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[Darkest Dreamer]

I think you're taking this thread far too seriously Ninjaphrog.

[Ninjaphrog]

Tae_Lia wrote...

*wistful sigh* Why cant Alistair be real?

/facepalm

[Ninjaphrog]

Darkest Dreamer wrote...

I think you're taking this thread far too seriously Ninjaphrog.

It's hard not to when there're 100 more of the like out there god damnit!

[Ninjaphrog]

my self some women fail....

[Runaan]

Heals.like.Jesus wrote...

He betrays you unless you romance him. That proves what an ungrateful opportunistic scumbag he is.

This is what it looks like if you don't ever talk to him (even with a friendship path), yeah, but there really is more to him than that. He's not an idiot--after fighting alongside your party for a good deal of time, he wouldn't double-cross you with any real notion of being able to win and survive. Ungrateful, opportunistic scumbag externally--that's what he wants you to think, yup.

Enough of my Zevran-defense, though. Alistair's adorable, yeah, but more in an "I want to pat you on the head like a puppy" kind of way more than "I want to take you to my bed" way. Then again, I haven't played the game with him "hardened" (absurd pun aside), so he's a puppy for me through and through...

[Darkest Dreamer]

Ninjaphrog wrote...

It's hard not to when there're 100 more of the like out there god damnit!

*Chuckles*

[Ninjaphrog]

Runaan wrote...

Heals.like.Jesus wrote...

He betrays you unless you romance him. That proves what an ungrateful opportunistic scumbag he is.

This is what it looks like if you don't ever talk to him (even with a friendship path), yeah, but there really is more to him than that. He's not an idiot--after fighting alongside your party for a good deal of time, he wouldn't double-cross you with any real notion of being able to win and survive. Ungrateful, opportunistic scumbag externally--that's what he wants you to think, yup.

Enough of my Zevran-defense, though. Alistair's adorable, yeah, but more in an "I want to pat you on the head like a puppy" kind of way more than "I want to take you to my bed" way. Then again, I haven't played the game with him "hardened" (absurd pun aside), so he's a puppy for me through and through...

Face it he's a metrosexual with a confidense issue....and he looks like a dip**** ontop of that...nothing adorable about it...

[Ninjaphrog]

Darkest Dreamer wrote...

Ninjaphrog wrote...

It's hard not to when there're 100 more of the like out there god damnit!

*Chuckles*

But seriously? No, I dont take these posts serious at all...I just come in with an opposite opinion =P

[Aesira]

Alistair fails, and if you want to trade him for your gf/bf, err, it means they fail even harder.



Oh wow, just another pre-set paladin character with romance option in Bioware game. Thats so fresh and exciting.

I would have booted this walking talking failure as soon as I met him, (wtf? you dont like me killing people in swamps for their loot? get lost!) but NO, you have to keep him, oh well.



And cursed be whoever made that hideous crappy goody-2-shoes Leliana to be lesbian instead of Morrigan. Hope there will be a mod around to allow my psychotic evil female PC to tent Morrigan, cause honestly, there is not enough evil companions, as always, grr.

[MolotovProphet]

Heals.like.Jesus wrote...

He betrays you unless you romance him. That proves what an ungrateful opportunistic scumbag he is.

Spoiler anyone?

[Heals.like.Jesus]

Im sensing the ninja amphibian doesnt really like anyone in the game.



Runaan, you cant use "he wont betray you if he fights alongside you" as a viable defence, because that just proves further my point that Zev is an opportunistic scumbag. he wont betray you, not out of loyalty, but out of fear that he would die, after seeing what you are capable of.



Until you can convince me otherwise about him, I will question him to the last, then promptly slit his throat, much like he has done with alot of his victims.

[Ninjaphrog]

Aesira wrote...

Alistair fails, and if you want to trade him for your gf/bf, err, it means they fail even harder.

