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[BIO18]

Dwarf : I had to break my beard to accomplish this
Merrill : But he still has his beard , Do you think it hurts ?

OR
Qunari leader . Now I have everybody at my feet
Merrill : But your feet did nothing wrong ... did they ?

OR
Carver : Merrill your not like the other girls
Merrill : Well yes I am an elfe
Carver : That is not what I ment
Merrill : Oh Im sorry did I miss something dirty ?
Carver : No no no
Merrill : Because I like dirty things

Merrill : I think you will be the best swoardmen ever carver
Carver : Oh merrill

[BIO18]

and also
Carver and anders talk
Anders : I was just trying to be nice ...
Carver : I have a big sword mage !
Anders : Wonder what that big sword compensates for ...

[Veovim]

Maybe not the best line in the game, but I got a chuckle out of the beginning of the deep roads expedition.

(paraphrased)
Hireling #1: Shame about Bodahn's boy running off. It's awfully dangerous down here.
Hireling #2: Tell me about it. It's so dark away from the camp, he might get eaten by a grue.

[Veovim]

Edit: (double post)

Modifié par Veovim, 14 mars 2011 - 08:42 .

[likeorasgod]

Haven't read all the post, but did any one catch Isa's convo with Beth in the Brothal. It was right before I took Beth to hit on the elf guy to hear what she says. LOL Isa calls her out as being a virgin and than I take the elf up on his offer. The responce was even more perfect for the moment.

[KarlVhazo]

SarEnyaDor wrote...

I liked Isabela's line at the end of Aveline's love-quest ... "Oh, bend her over a basin already!" Varric's line there isn't too bad either "Want me to draw you pictures of where she wants to touch you?" LOL

Dang I didn't think to bring Varric. I brought Isabella and Merrill and Anders. Will have to bringing him next time.

[Nerevar-as]

So far both times Varrick bluffed our way out of a fight against the slaver with the half-elven and the templar. Hope there are more.

[Noviere]

"So you've moved that apostate boy into the estate with you, I hear. I guess I don't need to ask which one of you is the girl..."

--Gamlen to male Hawke, re: his romance with Anders.

Modifié par Noviere, 14 mars 2011 - 09:22 .

[robmokron]

Alister.. yes.. swooping IS bag *grin* (makes all the players **** and giggle)

and varric

That's why I need you there. You're a mage. You must know something about... weird ****."

Modifié par robmokron, 14 mars 2011 - 09:31 .

[Boss Fog]

Meredith: You recognize this don't you?
Hawke: It was less "giant sword" looking when I found it..

Also I totally 100% agree with whoever said that Hawke is their favorite Bioware protagonist ever. I'm in love w/ my rogue/asssassin lady hawke.

[wollert]

Havent read all the posts so this is probably already said, but it is an answer.

Varric: I´m pretty sure any decent priest praying for Barthran would burst into flames.
Merril: *gasp* but that´s awful, I had no idea being a priest was so dangerous.

[likeorasgod]

Nerevar-as wrote...

So far both times Varrick bluffed our way out of a fight against the slaver with the half-elven and the templar. Hope there are more.

i din't have him bluff the first time, but he had me convence with the half elven he realy was the son...lol I was like wait wasn't he that merchant trader son?

[GrimReaperCalls]

I chuckled at the female Hawke´s

"Looks like they took him to some bolt hole in the Wounded Coast. I wonder if it's near the Injured Cliffs? Or the Limping Hills? Massive-Head-Trauma-Bay? No? Just me? *sigh* Forget I said anything."

Completely read my mind regarding the name "Wounded Coast"

[Cuthlan]

A party banter late in the game where Merril asked Varric how Hawke's story ended and he asked her if she really wanted it spoiled before it was over. Kind of a jab at the community wanting to know everything pre-release.

[Shepard needs a Vacation]

Elf this and elf that, I'll elf your mother!!!!

heard it in the docks by a commoner

[Oloos]

A banter that cracks me up is after the fate of Seamus (and a very awkward sarcastic Hawke line) something like that :

Aveline : Because it's getting late ?
Hawke : What ?
Aveline : You ass...

[staldore13]

i dont know exactly how it went but it was something like this

Aveline: i should put you to work putting up signs for the guard Varric
Varric: signs? how about one big sign that says Dont, you can hit people with it

or
Isabella: Apostate prostitutes...apostitutes!

Modifié par staldore13, 14 mars 2011 - 11:11 .

[Malja]

Oloos wrote...

A banter that cracks me up is after the fate of Seamus (and a very awkward sarcastic Hawke line) something like that :

Aveline : Because it's getting late ?
Hawke : What ?
Aveline : You ass...

Hahah I loved that too. I walked out of the Chantry feeling good about that line and she just comes out with that.

[artsangel]

The conversation between Anders and Sebastian about his belt, especially the end:

"I don't think the maker would appreciate me shoving his wife's head between my legs every morning."

Also, I never got lady Hawke commenting about Ander's socks. Clicking on the bed always netted the complain about the dog leaving paw prints.

I never really used Isabela or Merril, so I look forward to my next playthrough to hear all the conversations they are involved in

[LeaveMeAlone9009]

I just remembered my fav line in ALL OF DRAGON AGE II



"DON'T! Maaaaaaan handle the Urchiin Child... get your oooowwnn."



Hilarious.

[Queenie4000]

Merrill to Isabella: Do you have a parrot?
Isabella: No.
Merrill: Do you have a peg leg?
Isabella: No...I also do not have a hook for a hand.
Merrill: Huh, you are so different from the pirates in Varrics' stories...
Isabella: Kitten, that is the way he wants it.

[pzbt]

In the hanged man Merrill said something about Isabella trying to teach her something called "Body shots".

Merrill: Did you step on something sharp, Fenris?
Fenris: No.
Merrill: Slam your fingers in a door?
Fenris: No.
Merrill: Smack your head on a low beam?
Fenris: Is there a point to this line of questioning?
Merrill: Just wondering why you're so cross all the time.
Varric: I think he prods hismelf with all those spikes (Not sure on his line)

[Aynslie]

Suck on a Fireball!

[Rycr]

Merrill says some pretty funny things when you click on her:
"Why do they call this a brothel? Does it have something to do with broth?"
"Is that statue-lady supposed to be someone important? She looks a bit cross."
"Is the coast really wounded? How did that happen? Can't it be healed?"
"My whole clan could camp in here and you'd never even find them."

And then there's:

Merrill: If you could do one thing - anything at all - what would it be?
Bethany: That's easy. I'd be normal. No magic - just normal.
Merrill: Really? You wouldn't want to fly across the Thedas, or eat a cake the size of Kirkwall? Keep a baby griffon as a pet?
Bethany: Now that you mention it, the baby griffon sounds nice.
Merrill: I'd name mine "Feathers."

I gotta say, Merrill's youthful naivety is hilarious sometimes.