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[Talladarr]

Elvhen father: So is he dead?
Hawke: Well, he's dead. But if you want him more dead, I could always raise him as an undead, then kill him again. Would you like that?

[Benu5]

"Do the words Political Maelstrom mean anything to you?"

[Northern Sun]

thurmanator692 wrote...

"She spends her entire day making poison and baking cake. Tell me you didn't try the cake"

I still haven't managed to find it in the game. When is it said?

[Minaach]

One of my other favorites is Sandal and your dog when you move into hightown.

Sandal: "I like the doggie!"
Dog: Woof! *Whines*
Sandal: Roof!
Dog: Bark, bark bark
Sandal: Rarf rarf rawr
Dog: *dances around while barking*
Sandal: Roof rarf rawr roof rarf rawr
Bodhan: Hey hey, looks like their having a nice chat!
Bodhan: Maybe Sandal picked up some mabari speak from our time at the hero of fereldan's camp

[Zeolones]

Varric, Sebastian and Fenris are in my group as i speak with the senechal abou problems with missing qunari.
The senechal discribes the problem and tells me to look somewhere were i can find criminals and off paid guardsmen but he has no idea where to turn.
Hawke: Hanged man
Fenris: Hanged man
Varric: Hanged man
Sebastian: Even I know that

[Zeolones]

Northern Sun wrote...

thurmanator692 wrote...

"She spends her entire day making poison and baking cake. Tell me you didn't try the cake"

I still haven't managed to find it in the game. When is it said?

If you take the cartar dwarfs help in Act 1 for the 50 gold and he comes to get yet another 100 gold in Act 2 from you. You have to take the dialoge like "She (mother) can watch herself"

[Vanaer]

Oh Maker, please cure me from this terrible itch. If You do that, I'll never set foot in that brother again, I swear!

Or something like that I lol'ed... in real life.

[p95h]

Best Line from a Sebastian/Merril interaction:

Merrill: "Your armor is very shiney Sebastian, doesn't that make you an easier target?"

Sebastian: "The light of the maker *is* my armor."

Merrill: "Then perhaps you could ask him to make your armor a little less shiney, then you wouldn't need to wear so much of it."

[Matterialize]

This. Specifically the line in the last panel. I actually laughed out loud, and it was funnier for me because my brother and I treat each other the same way. They really nailed the sibling rivalry.

[Whailor]

There are several funny lines, like Aveline talking to Varric about writing warning messages to criminals or drawing pictures, to which Varric in the end responds with "How about a big sign which says "Don't". You could hit people with it". Or when Merril and Varric chat and Merril tells that she likes Varric's stories but she also missesd the stories of their hahrein, and that unlike Varric's his stories don't start with "No ****, there I was". Heh.

[Talladarr]

Isibela: Watch out for the damned squirls, they're vicious little bastards

[Kelleth]

Keldar: Tell my father... I am sorry for everything.
Hawke:*Sigh* Must you be SO dramatic?*stab*

[Brimleydower]

Isabela:  Come on, you never wanted to slap me?
Fenris:  Yes.
Merrill: Yes. Wait... what are we voting on?

Modifié par Brimleydower, 24 mars 2011 - 11:54 .

[Nirro1989]

I have two favourites
The first being between Isabella and Avaline
"Did he Arl your Eamon... grey your warden”

The second one is the conversation between Merrill and Fenris (only because of the accent)

Eve Myles does a great job voicing Merrill.

[scylis]

The "premium" human male at the Rose:

"...I'll even let YOU roll for Initiative."

[Avissel]

I finally got Isabella's long list of euphemisms, and I heard two I didn't see mentioned.

"Dwarf your beard" and "Establish Your Cannon"

[Virginian]

My favorite lines are from Isabella/Bethany/Hawke.

Isabella: Men are good for one thing. Women are good for six things.
Bethany: What six things?
Hawke: Isabella!

There might be a line from Isabella that is interrupted by Hawke, can't remember.

Second favorite line is from Isabella alone. "Apostate Prostitute. Apostitute."

I keep Isabella in my party just for her banter.

[Miashi]

Anders: But I don't ever want to leave you.
Hawke: Want a sandwich?
Anders: You will be an inspiration to a generation of romantic poets.

Modifié par Miashi, 24 mars 2011 - 05:05 .

[Cyberstrike nTo]

Isabella: "I don't like being led around, unless leashes are involved and right now they're not."

Isabella: "What no anger rage? Not even a spanking?"
Hawke: "We can arrange a private spanking if you want."

Isabella: "Come with me and I'll take you places you never been."
Varric: "Are you talking to Bianca?"
Isabella: "I think it's time she experienced a woman's touch on her trigger?"
Varric: "She only responds to my touch."
Isabella: "That is what they all say and I always prove them wrong."
Varric: "Stop it you're confusing her...and me."

[ch1b1c4nd1]

One of my fave lines is that poet who hits on Isabella. "You heartworm you!" and his expression just cracks me up.

[ch1b1c4nd1]

Cyberstrike nTo wrote...

Isabella: "I don't like being led around, unless leashes are involved and right now they're not."

Isabella: "What no anger rage? Not even a spanking?"
Hawke: "We can arrange a private spanking if you want."

Isabella: "Come with me and I'll take you places you never been."
Varric: "Are you talking to Bianca?"
Isabella: "I think it's time she experienced a woman's touch on her trigger?"
Varric: "She only responds to my touch."
Isabella: "That is what they all say and I always prove them wrong."
Varric: "Stop it you're confusing her...and me."

That's hot.

[Monsteroids]

Brimleydower wrote...

Isabela:  Come on, you never wanted to slap me?
Fenris:  Yes.
Merrill: Yes. Wait... what are we voting on?

My version had Avaline, which I find funnier. Still, Merrill's part was the best.

[D_Shadow]

Nodscouter wrote...


Lawl-Hawke: ''Cats and Virgins? I doubt Kirkwall has many of either''
Anders: ''True. I guess the refugees have scared most of them off, or... eaten them.''

I've been going through this whole thread waiting for someone to post this. I made Hawke the same race as I am in real life so this line was extremely racist to me. Good thing I appreciate a good joke anyway i doubt the awkward pause Hawke gave was intentional be it just made the whole moment even funnier to me