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[shinyelf]

Sandal- Can i have som salamanders please?
Bodhan- Dont do it, thats where the boom comes from i think.

and of course Bodhans reference to Sandal burning down the house several times

[Benu5]

^I just read through this entire thread, looking to see if i was going to be the first person to post that one.

Another one then, more of a cultural reference, Captain Aveline says "Make it So" in combat, i think when you activate an ability.

Modifié par Benu5, 21 mars 2011 - 10:18 .

[MoogleNut]

Some of my personal favourites are when talking to Seneschal Bran at the begining of act 3, he says "Have you ever heard the term political maelstrom?" (ME2 referefence for those thast don't know).

Also Anders reaction to Hawke getting hit in the face by a haunted vase "Andraste's flaming knickers!"

And pretty much everything that comes out of Isabela's mouth.

[elenilote]

Merrill: "Why do they called it a brothel, does it have something to do with broth?"

[JRCHOharry]

Hawke: You don't really want me to become boring and sour like you. You need someone to contrast that.
Aveline: You know I don't appreciate being at the butt of your jokes all the time.
Hawke: *deadpan* Donnic.
Aveline: ... Alright, you got me there.
[Aveline friendship + 10]

I love Aveline.

[Rinji the Bearded]

Drunk Alistair. Period.

"Stupid Grey Wardens and their stupid rituals... Why does anyone take the Joining anyway? What are the Wardens good for? ...Just a STUPID club, that's what it is. Everyone HANGING AROUND talking about their TAINT... Well, I don't need it. That's right, I said it!"

That being said, King Alistair calling my Warden Queen the ol' ball and chain was priceless too.   Married life is exactly what it everyone says it is, isn't it Cousie?

I absolutely died. I am actually not alive right now.

Modifié par RinjiRenee, 21 mars 2011 - 05:11 .

[Sirrrus]

Nagatsu wrote...

Varric to Anders

'Justice can Anders come out to play'

LOL, I haven't heard that one yet!

[Nodscouter]

'aight. Have to bump this one. What would I do with my favourite thread on page 4? I'd cry myself to sleep!

[RazorrX]

There was a point that Isabela was saying: HELLO!! Is Anders in there! Can I speak to ANDERS?

[shoulderfish]

"Want a sandwich?"

Just. Beautiful.

[phyreblade74]

Hawke: “Can’t I go anywhere in this city where someone isn’t talking about the mage problem?”
Varric: “No. And trust me, I’ve looked. Even the rats in Darktown are taking sides.”
Merril: “Oh, really? Who’s side are they taking?”
Varric: “Well, about a third are in for the mages. Another third are rooting for the templars. And the last third is hoping to distribute the cheese equally between both sides.”

[phyreblade74]

Zevran: "I just love killing my former brothers in arms. Well, I must move on now. Unless..<rubs chin and smirks, eyeing Hawke up and down>...you would like to get to know me better, Champion?"
Fenris: "That depends. How much do you wish to test that luck of yours?"

[Nodscouter]

Merrill: ''You could always get another cat you know. I saw one in the Lowtown markets the other day''
Anders: ''You miss Qunari, Templars and Politics but you notice cats?''
Merrill: ''Templars don't meow and attack your feet when you're shopping''
Anders: ''.... Are there any tabbies? I'd like a tabby''

Modifié par Nodscouter, 21 mars 2011 - 09:33 .

[nijnij]

Btw am I the only one who asked the brothel proprietor to traumati- uh surprise me ? Goes like this :

*Talkative man standing next to the bed*
Hawke : "I think I've just been ripped off"

Modifié par nijnij, 21 mars 2011 - 11:04 .

[Lulia]

I knew right away what i thought it was and it turned out to be the first response...

"What happened to your beard?"
"I lost it."
"Oh, I thought it fell onto your chest."

I just started howling when i heard that and it was so random too coming from Fenris and getting one over on Varric of all people.

