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[DoubleOhSolo]

Another one... Carver x Fenris x Merril

Carver: "You know, I have a tattoo too."

Fenris: "Excuse me?"

Carver: "A mabari warhound. From Ostagar."

Fenris: "Does yours curse you to rend the flesh of those you touch?"

Carver: "Um...I can make it bark?"

Merril: "Eww."

I lmao'd.

[A Germ]

I think if you had the stone prisoner dlc, that the quote from the barkeep
was up there.
something along the lines of,

"I heard that there was a downfall in pigeon population in ferelden, what kind of souless bastard would go around killing pigeons?"

reminds me of that scene in DA:O when you free shale and when leaving, you hear a loud squawk from behind. and looking back, there are some feathers on the ground and shale just shrugs.

[Sheryl Chee]

DexterPhin wrote...

One that made me laugh was in Hawke's estate you look out the window and he (or she) says, "Maker's breath! Put some clothes on, man!" I can't help but think this is in reference to "Friends" ugly naked guy that they see out of their window.

Yes. I was thinking of the Ugly Naked Guy from Friends when I wrote that.

(And yes, I know this is a really late response. )

[highcastle]

Leharic wrote...

Something along the lines of;

Gamlen: I hear you've been slipping it to that pirate **** from the Hanged Man. Two women. I wonder what that is like.

Just wow.

He has a good one for Anders with mHawke, too (paraphrasing from memory):

Gamlen: I heard you moved that apostate into the mansion. No need to ask which one's the girl.

[sylvanaerie]

Varric offs Dupuis and as the corpse falls, looks at Hawke and says "What? You were going to do that, right?"
Everything that came out of that dwarf's mouth was pure gold!

[David Gaider]

Maria Caliban wrote...
"I like big boats and I cannot lie."

Them other raiders can't deny
when a big boat sails its way into your harbor
you get sprung!

There's a whole song of it.

I may, at one point, have sang it in the middle of the writer's pit. And danced.

Well, not danced... more of a booty-slap-shimmy thing... but it came close.

Modifié par David Gaider, 17 mars 2011 - 05:04 .

[upsettingshorts]

The ships in the game are hardly big at all though, and the brigantine mentioned at some point in the game isn't terribly big either.  It would be pretty good-sized for a pirate vessel, however.

*pedantic nitpick from someone who would absolutely play an Aubrey-Maturin-like Age of Sail cRPG*

Modifié par Upsettingshorts, 17 mars 2011 - 05:10 .

[David Gaider]

Upsettingshorts wrote...
The ships in the game are hardly big at all though, and the brigantine mentioned at another point in the game isn't terribly big either.

Clearly Isabela wouldn't like those boats.

[Blacklash93]

"He just wants someone to follow... and to rub his tummy..."

That line was so hilariously inappropriate from Isabela during the Qunari mage quest.

[Maugrim]

David Gaider wrote...

Maria Caliban wrote...
"I like big boats and I cannot lie."

Them other raiders can't deny
when a big boat sails its way into your harbor
you get sprung!

There's a whole song of it.

I may, at one point, have sang it in the middle of the writer's pit. And danced.

Well, not danced... more of a booty-slap-shimmy thing... but it came close.

I have not felt ripped off by the special edition of DA2 until this very moment.  This should have been included as a behind the scenes extra! As a....uhhh unique insight to the Bioware writing process....

[Sheryl Chee]

David Gaider wrote...
I may, at one point, have sang it in the middle of the writer's pit. And danced.

Well, not danced... more of a booty-slap-shimmy thing... but it came close.

Ugh, I know. It frustrates me endlessly because I never get my phone out in time. 

[MistressMagee]

there was a line to Verric after he questions you about your love for Anders and Hawke answers: "why do you think I would be turned off by crazy?" or something to that effect. I can't lie, every time he snaps I get turned on lmao If only he would see I was a blood mage! Ahh.

[Arokel]

Someone has to say it...

"ENCHANTMENT!"

[Branclem]

Queenie4000 wrote...

Yes, I loved that one too!  Also, at one point walking around in Kirkwall with Varric and Merrill (please forgive me, mine will be paraphrasing)...
Merrill:  Thanks for helping me back to my house last night.
Varric:  Do you still have that ball of twine I gave you?
Merrill:  Oh, yes, but I won't need it because I'm with Hawke and she never gets lost.

Loved it.

I absolutely love this banter since it actually gets continued later.  The one you describe is in Act 1 - if you keep Varric and Merrill in the party together then you get a follow-up during Act 3.  I forget how it went but it's something along these lines:

Merrill:  Varric, I wanted to return this to you.
Varric: A ball of twine? When did I ever lend you a ball of twine?
Merrill: 6 years ago, back when I first came to the city.  You gave it to me so I wouldn't get lost.  It worked well, but it drove the merchants crazy.  Anyway, I won't be getting lost any time soon so you should have it back.
Varric: Keep it Daisy, I'm sure you'll find some other use for it.
Merrill: Why would I need a ball of twine?
Varric: Uh... it's good for... tying things up, and stuff.

I think Varric goes on to list a few more uses of twine but I don't really remember.  In any case, I laughed when I heard this and remembered the original banter.

[What?]

So... many... to choose from.

