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[AllThatJazz]

nightcobra8928 wrote...

 glorious...just glorious



Isabela: So, how good is Donnic? Is he ****sure?
Aveline: (Sighs) Just... get it out of your system.
Isabela: Did he curl your toes?
Isabela: Pudding your peach?
Isabela: Dampen your Divine?
Isabela: Kaddis your Kate?
Isabela: Praise your Maker?
Isabela: Arl your Eamon?
Isabela: Explore your Deep Roads?
Isabela: Gray your Warden?
Isabela: How about "satisfy a demand of your Qun."
Aveline: Yes, all right? He is an incredibly proficient lover. Happy?
Isabela: Well that's rather personal, don't you think?

That's fantastic. Those two are definitely permanent members of my party next playthrough.

Also (and this isn't precise) during the evil tomes quest I think, they summon a Pride Demon; Snarky Hawke's response is 'A horror. Well of course it is. Why wouldn't I summon a horror?' The line was delivered perfectly. Actually, Jo Wyatt's delivery is superb throughout.

[Atian]

tmp7704 wrote...

Atian wrote...

David Gaider wrote...

Strykerwolf83 wrote...

Aveline and Isabella banter. Can't remember most of it, but it deals with Donnic. Isabella's last line had me chuckling for a while.

"The moment you shove your thumb up his ass, I win."

Heee...

One of our writing interns actually did up a great cartoon of Isabela giving a big grin and a "thumbs up" with the caption "I WIN". I want to put that on a coffee mug. 

And I would like to buy that mug.

With the knowledge of where these thumbs go, would you really want one of them on your coffee mug...

Well if we consider the facts, the thumb belongs to Isabela, NOT Aveline, and since Mr. Gaider wants to put the thumb into coffee mug, I don't think the situation is that bad.

Modifié par Atian, 22 mars 2011 - 08:10 .

[Atian]

nightcobra8928 wrote...

 glorious...just glorious


Isabela: So, how good is Donnic? Is he ****sure?
Aveline: (Sighs) Just... get it out of your system.
Isabela: Did he curl your toes?
Isabela: Pudding your peach?
Isabela: Dampen your Divine?
Isabela: Kaddis your Kate?
Isabela: Praise your Maker?
Isabela: Arl your Eamon?
Isabela: Explore your Deep Roads?
Isabela: Gray your Warden?
Isabela: How about "satisfy a demand of your Qun."
Aveline: Yes, all right? He is an incredibly proficient lover. Happy?
Isabela: Well that's rather personal, don't you think?

Is it just me or does anyone else feel like there are more than one version of this dialogue in the game, since I seem to recall that on my playthrough Isabela said also the "Shank your Jory" line and maybe left some other line unsaid.

Modifié par Atian, 22 mars 2011 - 08:17 .

[kreite]

A line by my Hawke when I "talked" to him.

"When in doubt, run away, and leave it to me"

[Hirakoshin]

Isabela: Hmm... apostate prostitutes? Apos-titutes! (Laughs)

[Dussan2]

Isabela and Aveline - If you have Sebastian in the party when Isabela goes, "well that's a bit personal"
Sebastion says, "Maker save me!"

I lol'd for a couple of minutes.

And then Merrill most adorable moment.

Merill to Fenris : Fenris did you bump your head
Fenris: No
Merill: miss breakfast?

She carries on and her voice is the cutest in the world.  God I love Merill.

[Roonya]

One of the lines that made me laugh the hardest is right after you have sex with Anders, he says 'I love you. I've been holding back from saying that, you should have a normal life, not be tied down to a fugitive with no future. But I don't ever want to leave you.'
Then you can say :'This was a bad idea. I think you should go.'
'What?'
'I'm sorry, you just weren't that good.' *Smirk* LOL
'You're breaking up with me? But... we talked about this... everything you said - you used me! I won't forget this!' *Storms off*

So, so harsh. But hilarious.

[Damienz]

I'm a big fan of Isabela's battlecry: "If we kill them, we get their stuff!"

[ch1b1c4nd1]

Roonya wrote...

