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[Sidac]

early on in the game Anders I think makes a comment that there isnt enough dog **** in kirkwall.

[Selej]

The barkeeper was hilarious talking about Origin:

The pigeon population in Ferelden has taken a nosedive. What kind of creature preys on innocent birds?

[MacMitten]

Hawke: When in doubt... Run away and let me handle it!

[hoy123]

Merril: Ive never seen a Dwarf before.
Varric: Thats because you spent too much time frolicking in the woods Daisy, Dwarfs do not frolic.
Merril: We do not frolic in the woods,
Varric: Do you have sanctioned frolicking areas then?
Merril: No. Just not in the woods. The Trees get jealous.
Varric: But you do frolic then.
Merril: Of course, we would not be elvan if we did not frolic.

I swear ive never heard the word "frolic" used so much lol. Merril and Varric lol, best banters ever.

[Sammyjb]

There were a few great ones, a lot from Merrill. However, one was this from the talkative man and the hanging man?

"You ever feel like the world's not as complex anymore? Like everything's being dumbed down."
Bioware punches back!

[Camilladilla]

During the Aveline companion quest in Act 2 when Hawke's bewildered by why she would be so afraid to talk to Donnic.

Aveline: What about you and Anders? He's pretty much cursed. How can you live with that danger?"

Hawke: *looks down, then up and after a lone pause goes* Maybe we're not the best example.

Użytkownik Camilladilla edytował ten post 11 marzec 2011 - 01:53

[Corephyfish]

Anything Varric says, especially after a battle.

"Remind me not to get on our bad side, it seems...unhealthy."

"Messing with us is suicidal!"

And "Bertrand you nug humping bastard!, I'll kill you!"

Also when he says he is scared of Aveline lol.

[DarkSpider88]

The Aveline quest in the second Act with Isabela there. I was cracking up most of the time.

Can't remember the exact line but when Donnic asks what is going on Isabela just says something about bending Aveline over already. Isablea's dialogue is awesome.

Or when Isabela see Sister Nightngale: "Is there anybody you haven't slept with!"

[Lomopingseph]

Hawke looking at the family seal:
"Alright, look at it to the side, cover the... sweet Maker! Isabella! I can't unsee that now!"

I think Hawke might be my favorite Bioware protaganist.

[Strykerwolf83]

Aveline and Isabella banter. Can't remember most of it, but it deals with Donnic. Isabella's last line had me chuckling for a while.

"The moment you shove your thumb up his ass, I win."

[Lenimph]

Maria Caliban wrote...

"I like big boats and I cannot lie."

This... nothing has come close to this...
well maybe "Apostitutes"

[R-F]

Varric comparing opinions to testicles when talking to Fenris. I lol'd hard.

Also pretty much any time I spend talking to Merrill is amazing as well as when Varric talks to her. The ball of string bit was pretty great.

Generally I've really enjoyed the banter and conversations so far. Another great writing job by BW

Użytkownik R-F edytował ten post 11 marzec 2011 - 03:42

[Sidac]

"I WANT SOME PIE"

best...line....ever

[leggywillow]

Lomopingseph wrote...

Hawke looking at the family seal:
"Alright, look at it to the side, cover the... sweet Maker! Isabella! I can't unsee that now!"

I think Hawke might be my favorite Bioware protaganist.

Mine too, I think.  Hawke has some of the funniest lines in the game, IMO.  I got this when romancing Anders:

Anders:  ...but I don't ever want to leave you.
Hawke: Want a sandwich?
Anders: ::laughing:: You will be an inspiration to generations of romantic poets.

Hawke can be so weird and out-there.  I absolutely love her.  The "humorous" Hawke really seems to be living in her own world half the time, and it's great.

[Dave of Canada]

Varric: "Daisy, you gotta stop taking midnight strolls in Darktown alone..."
Merrill: "Why? I like it and nothing ever happens to me..."
Varric: "Yeah and that nothing is costing me a fortune..."

Made me laugh quite a bit.

Varric: I swear! I will find that son of a ****, sorry mother, and kill him!

Made me laugh harder.


Hawke: "Carry on. I love to eavesdrop."
Varric: "Hawke said sarcastically"
Hawke: "I hate it when you do that."
Varric: "Hawke said in an angry aside to the dwarf"

Made me laugh extremely hard.

And I can't find it but the conversation where Varric and Carver insult each other and then ask if they are going for drinks later. That's probably the best.

Hell, anything to do with Varric.

[Hedera]

Varric and Fenris had a conversation about how Fenris was brooding, and Varric said something to the effect of "If you were any more broody, there would be an entire legion of women falling over themselves to have your little broody babies."
I laughed because it is actually true. Varric really knows everything.

[casedawgz]

leggywillow wrote...

Lomopingseph wrote...

Hawke looking at the family seal:
"Alright, look at it to the side, cover the... sweet Maker! Isabella! I can't unsee that now!"

I think Hawke might be my favorite Bioware protaganist.

Mine too, I think.  Hawke has some of the funniest lines in the game, IMO.  I got this when romancing Anders:

Anders:  ...but I don't ever want to leave you.
Hawke: Want a sandwich?
Anders: ::laughing:: You will be an inspiration to generations of romantic poets.

Hawke can be so weird and out-there.  I absolutely love her.  The "humorous" Hawke really seems to be living in her own world half the time, and it's great.

The Revered Mother asks you to talk some sense into Sebastian. Humorous Hawke: "Sense isn't really my strong suit."

[Darkwingduck]

Seeing Uncle at the brothel, "I won't tell your mother about this if you don't" or him mentioning that he heard Hawke was "slipping it" to that Pirate girl .... he is such a classy dude

[MythicalKnight]

Merril: How do Qunari scratch their heads with those horns in the way?
Isabella: I don't know why you would ask me that.
Merril: 'Cause you know lots of things. I wonder if they rub their heads on a tree like the halla.
Isabella: I'd pay a sovereign to see that.

Użytkownik MythicalKnight edytował ten post 11 marzec 2011 - 07:19

[upsettingshorts]

Maria Caliban wrote...

"I like big boats and I cannot lie."

[Moarlulz]

I forget the exact wording; however, it goes something like so:

Sebastian: Varric, you're shots keep veering to the left, I think there may be something wrong with your cocking ring. I can fix it for you if you want.
Varric: You want to touch Bianca's cocking ring!?

I laughed my ass off when I heard that one. Oh Varric you are priceless.

[LinusTech]

One that made me laugh was in Hawke's estate you look out the window and he (or she) says, "Maker's breath! Put some clothes on, man!" I can't help but think this is in reference to "Friends" ugly naked guy that they see out of their window.

[Never]

Dave of Canada wrote...
Hawke: "Carry on. I love to eavesdrop."
Varric: "Hawke said sarcastically"
Hawke: "I hate it when you do that."
Varric: "Hawke said in an angry aside to the dwarf"

Hell, anything to do with Varric.

This was probably my favorite.

[LadyBri]

Lol good quotes everyone!

One that came to mind for me was in the bedroom at your estate if you examine the chamber pot and you say something like, "Eww, I need to get Sandal to empty that"

Poor Sandal, goes from ENCHANTMENT to emptying Hawke biowaste

[LordAiden]

Side quest guy Jansen: "You want me to go back to blight forsaken hole? What if there's more dragons, or something worse... like bigger dragons?"

It was the drunken slurring that really sold it.

Edit:  Just heard another from a beggar in Darktown:  "Don't like darktown?  Die and make room."  

Użytkownik LordAiden edytował ten post 11 marzec 2011 - 08:26