Isabela: You and Hawke... something's there, isn't there?
Merrill: He's clever, strong, and wonderful. How can anyone not love him?
Isabela: Oh, I could give you a list, but that would just bore you.
Isabela: So... did you get naked?
Merrill: Isabela!
Isabela: Ooh, look at that blush. That good, huh?


Merrill: How do you do that?
Isabela: Do what, kitten?
Merrill: You sort of swagger when you walk. I've been trying, but I trip over my own feet when I do it.
Isabela: You just strut. It's not something you practice.
Merrill: How do I learn it then?
Isabela: It comes to you. Usually at night. It's like a lover... or maybe a burglar. Either it ravishes you, or runs off with all your jewelry. And you have to run it down and stab it in the heart. And... that metaphor got a bit away from me, didn't it?
Merrill: I think it did, but it was certainly exciting.


Now we all know why Isabela only writes friend fiction and not professional prose.

[Addai]

Carver asks about Fenris' tattoos, then (paraphrased):

Carver: I've got a tattoo of a mabari on my shoulder. I can make it bark.
Fenris: Please don't.
Varric: Seconded.

I almost fell off my chair laughing.

[What?]

David Gaider wrote...

Maria Caliban wrote...
"I like big boats and I cannot lie."

Them other raiders can't deny
when a big boat sails its way into your harbor
you get sprung!

There's a whole song of it.

I may, at one point, have sang it in the middle of the writer's pit. And danced.

Well, not danced... more of a booty-slap-shimmy thing... but it came close.

[Merrill]

Oh, my, god. Isabella, look at her boat.
It's so big. It looks like,
one of those admiral's galleons,
But, you know, who understands those admirals?
They only use it, because,
it looks like a total badass, 'kay?
I mean, her boat, is just so big.
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
It's just so ... big!


[Isabela]

I like big boats and I cannot lie,
You other raiders can't deny,
That when a boat sails in with an itty bitty bowsprit,
And a round aft in yo' face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that aft was stuffed
Deep in the brig, it's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna board with ya
And take yo' picture
My homeboys tried to warn me,
But that aft you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Aft-o'-smooth-wood
You say you wanna get in my schooner?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen them sailin',
To hell with assailin',
It's wood, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo ketch,
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' small boats are the thing
Take the average Riviani and ask her that
It's gotta pack much aft
So, ladies! (Yeah!) ladies! (Yeah!)
Has your boyfriend got the boat? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to sail it! (Sail it!) Sail it! (Sail it!)
Sail that giant boat!
Baby got aft!

[Isabela]

I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, board-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout caravels
'Cause small boats are made for toys
I want 'em real big and juicy
So find that juicy double
Isabela's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that barge
So I'm lookin' at raiders,
Sloops, sailin' like hoes
You can have them tiny boats
I'll keep my boats like barges
A word to the big boats, I wanna get with ya
I won't crash or sink ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna steal
Till the break of dawn
Boat's got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and sink it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I belong, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the sailin' on
So, boats! {Yeah!} boats! {Yeah}
If you wanna roll with my schooner {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even Fereldens got to shout
Baby got aft!

[Isabela]

So your girlfriend sails a fleut, stealin' coppers from Orlesian loot,
But she ain't got a motor in the back of her fleut,
My cannons don't want none
Unless you've got sovs, hun
You can do abacks or corpens,
But please don't lose that boat
Some raiders wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the boat ain't gold
So they sink it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Armada says you're crap,
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your bowsprit is long and your sails are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the Orlesian dames in the frigates:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a man-o-war, I can't resist it
Sails and surf didn't miss it
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his boats are on my list
He had game but he chose to sink 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So boats, if the aft is round,
And you want a triple X show-down,
Dial 1-900-ISABELA
And kick them sweet boats
Baby got aft!



Someone had to do it.

Modifié par VictorianTrash, 17 mars 2011 - 09:05 .

[AmstradHero]

VictorianTrash: I am glad that you felt someone had to do it.
That.
Was.
Gold.

[Lithuasil]

"It's only when you fall, that you know whether you can fly"
"easy for you to say, as a dragon"

or

"The Merchants guild has their fingers in all the pies around here. Well not the actual pies. Those are clean. As far as I know."

[What?]

AmstradHero wrote...

VictorianTrash: I am glad that you felt someone had to do it.
That.
Was.
Gold.

It's even better when you read the lyrics and listen to the song, then mentally replace Mix-A-Lot's voice with Isabela's, along with all the words. Throw a Hammer dance in there for good measure.




Someone needs to do an animation.

Modifié par VictorianTrash, 17 mars 2011 - 12:00 .

[specter7237]

"Don't fondle Andraste!"

[Faridle]

Merrill: If your city was stolen, why not just call the guards?
Sebastian: I'm afraid the matter can't be handled by guards, Merrill.
Merrill: Aveline could help you! She's very good at making thieves give things back. I think it's because she's so tall.
Sebastian: This is beyond even Aveline's power, I'm sad to say.
Merrill: Are you sure? Have you seen her hit people?

Merrill so sweet and funny

[inquartata02]

@VictorianTrash: I am almost rolling with laughter. Bwahahaha! Man, I wish I'd had that version of that song back in my sailing instructor days.

[WidowMaker9394]

When Javaris was forced by the Arishok to pay you despite him getting nothing... that rage was golden.