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[Alpr]

bambooxfox wrote...

If you keep clicking Javaris when he's picking through his guards' belongings after you kill them:

"Hire cheap guards, Hawke kills them. Hire good guards, Hawke kills them."
"Upside, I don't have to pay them."
"This a wedding ring? That's sad. People always want a set."
"These guys brothers or something? Cookie-cutter."
"Half a locket? A hidden story of love and loss. My life has purpose again."
"Wait, no. Here's the other half. Must have hired a couple."
"Wonder if the children look like them. Well, before."
"Why can't I get his boots off? They're right here."

HAHAHAHA the top one on hiring guards I can't stop laughing. Next time I go through the game, I'll keep talking to him xD I only did it once before and it wasn't funny so I moved on.

[Des0lace]

Aveline: "I didn't expect you to stick around for this mess, Merrill. This has nothing to do with your elves."
Merrill: "I love Hawke. I wouldn't go anywhere."
Aveline: "But it's not your fight."
Merrill: "I love Hawke."
Aveline: "...You said that."
Merrill: "I say it a lot. It makes things clearer. It takes away doubt when everything is crazy and people are dying."
Aveline: "I understand."
Merrill: "Oh, good! Someone should!"

This was definitely the most memorable banter for me. So damn sweet!

Anyone else like to place the characters so that they're actually looking at each other for their lines?

[tmp7704]

Carver: I'm named after a templar? Have we ever met a templar that wasn't a gigantic pr-ck?
snarky Hawke: Well, there you go.

[Elhanan]

Thus far in the game, I had to *chuckle* when I first explored the Black Emporium and clicked on some statuary, and a dark, deep voice stated, "Please refrain from groping Andraste...."!

[salemslot]

Did you really take on a dragon while naked, wielding nothing but a wooden spoon? Varric says you did.

[Xewaka]

As tempted as I am to say "anything that comes from Varric", I'll pick one specific line.
"Let's dance, you sons of b*tches!"
The scene that accompany that line is undoubtedly the best part of the game.

[Nodscouter]

Ellestor wrote...

Nodscouter wrote...

Merrill: ''Have you ever met any Dalish before Fenris?''
Fenris: ''I wouldn't know.''
Merrill; ''Oh, I'm sure you'd be able to tell. We're quite different from the city elves''
Fenris: ''That smug sense of superiority does give you away''
Love the ''Oh snap'' feeling in that one.

Also very strange to be said by Fenris to Merrill. I had to pause and grimace for a while. All of the dialogue between Fenris and Merrill or Anders just angers me.

But that's the fun part! They all hate eachother, so their banter shows that! It's great fun!

[CreepingDeath30]

After Varric falls in battle:

"Dear Varric:

Please learn to parry!

Love,
   Your Innards."


Had to pause for a few minutes after

[fanman72]

Maria Caliban wrote...

"I like big boats and I cannot lie."

This.

Isabela had a lot of good lines

[Sir Ulrich Von Lichenstien]

Bah! not got round to reading every page so not sure if this one has been mentioned, but it is one of Varric's if you take him to the initial start of 'Faith' where Sebastian is talking with Elthina and talking about the whole mess between the mages and templars and Varric mentions how even the rats are talking about it and how, population wise

"One third is with the mages, another third is with the Templars and the rest of them just want to give more cheese to the others." or words to that effect

But there are so many other golden lines that people have mentioned here as well. In my first playthrough, during the High Dragon fight, I ended it with just Varric alive and part of me was soooo wishing for him to come out with his usual
"That's another one for me Hawke, how many you got?"

Sadly he didn't  if he had I probably would've corpsed with laughter because I just thought it funny how I spent the last 3 minutes with just Varric alive and for some reason the Dragon just couldn't hit him if he tried.

Modifié par Sir Ulrich Von Lichenstien, 22 mars 2011 - 04:18 .

[Silver Direwolf]

ReggarBlane wrote...

Ser Roderick: (inebriated on lyrium) Uh. Who- Who're you?
Hawke: I'm here to report Ser Conrad.
Ser Roderick: I know him. Did he do... er something... or something?
Hawke: (confused) One moment. Are you well?
Ser Roderick: Oh.. it's just the... you know... It's hard to think sometimes, but I will do my duty. If- If you've seen something... um... suspicious, let me know.
Hawke: (unconvincingly) Last night I saw Ser Conrad sacrificing a goat... to the great demon... Then he howled... loudly.
Ser Roderick: W- What? Demon?
Hawke: Oh yes! He was carrying on about how much he wanted to do... demony... things.
Ser Roderick: What? No!
Hawke: I tell you. That Ser Conrad must be... an abomination... or something. (sheepish smile)

It's the smile that made the scene.

I loved that part.

Even better was how later on someone tells you how Conrad was arrested, and goes something like:

Someone: Roderick was yelling about Conrad doing Demony things when the delivery of lyrium arrived

[Camenae]

Emile de Launcet: "I only told people I was a blood mage so girls would think I'm cool and suave."
Sebastian: "It would take more than blood magic for that."

[Hrodric]

Des0lace wrote...

Aveline: "I didn't expect you to stick around for this mess, Merrill. This has nothing to do with your elves."
Merrill: "I love Hawke. I wouldn't go anywhere."
Aveline: "But it's not your fight."
Merrill: "I love Hawke."
Aveline: "...You said that."
Merrill: "I say it a lot. It makes things clearer. It takes away doubt when everything is crazy and people are dying."
Aveline: "I understand."
Merrill: "Oh, good! Someone should!"

This was definitely the most memorable banter for me. So damn sweet!

Anyone else like to place the characters so that they're actually looking at each other for their lines?

^ This.

