dear bioware, no female shepard in mass effect 3 please

#76
AdmiralCheez

Posté 10 mars 2011 - 05:20

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mnomaha wrote...

Sounds like a plan to me! Btw, I mean live here, but I'm a Nebraska girl originally. OMG, I miss good cheese.

I wasn't aware that NZ cheese was subpar.

But hey, if you want cheese, we've got cheese. So much it's ridiculous.

And beer. Lots and lots of beer. There's like four breweries within a 100-mile radius of my current location.

It's good to be in Wisconsin.

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#77
Rekkampum

Posté 10 mars 2011 - 05:21

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Dear Bioware,

Please remove all female asari in the game and make them male. Fill all the nightclubs with genetically engineered male asari strippers. I know what the codex says about asari but I don't think that's fair so you should change it. All asari should be men and wear thongs like Borat does. Thank you.

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#78
kglaser

Posté 10 mars 2011 - 05:21

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mnomaha wrote...
I vote for all the females on the Normandy be removed, especially Kelly, and all the males, especially Thane, run around in oil and loincloths.

Now this is the first half-decent idea I've heard. Certainly the "especially Kelly" bit. XD

Run, Thane! Run around in that loincloth! Then remember it every day FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!

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#79
Bugsie

Posté 10 mars 2011 - 05:22

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I heard there was an open bar in this thread.

Dear Bioware, all your quest locations need more bars and or pubs, or a winery or two, especially on those planets that have lush green fields.

Yours sincerely
Buggirl

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#80
AdmiralCheez

Posté 10 mars 2011 - 05:23

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Rekkampum wrote...

Dear Bioware,

Please remove all female asari in the game and make them male. Fill all the nightclubs with genetically engineered male asari strippers. I know what the codex says about asari but I don't think that's fair so you should change it. All asari should be men and wear thongs like Borat does. Thank you.

Also, this.

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#81
mnomaha

Posté 10 mars 2011 - 05:26

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AdmiralCheez wrote...

mnomaha wrote...

Sounds like a plan to me! Btw, I mean live here, but I'm a Nebraska girl originally. OMG, I miss good cheese.
I wasn't aware that NZ cheese was subpar.

But hey, if you want cheese, we've got cheese. So much it's ridiculous.

And beer. Lots and lots of beer. There's like four breweries within a 100-mile radius of my current location.

It's good to be in Wisconsin.

I need cheese! The cheese is good here, but it doesn't do the gooey melt think. It just, well, disolves and there's no gooey anything. Try making nachos with cheese like that!

Beer! I like beer! Ok, I'll bring kiwi fruit and wine, you bring the beer and CHEESE.

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#82
mnomaha

Posté 10 mars 2011 - 05:27

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kglaser wrote...

mnomaha wrote...
I vote for all the females on the Normandy be removed, especially Kelly, and all the males, especially Thane, run around in oil and loincloths.

Now this is the first half-decent idea I've heard. Certainly the "especially Kelly" bit. XD

Run, Thane! Run around in that loincloth! Then remember it every day FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!

LOL He can run, but I will chase him. And then it will turn into an oil wresting match...hmm, can't really find the bad in that.

Yes, Kelly must not distract my perving with her nymphing...

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#83
kglaser

Posté 10 mars 2011 - 05:27

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AdmiralCheez wrote...

Rekkampum wrote...

Dear Bioware,

Please remove all female asari in the game and make them male. Fill all the nightclubs with genetically engineered male asari strippers. I know what the codex says about asari but I don't think that's fair so you should change it. All asari should be men and wear thongs like Borat does. Thank you.
Also, this.

http://t0.gstatic.co...vgQwof9v1QA&t=1

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#84
disconnect7

Posté 10 mars 2011 - 05:28

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mnomaha wrote...

disconnect7 wrote...

Shadow_Soul wrote...

AdmiralCheez wrote...
Shadow_Soul wrote...
@Admiral and Disconnect
Okay, I lol'd.
Daewan helped, too.
Yeah, you guys are awesome, thanks for the lolz.

Your welcome dear

Hey Shell! It is indeed ladies night. I like how we turned this thread around.

@Jwalker: I enjoyed that montage. Very nice.

*waves* Well hi there stranger! Long time no type. LOL This thread *needed* to be turned around. However, I vote for all the females on the Normandy be removed, especially Kelly, and all the males, especially Thane, run around in oil and loincloths.

LOLOMG yes! I demand that we make this happen! Well Chakwas can stay I suppose, she's got the good supply of booze anyway. I know she's holding out on us :bandit:

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#85
Leonia

Posté 10 mars 2011 - 05:29

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jwalker wrote...

*must hurry*

My day was really gloomy until I saw this post. You, sir, have made my day. Thank you! <3

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#86
disconnect7

Posté 10 mars 2011 - 05:30

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AdmiralCheez wrote...

Rekkampum wrote...