Oh wow, just another pre-set paladin character with romance option in Bioware game. Thats so fresh and exciting.
I would have booted this walking talking failure as soon as I met him, (wtf? you dont like me killing people in swamps for their loot? get lost!) but NO, you have to keep him, oh well.

And cursed be whoever made that hideous crappy goody-2-shoes Leliana to be lesbian instead of Morrigan. Hope there will be a mod around to allow my psychotic evil female PC to tent Morrigan, cause honestly, there is not enough evil companions, as always, grr.

FINALLY SOME ONE WHO SEES MY POINT OF VIEW YAY!!!

Lelianna: Make her genderless...

Morrigan: Make her bisexual + Make her boobs bigger...and make her a tad bit more evil...like instead of "I care about nothing but myself" evil to "I kill puppies for fun" evil!

Alistair: Trade Zevrans story with his...make Alistair killable while he's lying in the mud unconcious...make Zevran the permanent companion!

Sten: AWESOME!

Shale: AMAZING!

[Darkest Dreamer]

Ninjaphrog wrote...

But seriously? No, I dont take these posts serious at all...I just come in with an opposite opinion =P

Glad to hear it. On another note, I wouldn't look at the front page for a bit. It had me in stitches after I read your post only to see, "Alistair, please marry me!" two seconds later.

[Ninjaphrog]

Heals.like.Jesus wrote...

Im sensing the ninja amphibian doesnt really like anyone in the game.

Runaan, you cant use "he wont betray you if he fights alongside you" as a viable defence, because that just proves further my point that Zev is an opportunistic scumbag. he wont betray you, not out of loyalty, but out of fear that he would die, after seeing what you are capable of.

Until you can convince me otherwise about him, I will question him to the last, then promptly slit his throat, much like he has done with alot of his victims.

Who you calling an amphibian!? oh...the frog part...I see....well I do like Morrigan! She's evil but awesome XD And she's got 'awesome boobage'....Lelianna has a cute personality but the rainbows and pink clouds and shoes and dresses and shopping RRRRAAAAARRRHHHGGGGRRR!!! I wanna dismember her and feed her to my Mabari!!!!

Sten is awesome in his straight to the point attitude..."Tell me about your people" "No...."  lol! 

Zevran is just simply awesomely hawt...and hay my character and him go hand in hand perfectly!

Alistair still sucks donkay ballz...

I'm ignoring Oghren just cause he really is shallow....nothing going on behind the beardz...

[newcomplex]

Ninjaphrog wrote...

Ok...let me say this in a way that I hope will go through these girls dense heads...

Alistair...is a game character...nothing more...seriously, do yourself or whomever cares a favor, and get a f ing life?

Besides...Alistair, is an a hole...note that I'm bisexual, and honestly you can find his kind in abundance on any sun covered beach...they're filled with loser guys with blonde hair and a tan trying to pick up a girlfriend cause they suck at personalities so they use bodies to seduce...failure...get...a...life....

Also...there are 101 topics about Alistair...lay the f off...and people say I spam? Ok ladies and gentlemen we get it you have a HORRIBLE taste in men and a HORRIBLE humor to go with it, but please stop sharing your wet dreams about a man made out of pixels and bytes with us, it's getting annoying.

And if you'd trade your real life husband or boyfriend for Alistair...I'm speechless....what the **** is wrong with you?

Get the **** over your pixel crush and go get a life....no point in dreaming about stuff that wont come true...thats why Emoes exist, damnit.

again...

GET
A
LIFE

EDIT: If you do not like the above you can go f urself...I really do not care.

I think someones in lurrrve.

[Runaan]

Runaan, you cant use "he wont betray you if he fights alongside you" as a viable defence, because that just proves further my point that Zev is an opportunistic scumbag. he wont betray you, not out of loyalty, but out of fear that he would die, after seeing what you are capable of.

Until you can convince me otherwise about him, I will question him to the last, then promptly slit his throat, much like he has done with alot of his victims.

