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Bioware must love boobs but who doesn't?


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LOL

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zazally

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brunomalta wrote...

The second DLC will be "Bethany´s Love". The third will be a "Max Texture Boobs Pack". The next major DLC i read it will be one were you can open your own "Red Light" House. It it will be called "Pink Emporium".



LOL also I wouldn't mind a Dragon Age Hooters edition or maybe a extra Boob Editor DLC so we can edit and play around with our own boobies hell I would spend way to much time on that.

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zazally wrote...

brunomalta wrote...

The second DLC will be "Bethany´s Love". The third will be a "Max Texture Boobs Pack". The next major DLC i read it will be one were you can open your own "Red Light" House. It it will be called "Pink Emporium".



LOL also I wouldn't mind a Dragon Age Hooters edition or maybe a extra Boob Editor DLC so we can edit and play around with our own boobies hell I would spend way to much time on that.


Awesome idea. A boob editor. I would love that!

Maybe, to get more of a comercial appeal, we could rename the brand to Dragon Boobs. What do you think?

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One of my favorite thing about the game is the boobies B)

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Speaking of which...

http://www.nocashvaluecomic.com/?p=371

:wub:

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You people act as if big boobs are a bad thing.

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brunomalta

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Nooo.. We love boobs.

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I love boobies, but I'm more of an ass man.

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zazally wrote...

Seriously not being able to just hang my sister on the wall and go balls deep in her really irritates me but I am just going to play this game and see how it plays out maybe I can become real close to her and I might forget about me having sexual intercourse with her.


Is this Bioware's new target audience? Pubescent, sexually charged teenagers that want to "bang" their sisters? This is disgusting.

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sendaparamedic wrote...

zazally wrote...

Seriously not being able to just hang my sister on the wall and go balls deep in her really irritates me but I am just going to play this game and see how it plays out maybe I can become real close to her and I might forget about me having sexual intercourse with her.


Is this Bioware's new target audience? Pubescent, sexually charged teenagers that want to "bang" their sisters? This is disgusting.


If you are taking this serious you are way beyond delusion. We are joking with the game man!

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brunomalta wrote...

zazally wrote...

brunomalta wrote...

The second DLC will be "Bethany´s Love". The third will be a "Max Texture Boobs Pack". The next major DLC i read it will be one were you can open your own "Red Light" House. It it will be called "Pink Emporium".



LOL also I wouldn't mind a Dragon Age Hooters edition or maybe a extra Boob Editor DLC so we can edit and play around with our own boobies hell I would spend way to much time on that.


Awesome idea. A boob editor. I would love that!

Maybe, to get more of a comercial appeal, we could rename the brand to Dragon Boobs. What do you think?


Sounds incredible and LOL at the guy who took this seriously hahahaha

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Beknatok wrote...

Speaking of which...

http://www.nocashvaluecomic.com/?p=371

:wub:



Very nice.

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That guy is crazy. Can´t take a joke. Sucks to be his friend i gues lol

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zazally wrote...
Sounds incredible and LOL at the guy who took this seriously hahahaha


But, you are...

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Just putting out there; If VARRIC is the one telling the tale...erm...well...did Flemeth ACTUALLY look like that...or was it just him exaggerating? Now yes, he says he's telling the truth when you play as the 'actual' Hawke...but I wouldn't put it past him to add a little more spice to the real tale. (I always figured Flemeth as in origins was the one Hawke met and that Varric doesn't think a dragon turning into a really old hag would fit his grand tale... :-p )

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brunomalta wrote...

That guy is crazy. Can´t take a joke. Sucks to be his friend i gues lol



Yep I know people like him in my life they usually have no friends lol

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setrus86 wrote...

Just putting out there; If VARRIC is the one telling the tale...erm...well...did Flemeth ACTUALLY look like that...or was it just him exaggerating? Now yes, he says he's telling the truth when you play as the 'actual' Hawke...but I wouldn't put it past him to add a little more spice to the real tale. (I always figured Flemeth as in origins was the one Hawke met and that Varric doesn't think a dragon turning into a really old hag would fit his grand tale... :-p )


Good read and knowing dwarfs they seem the exaggerating type :P but man oh man I just love the fact that Bioware is not afraid of putting a good pair of hooters on old grandmas it is like you put a bag over their head and BAM you wouldn't know the diference between a 200 year old or a 20 year old.

Modifié par zazally, 10 mars 2011 - 03:56 .


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That is the beauty of dark magic (so far I haven't seen Flemeth use blood magic so I can't use that term). If only Varric kept his embellishments throughout the whole story.... Bethany was so epic. This is why I support constant character models because we get unique body models... for example Isabela.

Modifié par DarkSpider88, 10 mars 2011 - 03:59 .


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You know, i was thinking here (never a good thing) but i think this is thw way to go for most companies. Boobize everything. I mean, Mass Effect 2 could have a protagonist whit monster boobs and it would be better. The final reaper could be one giant boob.
I forgot her name, the charater in your picture, she is hot but could use some GIANT size boobs lol....well..i´m having lunch here right know, sorry if the jokes are not that funny!

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brunomalta wrote...

You know, i was thinking here (never a good thing) but i think this is thw way to go for most companies. Boobize everything. I mean, Mass Effect 2 could have a protagonist whit monster boobs and it would be better. The final reaper could be one giant boob.
I forgot her name, the charater in your picture, she is hot but could use some GIANT size boobs lol....well..i´m having lunch here right know, sorry if the jokes are not that funny!



All good mate but the girl you are refering to is Jack man she had small breasts I wasn't a big fan of her she needed some nice pair of hooters on her I swear all Bioware needs to release is some hooter editor even if it was 10 bucks for it cause man these games could get a lot more interesting.

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You guys must'a loved the Broodmother, hehe

Modifié par StabbedInTheBack, 10 mars 2011 - 04:03 .


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I wonder how the females that work at Bioware put up with all this boobies madness maybe there all lesbians? Who knows but nothing wrong with a female liking boobs

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zazally wrote...


Good read and knowing dwarfs they seem the exaggerating type :P but man oh man I just love the fact that Bioware is not afraid of putting a good pair of hooters on old grandmas it is like you put a bag over their head and BAM you wouldn't know the diference between a 200 year old or a 20 year old.


and before you know it, you're up to your nuts in their di-centegenerian guts.

This game sounds epic.

Modifié par El Codge, 10 mars 2011 - 04:13 .


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zazally wrote...

I wonder how the females that work at Bioware put up with all this boobies madness maybe there all lesbians? Who knows but nothing wrong with a female liking boobs


Yeah Jack...right. I never romanced her cause she had small boobs. I got the other one cause sha had plastic surgery in all her body which means...huge boobs. I read in a secret codex that she had a implant to size it up.

Women who likes boobs are even cooler than normal women lol

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