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[Silver Direwolf]

Phantom.Brave10 wrote...

"Carry on, I love to eavesdrop."
"Hawke said sarcastically."
"You know, I hate it when you do that."
"Hawke muttered in an angry aside to the dwarf."
 

Oh yes, I loved that one too

[surfgirlusa_2006]

I found a few this weekend that I enjoyed (and missed in my first playthrough).

Anders: Did I tell you about the dream where the Grand Cleric was naked except for her miter? And there was this giant glowng chese wheel..."

Anders: So, I never thought I'd be pal-ing around with the city guard.
Aveline:We're not pals.
Anders: What about when we painted eachothers toenails?

Hawke (in a deadpan after killing a dwarf and getting a "look" from Anders): He bothered me.

Modifié par surfgirlusa_2006, 21 mars 2011 - 04:40 .

[A Germ]

isabele: "ahh the blooming rose, where people come, then they go."

[A Germ]

if you choose the third save option, or let alistair become a wandering drunk, he will show up in the hanged man and any of his liners are awesome.
including, "it's all morrigans fault, I know it!"
and the drunk version of "swooping is bad" or course

[surfgirlusa_2006]

A few more:

Anders: Stop looking a me.
Sebastian: What? I was looking at the clouds.
Anders: You're judging me. How can he claim to speak or mages when he's half a demon himself?
Sebastian: That one looks a bit like a bunny rabbit.

Random person in the Blooming Rose: I was thinking of changing my hairstyle.
Other random person: Brilliant! You've had this one for seven years now.

Modifié par surfgirlusa_2006, 21 mars 2011 - 04:50 .

[Nagatsu]

Varric to Anders

'Justice can Anders come out to play'

[Drake Clutch]

Sidac wrote...

"I WANT SOME PIE"

best...line....ever

i lol'd

[rma2110]

Varric: So Aveline, what do you do?
Aveline: You know I'm a guard.
Varric: I mean in your off hours, for fun. You have heard of fun haven't you?
Aveline: These are my off hours. (referring to the time spent with Hawke and company)
Varric: And the tradition of you scaring the ****** out of me continues.

There was also a where varric gets cross when Sebestaian suggest fixing Bianca.
Varric: You want to touch Bianca's cocking ring?!?!

Modifié par rma2110, 21 mars 2011 - 05:14 .

[David Gaider]

A Germ wrote...
if you choose the third save option, or let alistair become a wandering drunk, he will show up in the hanged man and any of his liners are awesome.
including, "it's all morrigans fault, I know it!"
and the drunk version of "swooping is bad" or course

Did you get his diatribe about the Grey Wardens?

[Marcy3655]

During the final confrontation with the Qunari -

Aveline - "Oh no, no, no. If anyone's going to kick her ass it's going to be me!"

[Gexora]

When you go for Zevran's side-quest and when varterral shows up, your Hawke is all like - why the hell is this thing still here? Didn't I already kill it?

Seneshal *talks random stuff about traitors and how he doesn't know where to find men able to sell their swords and honor*
Varric: the Hanged Man
Isabela: The Hanged Man
Sebastian: even *I* know that!

Well, nearly everything by Isabela (esp vs Aveline), Varric and Sebastian when he abandons his ALLHAILCHANTRY mode.

This game is freaking hilarious, I could have go quotting for hours


Oh, and three lines which pretty much summed my impressions:
Sarcastic Hawke: Can ANYONE in this city do ANYTHING by themselves?
Hawke: I would like to spend one week without meeting an insane mage, Just one week!
Varric (endgame): I am so sick of mages and templars.

Modifié par Gexora, 21 mars 2011 - 05:50 .

[Heather Cline]

Hawke to Zevran "He didn't mention how handsome"
Zevran "Ah, so you've noticed. I credit my high cheekbones and pouty lips."

That made me giggle a lot. Zevran had some awesome lines in this game.

[Top55]

"Of course you can't use certainty as a weapon, it's not sharp or pointy enough"
And pretty much any of Merill's out-there comments.

[cast_]

I don't remember it verbatim, but when talking to Varric about the haunted mansion and asking why he brings it to your attention (when playing a mage).