Loved it

[Zenstrive]

Something funny I caught last night on playthrough 2:

Viscount Dumar said the things will get ugly and "I probably need lots of absorbent linen sheets"

[bambooxfox]

If you keep clicking Javaris when he's picking through his guards' belongings after you kill them:

"Hire cheap guards, Hawke kills them. Hire good guards, Hawke kills them."
"Upside, I don't have to pay them."
"This a wedding ring? That's sad. People always want a set."
"These guys brothers or something? Cookie-cutter."
"Half a locket? A hidden story of love and loss. My life has purpose again."
"Wait, no. Here's the other half. Must have hired a couple."
"Wonder if the children look like them. Well, before."
"Why can't I get his boots off? They're right here."

[staldore13]

i just found this little gem while going around my house
it was after the Merrill romance when i clicked on the dog

Merrill: i want to talk to you about the dog's sleeping arangements
Hawke: is it because he watches us when we...you know

then later
Merrill: maybe he can sleep with sandal
Sandal: ENCHANTMENT!

also there was this
Hawke: how did you know isabela
Zevran: how does anyone know isabela?
Isabela: keep talking like that and you'll never know isabela again

[Ellestor]

Nodscouter wrote...

Merrill: ''Have you ever met any Dalish before Fenris?''
Fenris: ''I wouldn't know.''
Merrill; ''Oh, I'm sure you'd be able to tell. We're quite different from the city elves''
Fenris: ''That smug sense of superiority does give you away''
Love the ''Oh snap'' feeling in that one.

Also very strange to be said by Fenris to Merrill. I had to pause and grimace for a while. All of the dialogue between Fenris and Merrill or Anders just angers me. Especially:

Fenris: Why are you watching me like that?
Merrill: You have vallaslin. The same markings that the Dalish have.
Fenris: Yours are not made of lyrium.
Merrill: No, they're made of blood. Our blood. That's what vallaslin means: blood writing. It's a mark of adulthood.
Fenris: Mine were carved into my flesh against my will, in a ritual I remember only for the agony it caused me!

The way he delivers that just makes me want to re-enact that ritual bake him alive some cookies.

He later (angrily, of course) says he doesn't want her pity. Bull****. Every other word out of his mouth is about how hard he's had it and he makes everything he can into a scar-comparing pissing contest.

I was so prepared to love Fenris, given his appearance, voice, and background, but I've turned out to dislike him so much....

Modifié par Ellestor, 22 mars 2011 - 02:03 .

[wyandell26]

Dave of Canada wrote...

Varric: "Daisy, you gotta stop taking midnight strolls in Darktown alone..."
Merrill: "Why? I like it and nothing ever happens to me..."
Varric: "Yeah and that nothing is costing me a fortune..."

Made me laugh quite a bit.

Varric: I swear! I will find that son of a ****, sorry mother, and kill him!

Made me laugh harder.


Hawke: "Carry on. I love to eavesdrop."
Varric: "Hawke said sarcastically"
Hawke: "I hate it when you do that."
Varric: "Hawke said in an angry aside to the dwarf"

Made me laugh extremely hard.

And I can't find it but the conversation where Varric and Carver insult each other and then ask if they are going for drinks later. That's probably the best.

Hell, anything to do with Varric.

Some how Varric topped Alistair for comedic relief, and Alistair always has me chuckling

[Brawne]

Xenon the Antiquarian: "Please don't fondle Andraste".

[LetsGoToMyHouse]

Not sure if this one has been mentioned, but I liked this one when you first visit Fenris

*After Fenris throws a bottle at the wall*
Hawke: *mentions how Fenris didn't offer him any*
Fenris: There's 7 more bottles in the cellar if you'd like.
Hawke: Perish the thought! How else would you redecorate the walls?

[Blackout62]

"That's right. Swooping is bad." Know this Bioware I picked the conversation option for that line roughly 8 times and only after the 6th did it not result in a man-squee.

Modifié par Blackout62, 22 mars 2011 - 04:52 .

[Deylar]

Fenris to Isabella when they were talking about his lyrium markings, ""I suppose a pair of lyrium breasts tattooed on my chest would make things better"."

[Balitant]

Go to the Blooming Rose and find the "manager" (that sounds like your in-game mother, awkward)

Hawke *Do you have something just for really bad boys?

"Manager" * I have just the thing.

*get a stern talking to by a priest

Hawke *That.... was definitely not what I was expecting.