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[Nathan Redgrave]

Best line? Is "all of them" an option?

This said, I did appreciate the "Swooping is bad" reference Alistair let slip.

[primero holodon]

Hawke: I saw him sacrifice a goat... to the great deamon... then  howl... loudly
Templar: What! Great deamon? are you sure?
Hawke: Oh yeah, he kept going on about how he loved to do... Demony things.

[Weaverjho]

"I think I'm sick of these mages and templars."
Me too Varric, me too.

[dryz]

I just ran into Zevran with Isabella this was classic

Zevran: you can tie me up, gag me, and man handle me i wont put up a fight.... Or you can turn me over to Nuncio Haha
Hawke: Well what do you think Isabella
Isabella: Well ive had better
Hawke: (in disgusted tone) i ment about letting him go
Isabella: (Flustered) oh right yeah let him go

I laughed so hard it hurt

Oh and Hawke asking zevran how he knows isabella and him saying "how does any man know isabella" and her getting all pissed "keep that up youll never know isabella again"

Then when hes leaving isabella blurts out

Isabella: What just like that no sex?
Zevran: Oh isabella how i miss you
Isabella: thats cuz you got ****** poor aim luckaly you have other uses
Avaline: Uhh i think i just threw up a little in my mouth

Modifié par dryz, 13 mars 2011 - 09:29 .

[Lord Atlia]

The Orlesian guy spitting on the Ferelden miner.

[Mr.House]

Any line between Aveline and Isabela.

[RedWulfi]

Anders: "If anyone tries hiring me again, Im leaving" Entering the brothel

[youngzman]

Kitimandiri wrote...

There were tons of humorous moments but I'd have to say my favorite is during his cameo.

Alistair to Teagan about Orlais (I think?): "Yes; swooping is bad."

Oh God,I re-asked the question to see if I heard that correctly. Laughed hard.

[hoy123]

Isabella: So, whats with that magical fisting thing you do?
Fenris: Uhhmn..
Isabella: You know... When you stick your fist into people.
Fenris: Its.. a talent.. i guess....

I paused the game to laugh.

[Chronicdoodler]

Merrill and Anders conversation about ser pounce a lot

Merrill: So when was your cat knighted?
Anders: What?
Merrill: Did he have a shield and a sword?
Anders: Please stop making fun of my cat.

Oh and Merrill enthusiasm to go that way and see the huge dragon

[KarlVhazo]

Memodown wrote...

When asking Seneschal Bran where to search for the missing Qunari delegates:

Bran: Not coincidentally, a number of recent recruits have failed to report. You should start with them. Although, where you find a swordsman so eager to sell his honor and duty, I'm sure I don't know.
Fenris: The Hanged Man.
Merril: Hanged Man.
Varric: Obvious one, that.

I had Sebastian and he ended it with "Even I knew that one"

[Amainville]

The "I like big boats, and I cannot lie" line was priceless. I'd heard about before, mind you, but I was NOT expecting to hear it anytime soon. Then, out of the blue in the Fade, (as Sandal would say) *BOOM!* There it was.

[UNOSHI]

lol i heard a lot got to play it again the conversation between isabella and bethany killed me. the one between alister and anders:

Anders: hey weren't you?
King Alistar: yeah...rumors
King alistar: hey wasn't you?
Anders: aah yeah u know.. rumors..
King alistar aah see we get along

[GameBoyish]

Memodown wrote...

Also during Varric's epic cutscene in Bartrand's house, the quest title in the log is pretty funny:
Varric must face down his backstabbing brother in an epic battle to the death.

:lol:

[Arel]

Isabela: "Ah, the Blooming Rose. Where people come... then go."

[Kopawapatezi]

"Do want to something to eat or drink? I have... Water..."

[nranola]

"...No." -Arishok

I laughed a lot more than I should've at that one. xD

[mredders91]

merrill: 'id never seen a beard before i thougt a squirrel was attached to his face'

from a ramdom talk with anders about duncan

Modifié par mredders91, 14 mars 2011 - 12:07 .

[AbsolutGrndZer0]

I don't remember the exact lines, but Varric and Isabella are talking about how BIG it was,and Isabella is like "I've never seen one that big" and it's all sounding so sexual, and Hawke says "DO I want to know what you two are talking about" and Isabella says "We are talking about swords... well daggers. Why what did YOU think we were talking about?
"

[AbsolutGrndZer0]

KarlVhazo wrote...

Memodown wrote...

When asking Seneschal Bran where to search for the missing Qunari delegates:

Bran: Not coincidentally, a number of recent recruits have failed to report. You should start with them. Although, where you find a swordsman so eager to sell his honor and duty, I'm sure I don't know.
Fenris: The Hanged Man.
Merril: Hanged Man.
Varric: Obvious one, that.

I had Sebastian and he ended it with "Even I knew that one"

Yeah, no matter who you have with you, first two will say "hanged man" then the third will make some kind of "duh" comment.  I've seen Varric on the "Hanged Man" part.

[Izsera]

I guess its not a quote exactly but by Act 3 I loved how every time I entered the Hanged Man everybody yelled "Hawke!". At the start I thought I had gone crazy or it was some random thing but luckily it happened 4 more times! Where everybody knows your name indeed.

[Alpr]

When getting Merill and freeing Flemeth, choose the option "Stop speaking in riddles" she responds with "Thank you" I laughed lol

[Malja]

AbsolutGrndZer0 wrote...

KarlVhazo wrote...

Memodown wrote...

When asking Seneschal Bran where to search for the missing Qunari delegates:

Bran: Not coincidentally, a number of recent recruits have failed to report. You should start with them. Although, where you find a swordsman so eager to sell his honor and duty, I'm sure I don't know.
Fenris: The Hanged Man.
Merril: Hanged Man.
Varric: Obvious one, that.

I had Sebastian and he ended it with "Even I knew that one"

Yeah, no matter who you have with you, first two will say "hanged man" then the third will make some kind of "duh" comment.  I've seen Varric on the "Hanged Man" part.

Yep. I only had Fenris and Varric with me at the time, so Hawke went "No question". That was more amusing to me than it should've been.

[Willow2010]

During deep road when they lost sandal, the father ask Hawke to find him, and she said, he going to get kill, he response it's not that more he will lose himself in here.....

After the romance with Anders in the estate, you examine the guitare (kind of) and she said, well he dont have any talent for this but he got other great talent (something like this)

[Phex]

Isabela: Hey Fenris, you still doing that magical fisting thing of yours?
Fenris: The what?
Isabela: You know, when you put your hand in people.
Fenris: Yes, I still do that.
Isabela: Just saying, you could make a lot of money with that.

Had me laughing so hard.

Modifié par Sefferz, 14 mars 2011 - 01:35 .