One of the lines that made me laugh the hardest is right after you have sex with Anders, he says 'I love you. I've been holding back from saying that, you should have a normal life, not be tied down to a fugitive with no future. But I don't ever want to leave you.'
Then you can say :'This was a bad idea. I think you should go.'
'What?'
'I'm sorry, you just weren't that good.' *Smirk* LOL
'You're breaking up with me? But... we talked about this... everything you said - you used me! I won't forget this!' *Storms off*

So, so harsh. But hilarious.

lmao, I can never be that cruel, even to ANDERS.

[Roonya]

Or how about this:

*Gives dead remains of a relative to a guy*
'Look what I found!'
'By the Maker, I never thought I'd see that again. Thanks!'
^^

[Raycer X]

shoulderfish wrote...

"Want a sandwich?"

Just. Beautiful.

Of all the lines I have heard, this is one of the few lines I have absolutely NO idea where/when it happens. Can anyone post a video of this line ??

[Ealos]

Examined the chandelier in the estate: "Are those... handprints? Has someone been swinging on the chandelier? Sandal!". Then happened to click on it again after romancing Merrill, "Are those... handprints? Has someone been swinging on the chandelier? Merrill!" - totally caught me by surprise, loved it!

Modifié par Ealos, 23 mars 2011 - 01:31 .

[Zeolones]

Isabella to Fenris just out of the blue: " So Fenris, ..... what about your magical fisting?"
Later on she tells him He could make a fortune with that. And if you keeps them she gives lovely examples for ocausions wher he could have used it... so funny

[plasmafruit]

Upon entering The Blooming Rose:

Anders: If someone tries to hire me, I'm leaving.

[Esther]

Hawke: Carry on. I love to eavesdrop.
Varric: Hawke said, sarcastically.
Hawke: You know, I hate it when you do that.
Varric: Hawke muttered in an angry aside to the dwarf

[Ealos]

1Magnolie wrote...

Hawke: Carry on. I love to eavesdrop.
Varric: Hawke said, sarcastically.
Hawke: You know, I hate it when you do that.
Varric: Hawke muttered in an angry aside to the dwarf

When do you get that?

[Esther]

Ealos wrote...

1Magnolie wrote...

Hawke: Carry on. I love to eavesdrop.
Varric: Hawke said, sarcastically.
Hawke: You know, I hate it when you do that.
Varric: Hawke muttered in an angry aside to the dwarf

When do you get that?

When you walk into the church and Sebastian (talking to the Grand Cleric inside) says: Hawke! We were just talking about you.  

[Zan Mura]

Just bumped into this one for the first time:

Aveline: I don't think I've asked to become the butt of your jokes.
Hawke: Donnic.
...
Aveline: Okay, maybe I have asked for it.

Had to laugh.

Modifié par Zan Mura, 23 mars 2011 - 03:05 .

[Tamahome560]

I wouldn't be able to pick a single favourite line. The party banter and dialogue is so much better than in the Origins. But anything that Merrill, Varric and Hawke say is filled with epic win. Hawke is the best Bioware protagonist yet.

[Parrk]

Merrill : you're so beautiful and clever and you never make a mistake and I don't deserve you..
FemHawke: did you ever think that maybe I deserve you?
Merrill: What, did you call the maker a dirty name or something?

<chin touch>
<elf glomps U!>

[Critical Miss]

Aveline: Your Majesty. May I say what an honor it is to meet you?
Alistair: You could, but you'd be the first today.

[MadMoskus]

Varric (after Bartrand betrayed him): "I swear I'll find that son of a b*itch -- Sorry, Mother -- and I'll kill him!

Modifié par MadMoskus, 23 mars 2011 - 04:51 .

[Bacchus451]

Favorite line was definitely at the end when the Keeper dies and Anders says to Merrill something like, "That was the most noble thing I've ever seen a person do. The world is lesser now for having you in it instead of her."

Anders is so badass.

[Arppis]

Bacchus451 wrote...

Favorite line was definitely at the end when the Keeper dies and Anders says to Merrill something like, "That was the most noble thing I've ever seen a person do. The world is lesser now for having you in it instead of her."

Anders is so badass.

He sure ain't, but he's right.

Merrill was trying to do the right thing, she just did it with the wrong method.

[Beerfish]

Bacchus451 wrote...

Favorite line was definitely at the end when the Keeper dies and Anders says to Merrill something like, "That was the most noble thing I've ever seen a person do. The world is lesser now for having you in it instead of her."

Anders is so badass.

lol Anders says that after his choices and what he does in the game?  His idiocy knows no bounds.