ladies and Gentlemen, what we have here is the Common Internet Troll. He has no real power, and thus, hates us for it.

Please move along.

Naw, trolls are usually just ugly kids who are sitting at home, bored.

In other terms, movey along-y.

Modifié par Mr. MannlyMan, 10 mars 2011 - 03:33 .

[Ty2011]

They should take femshep off the disc and add more Asari strip joints. Also, add a DLC where Miranda and Ashely feed ManShep grapes while he rests in his quarters.

[Fallingblack]

Ok, let's have a compromise, then:

Female shepard model is out of the game, but male shepard is voiced by Jennifer Hale.

Deal!

[disconnect7]

They should take maleshep off the disc, add some malien strip joints, and add a DLC where Thane and Garrus feed FemShep grapes while she rests in her quarters. Oh what the hell add a shirtless Jacob giving a foot massage just for good nature.

[AdmiralCheez]

disconnect7 wrote...

They should take maleshep off the disc, add some malien strip joints, and add a DLC where Thane and Garrus feed FemShep grapes while she rests in her quarters. Oh what the hell add a shirtless Jacob giving a foot massage just for good nature.

Make that chocolate-covered strawberries instead of grapes and I'm f*cking sold.

[Ty2011]

disconnect7 wrote...

They should take maleshep off the disc, add some malien strip joints, and add a DLC where Thane and Garrus feed FemShep grapes while she rests in her quarters. Oh what the hell add a shirtless Jacob giving a foot massage just for good nature.

That's a terrible idea!!

[Daewan]

AdmiralCheez wrote...

disconnect7 wrote...

They should take maleshep off the disc, add some malien strip joints, and add a DLC where Thane and Garrus feed FemShep grapes while she rests in her quarters. Oh what the hell add a shirtless Jacob giving a foot massage just for good nature.

Make that chocolate-covered strawberries instead of grapes and I'm f*cking sold.

And bring Kaidan back to do femShep's nails.  Do you have any idea what constantly firing a gun does to nail polish?!  Oh, and Liara to do femShep's hair because there's always time for more conditioner.

[Thompson family]

One of the worst pieces of trolling I've ever seen.

[disconnect7]

Ty2011 wrote...

disconnect7 wrote...

They should take maleshep off the disc, add some malien strip joints, and add a DLC where Thane and Garrus feed FemShep grapes while she rests in her quarters. Oh what the hell add a shirtless Jacob giving a foot massage just for good nature.

That's a terrible idea!!

I streamlined your original idea and made it better though

Your right Cheez, FemShep would rather have some chocolate covered strawberries I'm sure. Much more luxurious. 

[AdmiralCheez]

Daewan wrote...

AdmiralCheez wrote...

disconnect7 wrote...

They should take maleshep off the disc, add some malien strip joints, and add a DLC where Thane and Garrus feed FemShep grapes while she rests in her quarters. Oh what the hell add a shirtless Jacob giving a foot massage just for good nature.

Make that chocolate-covered strawberries instead of grapes and I'm f*cking sold.

And bring Kaidan back to do femShep's nails.  Do you have any idea what constantly firing a gun does to nail polish?!  Oh, and Liara to do femShep's hair because there's always time for more conditioner.

And then after that, they all watch Ya Ya Sisterhood and Steel Magnolias.

And maybe Love, Actually.

Best game ever.

[disconnect7]

AdmiralCheez wrote...

Daewan wrote...

AdmiralCheez wrote...

disconnect7 wrote...

They should take maleshep off the disc, add some malien strip joints, and add a DLC where Thane and Garrus feed FemShep grapes while she rests in her quarters. Oh what the hell add a shirtless Jacob giving a foot massage just for good nature.

Make that chocolate-covered strawberries instead of grapes and I'm f*cking sold.

And bring Kaidan back to do femShep's nails.  Do you have any idea what constantly firing a gun does to nail polish?!  Oh, and Liara to do femShep's hair because there's always time for more conditioner.

And then after that, they all watch Ya Ya Sisterhood and Steel Magnolias.

And maybe Love, Actually.

Best game ever.

Agreed! Same time tomorrow? I now have the urge to play ME with my gorgeous FemShep, and her sexy malien boyfriend and shipmates. FemShep=<3

[Commander Waha]

5 star thread.

If there's one thing that upsets this forum it's suggesting that Femshep is less canon than Vandershep.

[Fiery Phoenix]

AdmiralCheez wrote...

you cant just have an opinion directly opposite to mine thats not fair

[xTHExWARRIORx]

Oh boy are you selfish and sexist.

[AdmiralCheez]

disconnect7 wrote...

Agreed! Same time tomorrow? I now have the urge to play ME with my gorgeous FemShep, and her sexy malien boyfriend and shipmates. FemShep=<3

You've got it, girlfriend! ;3

[Inutaisho7996]

Fallingblack wrote...

Ok, let's have a compromise, then:

Female shepard model is out of the game, but male shepard is voiced by Jennifer Hale.

Deal!

I'd play that.

[mnomaha]

I so totally needed this...LMAO

[mnomaha]

@Admiral..Disconnect...do you have room for another in there???

[ADLegend21]

oh I was having a crappy day until I read this. this made me laugh so hard. Thank you OP. XD

[AdmiralCheez]

mnomaha wrote...

@Admiral..Disconnect...do you have room for another in there???

Absolutely.  It's Ladies' Night on the BSN.

[Lithium Luna]

Dear Bioware,

Please remove 'Reapers' because they don't actually exist.

Sincerely,
Councilor Velarn

/sarcasm

[ravenimage]

YES, finally. A thread where I can vent.

Dear BioWare,

Please remove aliens from the Mass Effect universe. I don't like the way Tali stares at me.

But don't remove drell because they're cool. Please replace all galactic fleets with a gargantuan army of drell ninja to wipe out the Reapers.

No, wait. Please remove the Reapers. They're kind of getting on my nerves because they think they're better than Shepard. Nobody is better than Shepard. Not even Chuck Norris.

Thank you.

[Shadow_Soul]

@Admiral and Disconnect
Okay, I lol'd.

[Hedera]

I... You...
(sigh)
*leaves*