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[stuboy52]

random tavern guy "doesnt it feel like were part a story if so i wish the writer made me more handsome"

[Kekkis]

stuboy52 wrote...

random tavern guy "doesnt it feel like were part a story if so i wish the writer made me more handsome"

Talkative man. He says also that "Don´t you feel like you are a part of story, that someone else is telling"

And yes, I did.

[ToJKa1]

bjfraley wrote...

JUST found this gem of a nod to Ambassador Udina from Mass Effect:

"Do the words 'political maelstrom' mean anything to you?"

But... This is not an outrage?

Have to second, or third, or whatever Anders' "a wizard did it" line. Best one liner in the game so far

[Sirrrus]

Fenris:  I suppose a pair of lyrium breasts tattooed on my chest would make things better.

[DOYOURLABS]

"So I shouldn't cut myself and dance around naked in the moonlight just to fit in?"

[Badpie]

"Apostate prostitutes? ....APOSTITUTES!!!"

Oh Isabella. You amuse me so.

[Alraiis]

Varric after speaking with the du Launcet parents during "On the Loose," in a mock Orlesian accent: "Oh, the Hanged Man, it is so filthy!" The impersonation and the way he laughs after saying it had me in tears.

[Stormstrider32]

Fenris and Isabela
Isabela: You know that fisting thing you do?
Fenris: Um...huh?
Isabela: You know when you stick your fist in someone? You could make a lot of money at the brothels with that...

[Morogrem]

"there's always a catch, life is a catch I suggest you catch it while you can"

awesome

[Lithuasil]

Stormstrider32 wrote...

Fenris and Isabela
Isabela: You know that fisting thing you do?
Fenris: Um...huh?
Isabela: You know when you stick your fist in someone? You could make a lot of money at the brothels with that...

OW. just OW ._.

[Morogrem]

David Gaider wrote...

Maria Caliban wrote...
"I like big boats and I cannot lie."

Them other raiders can't deny
when a big boat sails its way into your harbor
you get sprung!

There's a whole song of it.

I may, at one point, have sang it in the middle of the writer's pit. And danced.

Well, not danced... more of a booty-slap-shimmy thing... but it came close.

'
lol jesus christ.... /facepalm why are you bragging about this?

[Morogrem]

Addai67 wrote...

Carver asks about Fenris' tattoos, then (paraphrased):

Carver: I've got a tattoo of a mabari on my shoulder. I can make it bark.
Fenris: Please don't.
Varric: Seconded.

I almost fell off my chair laughing.

i lost all feeling in my arms I was laughing so hard when i heard that one

[nijnij]

I loved Merrill's situational lines. In the Deep Roads : "It's so dark here ! Don't people bump into things ?"

Also, yesterday, I made a Duncan Hawke, just for giggles, and realised the game begins with that line...

Modifié par nijnij, 18 mars 2011 - 07:19 .

[Hrodric]

Isabela: Hello? Is Anders there? Can... I... speak... to Anders?

Anders: You can stop yelling. It's always me.

Isabela: Oh, good. I didn't want to talk to that other guy. You know, the stick in the mud.

Anders: He can still hear you. Justice and I are one.

Anders: Anyway, you wanted to talk to me?

Isabela: Not really. I just wanted to make sure it was you.

[da0Xeffect2]

Hawke:"It's like you haven't moved in three years"
Isabella: "Easier for people to find me this way"

[Shepard needs a Vacation]

No one else heard this?? "Elf this and Elf that, I'll Elf your mother"!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sheryl Chee]

Lithuasil wrote...

Stormstrider32 wrote...
Isabela: You know when you stick your fist in someone? You could make a lot of money at the brothels with that...

OW. just OW ._.

You know, this is a misquote. Isabela never actually mentions the brothel in this banter. All she says is: "You could make so much coin with that." And she's probably actually thinking he could make coin by doing this as some sort of circus act--sticking hands through walls and such.

So the person thinking about the other applications of Fenris's talent? Not Isabela. Just saying.

[SmokeyTheBear]

Merrill: Varric, you remind me of [insert elf name].
Varric: Really?
Merrill: Yes, he tells stories to.
Merrill: But, none of his start with :*impersonating Varric* No ****, there I was.
Varric: I need to give him some better stories.

That one time Aveline gave me the finger....

The time where I had Aveline and Isabela in my group, and there was a delicate political situation.
Aveline, directed at Isabela: Why can't this be as easy as you?