[DamnThoseDisplayNames]

Uncle: - Stop panting, you mutt!
Dog: - pant pant pant
Uncle: *pant* *pant* *pant*
Dog: O_o

[silvara9]

Aveline (To Hawke about Carver) "Bit of a ****** your brother"

Really made me laugh out loud..

[nightcobra]

 glorious...just glorious



Isabela: So, how good is Donnic? Is he ****sure?
Aveline: (Sighs) Just... get it out of your system.
Isabela: Did he curl your toes?
Isabela: Pudding your peach?
Isabela: Dampen your Divine?
Isabela: Kaddis your Kate?
Isabela: Praise your Maker?
Isabela: Arl your Eamon?
Isabela: Explore your Deep Roads?
Isabela: Gray your Warden?
Isabela: How about "satisfy a demand of your Qun."
Aveline: Yes, all right? He is an incredibly proficient lover. Happy?
Isabela: Well that's rather personal, don't you think?

Modifié par nightcobra8928, 22 mars 2011 - 06:25 .

[tmp7704]

Aveline: You're right.
Isabela: About?
Aveline: About knowing who you are.
Aveline: I'm the captain of the guard. I'm loyal, strong, and I don't look too bad naked.
Isabela: Exactly. And if I called you a mannish, awkward, ball-crushing do-gooder, you'd say...
Aveline: Shut up, wh-re.
Isabela: That's my girl.

they really do grow to like each other as time goes

[Atian]

David Gaider wrote...

Strykerwolf83 wrote...

Aveline and Isabella banter. Can't remember most of it, but it deals with Donnic. Isabella's last line had me chuckling for a while.

"The moment you shove your thumb up his ass, I win."

Heee...

One of our writing interns actually did up a great cartoon of Isabela giving a big grin and a "thumbs up" with the caption "I WIN". I want to put that on a coffee mug. 

And I would like to buy that mug.

[Statulos]

A fun one from Isabela and Merrill about aaargh! Pirates!

* Merrill: Do you have a parrot, Isabela?
* Isabela: What would I want a parrot for?
* Merrill: What about a peg leg? Do you have one of those?
* Isabela: You can see that I don't, dear.
* Merrill: Eye patch?
* Isabela: I'm disappointing you terribly, aren't I? And no hook for a hand, either.
* Merrill: Seems that Varric's pirate stories are awfully inaccurate.
* Isabela: He knows, Kitten. He likes them better that way.

And this is why I think Isabela is so cute. In fact it feels like something Morrigan would have wanted to say but is unable to.

* Merrill: (Sighs) Why do you even like me? I must seem so dull.
* Isabela: What brought this on?
* Merrill: Your life has been... so exciting. The adventures, the duels, the passionate love affairs.
* Merrill: Compared to that, my life is a stale, dry biscuit. (Sighs) I wish I had your life.
* Isabela: No. You don't want my life.
* Merrill: Why?
* Isabela: Because you have a good heart, and you deserve better.

[AloraKast]

I recall there were a few moments in game that had me trully LOLing but the two I remember the most so far are:

Varric: "I think my jaw just landed in the Deep Roads somewhere."
Aveline: "Not a word, dwarf..."
Varric: "I wouldn't dream of mocking your......unconventional courtship"

and

I can't seem to find the exact quote but if you bring Anders and Fenris with you for the "On the Loose" quest and speak to Emile de Launcet in the Hanged Man, it goes something like this:

Emile de Launcet: I only told people I was a blood mage so girls would think I'm cool and suave.
Fenris:
Anders: No, I think he really IS that pathetic.

(Gha, sorry for the butchered quote, I just can't seem to find it anywhere right now.  Can anyone please fill in the gaps?)

This time around I am trying to fill my party with companions I know will clash more, like for example, Aveline and Isabela to name just a few. Let the hilarity abound!

PS. This particular exchange had me LOLing rather well too:

Anders: I keep thinking I know you from somewhere.
Isabela: You're Ferelden, right? Ever spend time at the Pearl?
Anders: That's it!
Anders: You used to really like that girl with the griffon tattoos, right? What was her name?
Isabela: The Lay Warden?
Anders: That's right! I think you were there the night I-
Isabela: Oh! Were you the runaway mage who could do that electricity thing? That was nice...
Hawke: Please stop talking. Now.

Modifié par AloraKast, 22 mars 2011 - 07:17 .

[th3warr1or]

Everything from Merrill or Varric.

Merrill is soooo lovable!!

[Teddie Sage]

* Isabela: Psst. I've got some of it written down now.
* Varric: Give it here. "Her breasts strained against the leather jerkin like two wild stallions corralled against their will." (Chuckles) "She pounced–the smooth moves of a jungle cat–and locked her thighs around Donnic's waist. He–"
* Aveline: What?
* Isabela: Nothing.
* Aveline: What is that?
* Isabela: Shh! (Giggles)
* Varric: Isabela just thought she'd celebrate your love affair with a... written dedication.
* Isabela: It's "friend-fiction!" I do it out of love.
* Aveline: I will never, ever be clean again.

[Arppis]

RosaAquafire wrote...

"What happened to your beard?"
"I lost it."
"Oh, I thought it fell onto your chest."

Comedy gold.

I wish that would happen to Hawke too.

[tmp7704]

Atian wrote...

David Gaider wrote...

Strykerwolf83 wrote...

Aveline and Isabella banter. Can't remember most of it, but it deals with Donnic. Isabella's last line had me chuckling for a while.

"The moment you shove your thumb up his ass, I win."

Heee...

One of our writing interns actually did up a great cartoon of Isabela giving a big grin and a "thumbs up" with the caption "I WIN". I want to put that on a coffee mug. 

And I would like to buy that mug.

With the knowledge of where these thumbs go, would you really want one of them on your coffee mug...

[MadMoskus]

"Good. May the crows feast on his body and **** him into the ocean!"

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