Dear Bioware,

Please remove all female asari in the game and make them male. Fill all the nightclubs with genetically engineered male asari strippers. I know what the codex says about asari but I don't think that's fair so you should change it. All asari should be men and wear thongs like Borat does. Thank you.
Also, this.

Seconded!

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#87
sonsonthebia07

Posté 10 mars 2011 - 05:30

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More facepalm please, I don't think there's enough in this thread yet to counteract that. :b

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#88
mnomaha

Posté 10 mars 2011 - 05:32

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disconnect7 wrote...

AdmiralCheez wrote...

Rekkampum wrote...

Dear Bioware,

Please remove all female asari in the game and make them male. Fill all the nightclubs with genetically engineered male asari strippers. I know what the codex says about asari but I don't think that's fair so you should change it. All asari should be men and wear thongs like Borat does. Thank you.
Also, this.

Seconded!

Not sure how I missed this...I third this. Motion passed.

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#89
kglaser

Posté 10 mars 2011 - 05:32

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Yes, the asari facepalm string is now canon. Too good!
:wizard:

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#90
AdmiralCheez

Posté 10 mars 2011 - 05:35

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Okay, so we have wine, beer, cheese, fruit, and a need for hot blue dudes.

BUT WAIT! I CAN DO THAT!

Image IPB

Yep, we have everything.

Modifié par AdmiralCheez, 10 mars 2011 - 05:35 .

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#91
kglaser

Posté 10 mars 2011 - 05:38

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HAHAHAHA!!!

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#92
mnomaha

Posté 10 mars 2011 - 05:41

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AdmiralCheez wrote...

Okay, so we have wine, beer, cheese, fruit, and a need for hot blue dudes.

BUT WAIT! I CAN DO THAT!

Yep, we have everything.

Oh yes, that is....well, Asari Hugh...OMG yes. Oh those lovely blue abs! With cheese. Damn, I'm starting to sound like Alistair.

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#93
disconnect7

Posté 10 mars 2011 - 05:42

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LOL Cheez! This turned from the worst thread in history to the best!

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#94
vader da slayer

Posté 10 mars 2011 - 05:43

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anyone else laugh when they read the title besides me?

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#95
kglaser

Posté 10 mars 2011 - 05:43

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I can't even tear my eyes away to look above his neck...am I...am I a...bad person?

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#96
Bugsie

Posté 10 mars 2011 - 05:46

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Dare I be the first to say it - but this thread is definitely "winning"!

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#97
HeavyTankZA

Posté 10 mars 2011 - 05:46

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cool story bro...

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#98
jbg927

Posté 10 mars 2011 - 05:56

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Dear bioware we should totally be able to use kinect to do asari dances in me3

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#99
habitat 67

Posté 10 mars 2011 - 05:59

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AdmiralCheez wrote...

disconnect7 wrote...

They should take maleshep off the disc, add some malien strip joints, and add a DLC where Thane and Garrus feed FemShep grapes while she rests in her quarters. Oh what the hell add a shirtless Jacob giving a foot massage just for good nature.
Make that chocolate-covered strawberries instead of grapes and I'm f*cking sold.

What about Zaeed?

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#100
AdmiralCheez

Posté 10 mars 2011 - 06:00

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habitat 67 wrote...

What about Zaeed?

He can serve margaritas.

Or wine and cheese.

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#76 AdmiralCheez Posté 10 mars 2011 - 05:20

#77 Rekkampum Posté 10 mars 2011 - 05:21

#78 kglaser Posté 10 mars 2011 - 05:21

#79 Bugsie Posté 10 mars 2011 - 05:22

#80 AdmiralCheez Posté 10 mars 2011 - 05:23

#81 mnomaha Posté 10 mars 2011 - 05:26

#82 mnomaha Posté 10 mars 2011 - 05:27

#83 kglaser Posté 10 mars 2011 - 05:27

#84 disconnect7 Posté 10 mars 2011 - 05:28

#85 Leonia Posté 10 mars 2011 - 05:29

#86 disconnect7 Posté 10 mars 2011 - 05:30

#87 sonsonthebia07 Posté 10 mars 2011 - 05:30

#88 mnomaha Posté 10 mars 2011 - 05:32

#89 kglaser Posté 10 mars 2011 - 05:32

#90 AdmiralCheez Posté 10 mars 2011 - 05:35

#91 kglaser Posté 10 mars 2011 - 05:38

#92 mnomaha Posté 10 mars 2011 - 05:41

#93 disconnect7 Posté 10 mars 2011 - 05:42

#94 vader da slayer Posté 10 mars 2011 - 05:43

#95 kglaser Posté 10 mars 2011 - 05:43

#96 Bugsie Posté 10 mars 2011 - 05:46

#97 HeavyTankZA Posté 10 mars 2011 - 05:46

#98 jbg927 Posté 10 mars 2011 - 05:56

#99 habitat 67 Posté 10 mars 2011 - 05:59

#100 AdmiralCheez Posté 10 mars 2011 - 06:00

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