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[Aynslie]

Isabela: So you're a King now? Moving up in the world.
Alistair: Isabela? You look...Different.
Isabela: Don't we all.

Yea this made me chuckle.

Modifié par Aynslie, 15 mars 2011 - 06:50 .

[Gerrium]

The swooping is bad comment from Alistair(made me remember that time in the Kokari wilds)

And Varrics when he is commenting about the the slave statues at the Gallows(as you walk by)

I cant really remembered it exactly though..i dont want to ruin it by saying something is not.

[mikx82]

I love the sexual tension between Aveline and Donnic

plus all of Merril's banter

[football_punk64]

I liked after Sebastians quest where you encounter the demon. When you go an romance him it goes something like.

Sebastian- Thank you for helping me Hawke. If you ever need my services, let me know.
FemHawke- I can think of a few services you can do for me.
Seb- What are you talking about... ohhh, I didn't mean... I feel like I need to some praying, Lots of praying.

I laughed so hard and woke up all my roomies.

Modifié par football_punk64, 15 mars 2011 - 04:41 .

[Master Verhoffin]

One that really floored me was on the Gamlen's Treasure quest, when the mercenary shows up at the end:

Mercenary: "You bastard, you killed Merkel!"
Hawke: "...what's a Merkel?"
Merc: "MY BROTHER!"

It was an auto-response too, probably because I picked all the sarcastic ones.

[Jayce]

I had a good chuckle at a Cassandra & Varric cutscene line.

"Why Seeker, if I didn't know better, I'd say you were developing a little crush..."

[Lukas Kristjanson]

Redgoon23 wrote...

It's random. I reloaded for some reason and got two completly different versions of it. I was really surprised. Wish I was in the studio for that. It would be funny to watch whoever does VO for Isabela to say all those lines of dialogue one after another.

Ah yes, Isabela’s innuendo array. I had a lot of fun with that. It’s also funny because actors don’t always know how games function, or even play them, so they don’t “get” that the dialogue branches. Some just assume that the player sees every line in sequence like they read it in the script, which makes exchanges like this one seem like an endless barrage of filth. I like that.

[Gabey5]

Aveline: You know anders, of all the mages i know you are the one i expected to go out in a blaze
Anders: The day is young
Aveline:That was a compliment you ass
Anders: No it wasn't

[bambooxfox]

When Merrill consoles you about your differences with Carver.

Hawke: I can see it now - the apostate and the templar running from opposite ends of the Gallows to embrace each other.
Merrill: Oh, that would be darling! But how would you arrange to be on opposite sides of the Gallows?

[highcastle]

I walked into the Blooming Rose for Isabela's final quest and overheard the following NPC exchange (paraphrased):

NPC 1: I'm thinking of changing my hair.
NPC 2: Do it. You've had this one for seven years!

[leggywillow]

Redgoon23 wrote...

When I got that exchange I didn't get those last three. I do recall "shank your Jory" and "cup your joining" being in the mix, though.

  "Shank your Jory"?!?!  OMG that's hilarious.  Especially when you think that the only way Isabela could have picked that up would be if the Warden said it, which is hilariously inappropriate

Warden: Want me to shank your Jory, eh?
Alistair: ... dude, not cool

[xxLegallyxx]

It may have already been mentioned, but when I heard it, I literally LOL'd for 2 minutes.

One time when Varric was fighting with my party, he was knocked unconscious. When he came to, he said this:

"Dear Varric, learn to parry. Love, your innards. Ow."

[highcastle]

Got another one:

Varric: I heard some nobles griping about Lowton peasants moving up in the world. Congratulations, Hawke, you've ruined the neighborhood.

[Exile Isan]

I don't know if someone posted this (because I do not have the time or the patience to read this whole thread) but I came across some funny banter between Fenris and Carver (with a little help from Varric and Hawke): 

Carver: "I have a tattoo."
Fenris: "You what?"
Carver: "I have a tattoo. It's a mabari, a sign of strength. I got it just before Ostagar."
Fenris: "Does it let you reach into a man and tear out his innards."
Carver: "Er, no. But I can make it bark."
Fenris: "Please don't."
Varric: "Seconded"
Hawke: "*sigh*"

I was playing femHawke which makes her reaction even funnier I think.

[vivisekti0]

Damn, I can't remember quite how the line went, but that part where Anders complained about having to give up Ser Pounce-A-Lot...

Modifié par vivisekti0, 15 mars 2011 - 09:33 .

[Lauretha_L]

JakePT wrote...

"Twenty silver if he says 'It wasn't me, it was the one armed man!'"

Totally bizarre to have a reference to The Fugitive in a fantasy game, but that's part of what makes it so hilarious.

Actually, it's also a reference to The Mask And I loved it too!

My favourite has to be the note you get after completing the quest of disgracing the templar - goat demon worship plus a shipment of lyrium = the most epic win in the game

[ShadyKat]

Isabela : I like big boats, I can not lie".
Wins for quoting Sir-Mix-a Lot song "Baby got Back.

[nodice]

ShadyKat wrote...

Isabela : I like big boats, I can not lie".
Wins for quoting Sir-Mix-a Lot song "Baby got Back.

They must really love Sir-Mix-a-Lot at Bioware

[Aynslie]

Hawke: Sundermount looks very....Mountainous today. Lots of rock and hillside.

Or something to that effect.

[jklinders]

I don't know if this one was posted yet.

Magistrate: Ah Hawke I was looking for someone with your "special talents"
Hawke: Somehow I don't think you mean my ability to juggle small rodents while humming Orlesian ballads.

Magistrate: I hope that...whatever you just described is not the extent of your abilities or I have been seriously misinformed.


Words to that effect anyway. I actually cannot think of any dialogue in any game that combined that level of twisted humor with such perfect delivery. I had my doubts about the VA for Male Hawke but this interaction alone and many other like it sold me.

[QwibQwib]

"Can you show me how to be a dragon?"

[Dean_the_Young]

"An old hag who talks too much."


By far my favorite Flemeth title.

[Durang]

 My favorite has to be when you meet Bann Teagan and Alistair in the Keep.  It goes something like this...

Teagan:  We have depart soon, the Hero of Ferelden should be back in Denerim by now.
Alistair:  You're always so formal, he has a name y'know.

[nranola]

Isabela: I enjoy a man with markings like that.
Fenris: You've enjoyed many, I suspect.
Isabela: Where I come from, they're called "tattoos". Sailors get them all the time.
Fenris: Not made of lyrium, I'd imagine.
Isabela: Not a one. And the pictures are different--usually breasts.
Fenris: I suppose a pair of lyrium breasts tattooed onto my chest would make things better.
Isabela: That's me. I'm a helper.

Yes, Fenris. It really would.

[Mitridathes]

One of my other favorites is when you first meet Isabela and have to help her with the duel. When you meet up with her in Hightorn and she goes "I dont like this" and Varric responds "I dont like this.. thats right up there with.., What could possibly go wrong..."

And right at that moment they ofc get jumped by the raiders... hilarious stuff