Hawke: Feynriel's in a bolt-hole in the Wounded Coat.
Hawke: Wonder if that's near the Injured Cliffs? The Limping Hills? The Mass-Head-Trauma Bay?

Merrill: This place is so exciting. You know, somebody got mugged? Right outside my door! It was fascinating.
Hawke: Somebody gets jumped right outside and you find it exciting?

Aveline: I need.... two goats and a sheath of wool. It's a dowry tradition.
Merrill: Don't be silly. A dowry would only work if you were courting him.
Aveline: Merrill....
Merrill: *GASP* YOU'RE COURTING HIM!

Hawke: You never told me how you're week in Orlais was.
Aveline: You're right. I didn't.
Merrill: So, how was it?
Merrill: OOOOOOOOOOOOH *Laughs*

Miner: But dun't go that way. There's a HUGE dragon!
Merrill: Oh, can we go that way? I've never seen a huge dragon before.

Hawke: My brother does have a point. It may be on our head but it's still valid.
Carver: Oh, thanks for that.

Hawke, directed at Carver: I think our little pissing contest has gone on long enough.

Meeran: May the bloody vultures feast on his corpse and **** him into the ocean.
Carver: I'm telling you, I love this guy.

Carver: Y'know, I have a tattoo, also. Lots of soldiers got them at Ostagar. Mine's a mabari, for strength.
Fenris: Does it let you reach into your enemies and rip out their entrails?
Carver: Well, no. But I can make it bark. Wanna see?
Fenris: No.
Varric: Seconded.
Hawke: *Sigh*

Merrill: Isabela said next time we were here should we teach me how to do something called "body shots."


Take your pick.

[Hrodric]

Sheryl Chee wrote...

Lithuasil wrote...

Stormstrider32 wrote...
Isabela: You know when you stick your fist in someone? You could make a lot of money at the brothels with that...

OW. just OW ._.

You know, this is a misquote. Isabela never actually mentions the brothel in this banter. All she says is: "You could make so much coin with that." And she's probably actually thinking he could make coin by doing this as some sort of circus act--sticking hands through walls and such.

So the person thinking about the other applications of Fenris's talent? Not Isabela. Just saying.

That said, I want Lithuasil to expound a bit more on her thesis of... the monetization of fists in brothels. *bats lashes innocently*

[inquartata02]

Wait, when does Aveline give you the finger?

[JustValiant]

Not from the content but  from the pronounciation I really loved one of Merril's romantic lines ("Is it warm in here") and her talk to Sebastian about his "shiny" armor! Simply adorable...

[Urbanus Venator]

Gotta admit, damn near everything Varric says from the get-go is pure gold. His banter with all companions is amazing.

"Opinions are like testicles. You kick them hard enough, it doesn't matter how many you've got."

Isabela: "Come to me, and I'll take you to places you've never been."
Varric: "Isabela...are you talking to Bianca?"
Isabela: "I think she deserves to feel a woman's touch on her trigger, don't you?"
Varric: "Bianca responds to my touch. She'd never give it up for you."
Isabela: "That's what they always say, and I always prove them wrong."
Varric: "Stop it. You're confusing her. And me."

[Lithuasil]

Hrodric wrote...

Sheryl Chee wrote...

Lithuasil wrote...

Stormstrider32 wrote...
Isabela: You know when you stick your fist in someone? You could make a lot of money at the brothels with that...

OW. just OW ._.

You know, this is a misquote. Isabela never actually mentions the brothel in this banter. All she says is: "You could make so much coin with that." And she's probably actually thinking he could make coin by doing this as some sort of circus act--sticking hands through walls and such.

So the person thinking about the other applications of Fenris's talent? Not Isabela. Just saying.

That said, I want Lithuasil to expound a bit more on her thesis of... the monetization of fists in brothels. *bats lashes innocently*

Well sue me. Though I'm not sure if I feel bad or envious towards warrior hawke now, due to her choice of romance. In any case, consider me scared 

[SmokeyTheBear]

inquartata02 wrote...

Wait, when does Aveline give you the finger?

During the companion quest obtained from Cullen's letters.

When you go to help Donnic, she does a chest-salute, raising her middle finger so only Hawke can see it and smirking.

[AtreiyaN7]

VictorianTrash wrote...

AmstradHero wrote...

VictorianTrash: I am glad that you felt someone had to do it.
That.
Was.
Gold.

It's even better when you read the lyrics and listen to the song, then mentally replace Mix-A-Lot's voice with Isabela's, along with all the words. Throw a Hammer dance in there for good measure.




Someone needs to do an animation.

Genius - I loved it.