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[Marcy3655]

haven't played enough to memorize all the comments yet, but just about anything Merrill says makes me laugh..

Varric's comments are classic..

M

[Navyseal]

Swooping Is Bad

[Hrodric]

Lithuasil wrote...

Hrodric wrote...

Sheryl Chee wrote...

Lithuasil wrote...

Stormstrider32 wrote...
Isabela: You know when you stick your fist in someone? You could make a lot of money at the brothels with that...

OW. just OW ._.

You know, this is a misquote. Isabela never actually mentions the brothel in this banter. All she says is: "You could make so much coin with that." And she's probably actually thinking he could make coin by doing this as some sort of circus act--sticking hands through walls and such.

So the person thinking about the other applications of Fenris's talent? Not Isabela. Just saying.

That said, I want Lithuasil to expound a bit more on her thesis of... the monetization of fists in brothels. *bats lashes innocently*

Well sue me. Though I'm not sure if I feel bad or envious towards warrior hawke now, due to her choice of romance. In any case, consider me scared 

*impish grin* Now, now--no lawyers need to be involved. 

[lx_theo]

nijnij wrote...

I loved Merrill's situational lines. In the Deep Roads : "It's so dark here ! Don't people bump into things ?"

Also, yesterday, I made a Duncan Hawke, just for giggles, and realised the game begins with that line...

I don't get the problem with the picture. The battle of Ostagar would have been considered a significant event, meaning it, like basically any like it, can be used like a placement of time.

[Lithuasil]

Hrodric wrote...


*impish grin* Now, now--no lawyers need to be involved. 

Let's just say I wish I had placed more points in Fenris' dexterity now 

[xztr]

I know this might not be funny to everyone but after playing Mass effect and other bioware games this just makes me smile every time i hear it. Think it was Jennifer Hales most "hated" line

"I should go"

[thegreateski]

Hawke. (drearily)

"And now I have arrived at the brothel . . . my day is now complete."

Modifié par thegreateski, 19 mars 2011 - 01:45 .

[Moondoggie]

I forget the exact lines something like

Random guy: Don't go that way! Theres a huge dragon!

Merrill: Oh are we going to go that way? I've never seen a huge dragon before

And basically the whole argument Isabella and Aveline have if you bring Isabella to that side quest where Aveline wants you to help her flirt with Donnic

[AussieLokken]

Bethany: So you've been with women... in bed?
Isabela: I know, shocking isnt it?
Isabela: You see sweetness, men are only good for one thing. Women are good for six.
Bethany: Six? Which six?
Disapproving brother Hawke: Isabela!
Isabela: *laughs*

I love Bethany's character, overall I think she was my favourite, even though you pretty much lose her for most of the game (I made her a Warden so she could pop up now and then)

[LadyJaneGrey]

Grand Cleric Elthina: I'm sure my name wouldn't like that.

[nijnij]

lx_theo wrote...

nijnij wrote...

I loved Merrill's situational lines. In the Deep Roads : "It's so dark here ! Don't people bump into things ?"

Also, yesterday, I made a Duncan Hawke, just for giggles, and realised the game begins with that line...

I don't get the problem with the picture. The battle of Ostagar would have been considered a significant event, meaning it, like basically any like it, can be used like a placement of time.

The line made me laugh in this context because Duncan from Origins (who I attempted to recreate here just cause I saw they had his beard and hairstyle) is supposed to die at Ostagar, so I didn't expect his presence in Dragon Age 2 to make sense, just wanted to have fun with the character creator. Then first thing in the game, Carver goes "we've been running since Ostagar", as if Duncan had actually survived and fled... I guess it's a bit silly . 

Modifié par nijnij, 19 mars 2011 - 02:27 .

[Noir_Skye]

FemHawke to Carver:

There you go digging up Bethany again so you can hide behind her too.

(I hope I got it right)

[Hrodric]

Lithuasil wrote...

Hrodric wrote...


*impish grin* Now, now--no lawyers need to be involved. 

Let's just say I wish I had placed more points in Fenris' dexterity now 

His body frame is very small--save the dexterity points and put them in strength and constitution instead. 

[Sketchy77]

Goes something like this.....
After Isabela's Quest,

Hawke: Do i get the grand tour?

Isabela: wait, you already.....Oh you mean the ship.

[Statulos]

When you´re done with the conversation with the orlesian mom and dad about their mage son, Varric imitates the accent and mannerisms of the woman and Aveline just says, "orlesians" with a tired voice.

It´s fun because of not just Varric´s voice, but because of the animations of his face and mockery. Transmit my kudos to the artists who designed and materialized this scene.

[Sirrrus]

Merrill: Ser Pounce-a-lot...who knighted him?
Anders: What?
Merrill: Did he have a little sword or just his claws?
Anders: Stop.
Merrill: I bet he had a dashing cap with a feather in it.
Anders: Would you STOP making fun of my cat!
Merrill: No cap then...

[Sirrrus]

(Upon entering the Blooming Rose for the first time)

Hawke: Interesting place...
Merrill: Oh, it's so lovely!
Anders: If someone tries to hire me again, I'm leaving...

[The Cannibal Factory]

"I understand it can be a lot to take in."

Male (sarcatic) Hawke to Fenris, right after they do the deed for the first time. I seriously LOLed at that. Cheeky little ****!

Also quite liked Anders' line when Merill first moves to the Alienage. Something like, "you think this is bad, you should see where I live!"

[Akron1983]

"I was at the chantry the other day and on the altar there was giant wheel of cheese where the flame should have been. Theres something to it. I swear, its a sign from the blessed Andraste" -Talkative man in the Hanged man. Just so random.

[Sirrrus]

Merrill: Is the Coast really Wounded? How did that happen? Can it be healed?

[Laurelinde]

"Stop kicking the wall!" Although the complainer about 'how long do I have to wait here?' made me laugh at the end of Act 3 because I thought, well, you've been here what, 7 years now? So I think the answer is conclusively "quite a while."

I also loved Varric imitating the Orlesian countess. All 3 of my party (Varric, Fenris, Aveline) were priceless in that scene.

I will also admit that I squeed out loud when Alistair mentioned Orlesian parties with stinky cheeses and not being afraid of his 'ball and chain'. That man sure does love his cheese.

[Sirrrus]

Varric: Daisy, for my sake, PLEASE stop cutting through the alleys in Lowtown at night.
Merrill: I'm perfectly safe. Nothing ever happens.
Varric: Yes, and that "nothing" is costing me a fortune!

[Augtastic]

I like the line from Varric when you're doing his quest line to kill his brother and it goes on to his little Varric vs the entire house of cronies scene.

Bartrand: "Oh Varric, please forgive me, my brother! I was just jealous of you! How could I ever compete with you for mothers love? You're strong and handsome, and so very smart!"

*unbelieving look from Cassandra*

Varric: "What?"

[VanDraegon]

Gamlen: "I hear you're slipping it to that pirate **** from the Hanged Man."

rofl

[Kurupt87]

I liked one of Isabella's. There are absolute gems sprinkled throughout the game but this one in particular tickled me because it's a double-entendre and I don't think it was meant to be; I read it as Isabella can't help but make them.

She was going on about loving sailing in a serious manner and one line went something like;

"I love getting the salty spray on my face"

Ah good times, puerility at its best.