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[Gammalfarmor]

"No."

[MegaBadExample]

Haha! Isabela in the street something...down the lines of...."Sorry I don't speak never-get-sex-again." I LAUGHED SO HARD MAYNE!

[brazen_nl]

slydfoxxy wrote...

Anything Varric says, especially after a battle.

"Remind me not to get on our bad side, it seems...unhealthy."

"Messing with us is suicidal!"

And "Bertrand you nug humping bastard!, I'll kill you!"

Also when he says he is scared of Aveline lol.

Hawke! How many did you get?

[TobiTobsen]

Every single dialogue with Varric and Aveline is pure gold!

Varric: A Fereldan in the guard, what will they think of next?
Aveline: You have a problem with that?
Varric: Me? My family's not native either. Just surprised, lot of old prejudice in the guard.
Aveline: I'll give them plenty of reason to change their minds.
Varric: You know, it's possible they're just scared ****less of you. That's my theory anyway.

and my favourite:

Varric: So, what do you do, Aveline?
Aveline: You know I'm a guard. Why are you asking?
Varric: I mean in your off-duty hours. You've heard of it, I hope.
Aveline: These are my off-duty hours.
Varric: And the trend of you scaring the ****** out of me continues.

[nodice]

MegaBadExample wrote...

Haha! Isabela in the street something...down the lines of...."Sorry I don't speak never-get-sex-again." I LAUGHED SO HARD MAYNE!

Even better, in my game Isabela said it in a middle of a Isabela-Sebastian banter

[Nyxia]

*Isabela falls in battle*
Aveline: Isabela is on the ground... appropriately!!

or something like that. It cracked me up.

[Kekkis]

When i took Andres to Dalish camp, he said something like: " All Dalish elves I know are crazy"

I remembered my Dalish Wardens first chat with Oghren in DA:A. Making jokes about killing darkspawn and "more the merrier" attitude, that terrified Mhairi.

[GammaRayJim]

I heard two between Aveline and Merril, one was Aveline saying that the Qunari don't like anything and Merril responding something to the effect of "not even rainbows or butterflies" and several other things but it was delivered so innocently it cracked me up. The other time was in the Gallows courtyard and Aveline was calling Merril both brilliant and stupid all in the same conversation again laughed my butt off.

[Anarya]

I played a DW rogue the first time through and I didn't have much use for Isabela, and she left and never came back after the Qunari thing.

However this time around I'm rolling with her and Varric in my party all the time and their banters are fantastic. I'll frequently be running around and hear some line from her and go "omg Isabela" and start smiling like an idiot. Like last night when I encountered the banter between her and Aveline that was a long string of sexual euphemisms including "shank your Jory" and "master your taint". Lewl...

Her VA's delivery is awesome.

[Northern Sun]

Faridle wrote...

Merrill: If your city was stolen, why not just call the guards?
Sebastian: I'm afraid the matter can't be handled by guards, Merrill.
Merrill: Aveline could help you! She's very good at making thieves give things back. I think it's because she's so tall.
Sebastian: This is beyond even Aveline's power, I'm sad to say.
Merrill: Are you sure? Have you seen her hit people?

Merrill so sweet and funny

Even better when Avaline's "You know I can hear you".

And kudos to VictorianTrash for the song.

[AndrewGhosting]

Isabela Aveline If you shove  your thumb up his ***, i win

Varric: Oh that old chestnut

Modifié par AndrewGhosting, 17 mars 2011 - 04:05 .

[brazen_nl]

Rycr wrote...

I was in a party with Isabela, Anders, and Merrill, and discovered a chest I couldn't open. Tried it with all three other characters on a whim and none of them could manage it either. Here's what they said:

Isabela: "Would you also like me to make pigs fly?"
Anders: "What, do you think I'm magic?"
Merrill: "Uh...no? Definitely not? Ever?"

Anders is especially funny since he IS magic.  Just not magic enough to unlock a chest.

I loved it in Origins, where I forgot I wasn't a Rogue and tried to open a chest, and then Sigrun behind me, laughing: "Ha ha, fail ..."

[da0Xeffect2]

Merrill: "But there's not really a fire, is there?
Hawke: "No, Merrill, it's a trick.
Merrill: "Oh! That's very clever then!"