I'm not exactly trying to change your mind about him, I'm just defending him because I really like his character overall, and the character goes way deeper than that. I'm also trying not to give any spoilers about him 'cause I'm going to get yelled at for it on this forum. D: But everything you're saying is completely ironic, I promise. I'm not saying "YOU ARE WRONG", really, your interpretation of him is completely valid based on your interaction with him in the game. And that's exactly why he's a multi-layered character, and a great deal of why I think he's so well-written.

[Ninjaphrog]

Darkest Dreamer wrote...

Ninjaphrog wrote...

But seriously? No, I dont take these posts serious at all...I just come in with an opposite opinion =P

Glad to hear it. On another note, I wouldn't look at the front page for a bit. It had me in stitches after I read your post only to see, "Alistair, please marry me!" two seconds later.

Did I say that?...Must've been sarcastic...Call me insane but Sarcastic Hypocritical bullcrap is humorous to me =P

Seriously though: I don't like Alistair whatsoever and I think he's annoying, and only sarcasticly would that formerly quoted sentence spurt from my lips....

[Dr. Scarabus]

Heals.like.Jesus wrote...

He betrays you unless you romance him. That proves what an ungrateful opportunistic scumbag he is.

???  

That didn't happen in my game, I romanced Leliana. I did give him some gifts and had some conversations with him, maybe it happens if your approval isnt high enough?

[Ninjaphrog]

newcomplex wrote...

Ninjaphrog wrote...

Ok...let me say this in a way that I hope will go through these girls dense heads...

Alistair...is a game character...nothing more...seriously, do yourself or whomever cares a favor, and get a f ing life?

Besides...Alistair, is an a hole...note that I'm bisexual, and honestly you can find his kind in abundance on any sun covered beach...they're filled with loser guys with blonde hair and a tan trying to pick up a girlfriend cause they suck at personalities so they use bodies to seduce...failure...get...a...life....

Also...there are 101 topics about Alistair...lay the f off...and people say I spam? Ok ladies and gentlemen we get it you have a HORRIBLE taste in men and a HORRIBLE humor to go with it, but please stop sharing your wet dreams about a man made out of pixels and bytes with us, it's getting annoying.

And if you'd trade your real life husband or boyfriend for Alistair...I'm speechless....what the **** is wrong with you?

Get the **** over your pixel crush and go get a life....no point in dreaming about stuff that wont come true...thats why Emoes exist, damnit.

again...

GET
A
LIFE

EDIT: If you do not like the above you can go f urself...I really do not care.

I think someones in lurrrve.

......

[gambledaniel]

I'll trade my level 25 mudkip for a level 10 Alistair anyday

[Ninjaphrog]

anyway...can someone tell me what happens if you get any of the characters to -100 ? =P Please tell me you can get Alistair downthere? I really want a chance to burry my sword in his gut and decapitate him with my off hand sword.........

[Heals.like.Jesus]

You cant get rid of Alistair. Period. He is needed in the game plot-wise.

[Heals.like.Jesus]

You cant get rid of Alistair. Period. He is needed in the game plot-wise.

[LGWu]

Im an old man

And straight

yet alistair is someone id like to have potter round my manse

As an adult i have dreamed of being a female..

All men do girls so never believe the BS the gonad heads spout.



As a girl alistair is dreamy And Tae_Lia nails it.



Ninjaphrog

You soundlike a shrew and a harridan

you spout 'real life like' your an expert

try this

------

I have found in my years that people who spout.. GET A LIFE,, have no life they respect.

And are usually too stupid to know they are stupid.

I can say this because i am smarter than you

and you know it



THAts LIFE

[Haasth]

Heals.like.Jesus wrote...

You cant get rid of Alistair. Period. He is needed in the game plot-wise.

Well.. Technically... But then I would spoil too much.
And God forbid people would actually agree on something! I think he's a nice guy, at any rate. And enjoy using him as my personal meatshield. But besides that, I don't swing that way.

Modifié par Haasth, 20 novembre 2009 - 12:29 .