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[zazally]

Ok did anyone realise that at the start where flemeth saves you that she has perfectly designed boobies for her age? She is old and my grandma's boobs are saggy they drop to the floor but good work on flemeths boobies they look like a 20 year old models breasts on a 100 year old witch . 

Modifié par zazally, 10 mars 2011 - 01:39 .

[Xrissie]

Flemeth is more like a few thousand years old.

[Bobad]

Maybe boobs become more pert after your 200th birthday?.

[Naitaka]

Her body is probably not all that old though. Beside without those boobs do you think the target demography would have enough patience to sit through all those dialogue that has no button pressing connected to awesomeness? They're well shaped for a good reason.

[zazally]

Xrissie wrote...

Flemeth is more like a few thousand years old.

Dam she must of casted some sort of spell that keeps her boobs in shape also probably 90% of the people reading this have never seen boobies in real life hahahaha I know I have and it ain't my sisters/mums/grandmas/cousins aunties.
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Modifié par zazally, 10 mars 2011 - 01:44 .

[Kohaku]

She had a little work done of course. I mean, she can turn into anything she wants (I'm thinking). She can do her own nip, tuck and re-structuring here and there.

[brunomalta]

Well, she also look younger. So this must have to do with her supernatural abilities. Also, Hawke´s mom has some nice and big boobs.

[Flower_Child]

boobs = good selling

oh you bioware...

[brunomalta]

Flower_Child wrote...

boobs = good selling

oh you bioware...

They should have stuck Isabella on the cover. It would sell like crazy. I think the PR department dropped the ball on this one.

[Purgatious]

I don't, thats who.

[zazally]

brunomalta wrote...

Well, she also look younger. So this must have to do with her supernatural abilities. Also, Hawke´s mom has some nice and big boobs.

The Next Dragon Age expansion or game needs to say on the case we love boobies!
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Modifié par zazally, 10 mars 2011 - 01:49 .

[zazally]

Also is anyone upset that the girl at the start talking to Varric forcing him to tell the story can't be banged? Like you can't have a relationship with her cause she is HOT! or can you? I just started this game.

[rcjonessnp175]

The boobies in this game are epic!

[Teddie Sage]

I don't look at breasts, honestly. I prefer male characters.

[zazally]

Also you should be able to bang your sister she is probably the hottest character in this game.

[El Codge]

Let's not forget Wynne from DA:O.

Even Zevran had something to say about her magical bosoms.

[brunomalta]

Well....i think you should bang all the girls on the game (or guys if this is your thing). That girl at the start is indeed very hot vut i really want to bang my sister. Maybe the will allow me? hahaha
Well..i agree. On the next one they should put on the cover "Real Life Sized Breast".

And people say DA 2 is not epic. It is. Epic Boobs....

[tmp7704]

zazally wrote...

Ok did anyone realise that at the start where flemeth saves you that she has perfectly designed boobies for her age? She is old and my grandma's boobs are saggy they drop to the floor but good work on flemeths boobies they look like a 20 year old models breasts on a 100 year old witch . 

Gravity in Thedas is different. It doesn't affect breasts, weapons and rogues to name just a few.

[Tyrano]

zazally wrote...

Also you should be able to bang your sister she is probably the hottest character in this game.

Incest 

Modifié par Tyrano, 10 mars 2011 - 01:59 .

[Kwsths]

zazally wrote...

Also you should be able to bang your sister she is probably the hottest character in this game.

This.


Also, i love big boobs, i admit it.

[Naitaka]

zazally wrote...

Seriously not being able to just hang my
sister on the wall and go balls deep in her really irritates me but I am
just going to play this game and see how it plays out maybe I can
become real close to her and I might forget about me having sexual
intercourse with her.

As much as I want to romance Bethany...your choice of words are very...disturbing...

Modifié par Naitaka, 10 mars 2011 - 02:04 .

[brunomalta]

zazally wrote...

Seriously not being able to just hang my sister on the wall and go balls deep in her really irritates me but I am just going to play this game and see how it plays out maybe I can become real close to her and I might forget about me having sexual intercourse with her.

I think then we should ask for a DLC to be able to do just that. I mean...RPG is meant to make us do what we want. And from reading the CODEX on my sister i got the feeling she wants it..she wants it really BAD.

[MistySun]

Yes, i think 20 DLC's would make up for the majority to make  DA2 better. The Exiled Prince DLC was released on day 1 of DA2 release date. How absurd is that...or is it?
As for boobies...give me more and more.
Or was it? <<<<<refer to second sentence if you would please. :happy:

[zazally]

Alright Bioware the people have spoken keep making more boobies in your future DLC for Dragon Age 2

[brunomalta]

The second DLC will be "Bethany´s Love". The third will be a "Max Texture Boobs Pack". The next major DLC i read it will be one were you can open your own "Red Light" House. It it will be called "Pink Emporium".