[Obi Doug Ken0bi]

Varric: Andraste's dimpled buttcheeks

[White_Buffalo94]

Varric: "I **** you not, Rivaini, it was this big"
Isabela: "There's no way! I've had hundreds of those in my hand and they're never that big"
Varric: "Would I lie about something so critical?"
3rd party member, Anders or Carver in my experience: "I can't take it anymore, what are you two going on about?"
Varric: "Knives. Or daggers, I can never remember the difference"

[White_Buffalo94]

Kekkis wrote...

When i took Andres to Dalish camp, he said something like: " All Dalish elves I know are crazy"

I remembered my Dalish Wardens first chat with Oghren in DA:A. Making jokes about killing darkspawn and "more the merrier" attitude, that terrified Mhairi.

I think he is referring to Velanna xD

[sylvanaerie]

not a dialogue or a banter but I just noticed Varric's description on the Rivalry side of his speciality tree. Freindship says "one day Varric will tell your story". Rivalry says "One day Varric will tell your story...whether you like it or not."
I just know he's gonna tell them how Hawke ran screaming like a little girl from the Arishok while he chased her around the room as she prepared for the decathalon.

[QwibQwib]

Isabela: Did you want to know something? I'm trying very hard not to get eaten here.

[guardian of hades]

Gerrium wrote...

The swooping is bad comment from Alistair(made me remember that time in the Kokari wilds)

And Varrics when he is commenting about the the slave statues at the Gallows(as you walk by)

I cant really remembered it exactly though..i dont want to ruin it by saying something is not.

"These statutes are sending a message about the current state of times and that message is 'well ****'"

something along those lines

[CyberNinjaSensei]

Maria Caliban wrote...

"I like big boats and I cannot lie."

This. My absolute favorite. That is all.

EDIT: Actually, I also loved Isabela's Underpants Gnomes-esque 3 step plan-

"Step 1: We talk to Velasco. Step 2: Something exciting happens. Step 3: Huge profit!" 

The conversations in this game truly are the best thus far. 

Modifié par CyberNinjaSensei, 18 mars 2011 - 01:46 .

[inquartata02]

On the Haunted Mansion quest (or whatever the quest name was, when you have to go to Bartrand's old place when it's haunted), I was walking from one room to another and a vase smashed into a wall next to me. Out loud, personally, I shouted an expletive in surprise. In-game, Anders pipes up with, "Andraste's flaming knickers!" The timing of the comment just about killed me.

And then Isabella's girly shriek of fright and embarrassed apology a bit earlier in that same quest had me cracking up.

[dgcatanisiri]

inquartata02 wrote...

On the Haunted Mansion quest (or whatever the quest name was, when you have to go to Bartrand's old place when it's haunted), I was walking from one room to another and a vase smashed into a wall next to me. Out loud, personally, I shouted an expletive in surprise. In-game, Anders pipes up with, "Andraste's flaming knickers!" The timing of the comment just about killed me.

And then Isabella's girly shriek of fright and embarrassed apology a bit earlier in that same quest had me cracking up.

Personally, I like Aveline's response: "In about ten seconds, I'm just going to smash anything that moves."

[Nimdol]

Varric died in combat, but my group survived, He woke's up aaand.... said something like this:

"Dear Varric, please learn how to parry. Love. Your inners."

Made my day!

[Ahriman Dragonhand]

There are so many good lines to choose! Here is my top five, in no particular order:

When Varric says even rats are taking sides.
Merrill: Ooooh! What side are they on?
Varric: Well, one third with mages, another third with templars and the rest want cheese for everyone.

The elf dockworker: "Elf" this, "Elf" that... I'll "elf" your mother!

Also the false Varric-Bartrand conversation:
Bartrand: Oh, Varric! Please forgive me, my brother. I was just jealous of you. How could I ever compete with you for Mother's love? You're strong and handsome and so very smart!
Cassandra glares
Varric: What?

Aveline and Varric:
Varric: What do you do Aveline?
Aveline: You know I'm a guard. Why ask?
Varric: I mean in your off-duty hours.
Aveline: These are my off-duty hours!

And it was not a spoken line, but looting a "Form for a rod of fire" in the Gallows during the final act made me laugh a lot.