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[kiret]

"Apostate prostitutes? Apostitutes!" - Hawke (I think?)

"You're a mage. You must know something about ... weird ****." - Varric

[Kriselia]

"Do the words 'political maelstrom' mean anything to you?"

From Seneschal Bran. It took me a sec, but then my brain clicked and I just went "Udina?!"

Also, "The Fereldan Circle's more fun. Everyone was kissing everyone." by Anders.

[Ashii6]

Isabela: Men are good for only one thing, woman are good for six things
Bethany: Six things? What six things?
FemaleHawke: Isabela!

Full of win. I couldn't stop laugh after that.. Isabela has the best line in game.

Modifié par Ashii6, 16 mars 2011 - 08:00 .

[Asch Lavigne]

"Are those hand prints? Was someone swinging on the chandelier. Sandal....." Or later it was "Merrill..." once she moved in.

The frolicking elves one between Varric and Merrill. And of course the one where Fenris tells Varric that he spends his time running from room to room choreographing dances.

My personal favorite was the Sandal moments in the Deep Roads because I loved when you found him in Fort Drakon in Origins before the Archdemon and if you aks him why he is surrounded by bodies, how did this happen he says "enchantment." And now it was "Boom" and then "Not enchantment." If the next game takes place in Orlais, and maybe it will given all the Orlais talk in Act 3, I hope we will see those two again.

Much love for the return of "Swooping is bad."

Cassandra: Flemeth? Am I supposed to believe that a legend swooped out of the wilds to save the Champion?
Varric: Do I need to recite the tale of the Warden?

Modifié par Asch Lavigne, 16 mars 2011 - 08:56 .

[stworzonko]

There was many such lines. But I remember the sweet one, after which I couldn't help but laugh. It was um... at the barracks, with Aveline? When she says sth about apologizing Donnick's family. And Merrill says sth like... "No, it would be good only if you were courting him" And then that sweet "Oh! You ARE courting him!" My god... xD Well, it was not the best one, but still, it was hilarious.

Modifié par stworzonko, 16 mars 2011 - 12:43 .

[kj0600]

"I've got a big sword on my shoulder, magey." -Carver
"Right, wonder what your compensating for." -Anders

Modifié par kj0600, 16 mars 2011 - 11:13 .

[Wildfire172]

A bit darker humor but still lmao, after killing the Vaterral (sp) on Merrill's companion quest.
Merrill: Why was he was so afraid of me?
Hawke:*looks to Anders*
Anders: I'll give you a hint, it has to do with slitting your wrists... and demons.

Probably not exact but that banter had my gf laughing as well lol

[foam]

"Always close at hand. Always within reach. Glistening..."

While it's not the best line in the game, I find myself repeating it in my head whenever I think of Fenris. Oh, Isabela, how I love you and your dirty mind.

[rma2110]

Carver: Still pretending to help while drowning us in debt to your brother?
Varric: Still pretending to be useful while ****ing at your betters?
Carver: Drink later?
Varric: wouldn't miss it.

[Palando]

So was I the only person who deliberately ventured out with Merrill and Isabella in the party just to hear their banter?

"Think about it kitten, I'm sure it will come to you."

[NarcissaArtois]

I guess I hit the "sarcastic" button a few too many times, because when flirting with Fenris for the first time, he says something (can't remember what) and Hawke AUTO-replied with:
"Sounds like you are trying to proposition me for a loan."
To which Fendris replies "Well this mansion does require alot of upkeep".

[Doc Faust]

thesuperdarkone wrote...

This one made me laugh:

Varric: Andraste's dimpled buttcheeks!

This. I can just imagine Cassandra's facepalm.

[Blze001]

Aveline: I don't remember ever asking to be the butt of your jokes-
Hawke: Donnic.
Aveline: ... alright, sometimes I do...

And the best line evar:
Varric: I swear, I will find that sunnova *****, sorry mother, and kill him!

[Zaros]

Isabela: "And then Isabela went to the Chantry, and saw that is was... boring. Canticle of Isabela 1, Stanza 1, Verse 1."

Most of the party banter between Isabela and Aveline is hilarious too.

And I'm surprised to one mentioned the "Male Enhancement" spam letter that you get during Act 1 or 2, it pretty much had me in tears.

[TheCreeper]

Aynslie wrote...

Hawke: Just once I would like to go a week without running into an insane mage. Just one week.

I thought that became even funnier when you are playing a Mage Hawke because you know they are thinking "I know I can't be the only sane mage in kirkwall, can I?"

[Kemmer]

Maria Caliban wrote...
"I like big boats and I cannot lie."

Definitely!  Lol.

[fthg42]

Tons of great lines, but the one that got me the most was at the climax, when all your companions are chiming in about your decision, and Isabela just looks off into the distance and says, with perfect delivery:

"****. What have you gotten yourself into this time, Isabela?"

I started laughing hysterically. Tension, you are defused.

[Deylar]

Personally,I'm enjoying my Anger Rogue Hawke. And my favorite threat that just made him super bad ass was:

"They say your life flashes before you when you die," while taking out dagger to someone's neck.

Modifié par Deylar, 16 mars 2011 - 11:55 .

[Jon Jern_]

"Want a sandwich?"
No, I'm not going to wade through 16 pages to see if this was already said.

[Leharic]

Something along the lines of;

Gamlen: I hear you've been slipping it to that pirate **** from the Hanged Man. Two women. I wonder what that is like.

Just wow.

[Exile Isan]

There's a line when you first talk to Orsino about his quest in Act 3, he tells Hawke not to drawn attention to herself least the templers think her a blood mage or something like and her sarcastic reply is "So I shouldn't slit my wrists and dance naked in the moonlight?" And if you have Anders in your group he's all "I'd pay to see that!" I bet he would! lol

[DoubleOhSolo]

In the mansion.

"Let's see. She said look at it sideways and cover the....ISABELLA!"

Gotta love penis jokes man.

[jjbens]

sandal; i want pie
amazing line right there.