Hawke: Why bring this to me Varric?
Varric: Your a mage, you know all about...weird ****

His delivery was so good, love his voice actor.

[apantoliani]

RubiconI7 wrote...

Isabela: Shank your Jory?

LOL. THIS.

[Freeway911]

David Gaider wrote...

A Germ wrote...
if you choose the third save option, or let alistair become a wandering drunk, he will show up in the hanged man and any of his liners are awesome.
including, "it's all morrigans fault, I know it!"
and the drunk version of "swooping is bad" or course

Did you get his diatribe about the Grey Wardens?

Ok now I have to play again and import one of those saves.

[inquartata02]

Freeway911 wrote...

David Gaider wrote...

A Germ wrote...
if you choose the third save option, or let alistair become a wandering drunk, he will show up in the hanged man and any of his liners are awesome.
including, "it's all morrigans fault, I know it!"
and the drunk version of "swooping is bad" or course

Did you get his diatribe about the Grey Wardens?

Ok now I have to play again and import one of those saves.

Just keep clicking on him (in the Hanging Man) and he'll start in on the Wardens. It made me giggle so much I had to call my husband in so he could hear the mini-rant.

[Zenstrive]

"Here we go again."
"Can we talk about it, No? "
"At least it's not boring!"

[Freeway911]

inquartata02 wrote...

Freeway911 wrote...

David Gaider wrote...

A Germ wrote...
if you choose the third save option, or let alistair become a wandering drunk, he will show up in the hanged man and any of his liners are awesome.
including, "it's all morrigans fault, I know it!"
and the drunk version of "swooping is bad" or course

Did you get his diatribe about the Grey Wardens?

Ok now I have to play again and import one of those saves.

Just keep clicking on him (in the Hanging Man) and he'll start in on the Wardens. It made me giggle so much I had to call my husband in so he could hear the mini-rant.

I haven't done an import with him being a wandering drunk yet so I missed out on that one and the one I am on now he died at the end of origins. Oh well I was debating on playing a templar hating bloodmage so looks like I will have another go at it. Hopefully the wife is playing one now where she did that.

Modifié par Freeway911, 21 mars 2011 - 06:59 .

[Anarya]

inquartata02 wrote...

Freeway911 wrote...

David Gaider wrote...

A Germ wrote...
if you choose the third save option, or let alistair become a wandering drunk, he will show up in the hanged man and any of his liners are awesome.
including, "it's all morrigans fault, I know it!"
and the drunk version of "swooping is bad" or course

Did you get his diatribe about the Grey Wardens?

Ok now I have to play again and import one of those saves.

Just keep clicking on him (in the Hanging Man) and he'll start in on the Wardens. It made me giggle so much I had to call my husband in so he could hear the mini-rant.

I must not have clicked on him enough. Now I gotta go load that save again!

[candyrehab]

Aveline; so your keeper stop you from fighting each other ?
Merrill; she also stop us from pulling hair.

crack me up everytime.

Modifié par candyrehab, 21 mars 2011 - 07:39 .

[MASSter EFFECTer]

In the Hanged Man I ran into the talkative man speaking with varric.
Funniest non- isabela conversation. It ended something like-

(Varric) - "How do you know that he doesn't know that you know
that he knows you know, you know?"

[Nodscouter]

I know this has been said many times before, but the way Alistair says ''Swooping is bad'' and looks at you makes me think of some cheesy punchline. Gotta love that.
Also, I have many favourites:
Fenris: ''I remember you saying something some time ago''
Anders: ''Shut up''

Anders: ''Hey, weren't you a grey warden once?''
Alistair: ''That's what rumour has it. Wait, weren't you?''
Anders: ''That's what rumour has it.''

Merrill: ''Have you ever met any Dalish before Fenris?''
Fenris: ''I wouldn't know.''
Merrill; ''Oh, I'm sure you'd be able to tell. We're quite different from the city elves''
Fenris: ''That smug sense of superiority does give you away''
Love the ''Oh snap'' feeling in that one.

Anders: ''Those bastards made me give up my cat. Poor Ser Pounce-a-lot.''

Fenris: ''What is it?''
Merrill: ''You have the same markings the Dalish have, Valisin''
Fenris: ''Yours aren't made of lyrium''
Merrill: ''No, blood. Our blood. That's what Valisin means. Blood writing''
Fenris: ''My markings were carved into my flesh against my will during a ritual I remember only by the agony it caused me''

Anders: ''They're slaves too. You should want to help them!''
Fenris: ''I don't.''

Fenris: *throws up arms* ''Wonderful. We're going to kill a templar!''

Merrill: ''I should know more about the guard seeing as I have to avoid them''
Aveline: ''I don't think you should say that out aloud''
Merrill: ''Why not?''
Aveline: ''Nevermind.''

Merrill: ''I hope there's time for Varric to tell us a story now that we're here''

Witty Hawke: ''Just keep turning them into toads''
Merrill: ''But I never... oh, not literally, right.''

Nice Hawke: ''Not all mages are evil you know''
Fenris: ''And who should be our example? Anders? Merrill?'' (Both of which were standing right next to him)

Fenris: ''I heard about your keepers death. I'm sorry''
Merrill; ''No you're not. She was just another mage to you, why would you care?''
Fenris: ''I'm not sure she died, I'm sorry she died for you.''

Sebastian: *Explaining the holy chant and the story of andraste*
Merrill: ''I don't know, it's a nice story, but it has a lot of holes''

Merrill: ''Sebastian, maybe you should make your armor a bit less shine-y. It makes you a bit of a target''
Sebastian: ''The makers light is my only armor Merrill''
Merrill: ''Then maybe you could ask him to make it a bit less shine-y?''

Hawke: *Watching Aveline fail at charming Donnic* ''This is painful!''

Varric: ''Keep your pillow blondie, and may you have many more sweet dreams of killing templars on it''

Isabela: ''I got problems too you know!''
Aveline: ''Let me guess, 'what drink should I order?' and 'who's the father?'''

Flirting Hawke: ''That explains the whole 'sexy tortured look' then''
Anders: ''Maybe I should look through a looking glass more often. Not many women see past the abomination thing''

Fenris: ''And here I am, about to defend these mages in hopeless battle. You lead me to strange places Hawke''
Hawke: ''This isn't so strange, really.''

Fenris: ''I didn't think this city could smell worse. Evidently, I was wrong.''

Lawl-Hawke: ''Cats and Virgins? I doubt Kirkwall has many of either''
Anders: ''True. I guess the refugees have scared most of them off, or... eaten them.''

Emile: *Something pathetic*
Fenris: ''It's a trick. The mage is trying to make himself look harmless''
Anders: ''No, I think he really is that pathetic''

Also, I would like to salute Bioware for the comedy gold that is DA2. I would've bought it for that alone.

Modifié par Nodscouter, 21 mars 2011 - 08:39 .

[Juggs N Nuggs]

• Justice: I see that your feline companion remains with
  you.
• Anders: He seems happy enough. Isn't that right, Ser
  Pounce-a-lot?
• Ser Pounce-a-lot: (Meow!)
• Justice: To enslave another creature does not seem just.
• Anders: He's not a slave! He's a friend. And he's also a
  cat.
• Justice: A cat that lacks freedom.
• Anders: Just ignore him, Ser Pouce-a-lot. They don't
  have pets in the Fade, apparently.
• Ser Pounce-a-lot: (Meow!)

• Nathaniel: You seem rather attached to that cat, Anders.
• Anders: It's more that he is rather attached to me.
  Isn't that right, Ser Pounce-a-lot?
• Ser Pounce-a-lot: (Meow!)
• Nathaniel: Isn't that name a little... ridiculous?
• Anders: What do you think I should call him? Frederick?
• Nathaniel: There are worse names, I suppose...

• Merrill: Ser Pounce-a-lot... who knighted him?
• Anders: Is that a serious question?
• Merrill: Did he have a little sword, or just his claws? I
  bet he had a dashing cap with a feather in it!
• Anders: Would you stop making fun of my cat?
• Merrill: Oh... no hat, then?

[Shockwave Pulsar]

Isabela after killing the blood mage hooker in the brothel:

'Hmmm, Apostate prostitutes ? ... Apostitutes !' *laughs*