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[Memodown]

When Varric asks you to help him with the haunted house if you're a mage, he can end the conversation with something along the lines of:

"That's why I need you there. You're a mage. You must know something about... weird ****."

[Memodown]

Oh, and the fact that sh*t is censored on the forums but not in the game ;P

[LinusTech]

Another one that had me laughing was Sandal's interaction with the dog. Sandal cracks me up in this game.

[Gerudan]

"She has her sword so far up her ass, that she can cut you with her tongue."

And no, that is not a comment from Isabela about Aveline.

[Malja]

DexterPhin wrote...

Another one that had me laughing was Sandal's interaction with the dog. Sandal cracks me up in this game.

The most mangled ruffs in history.

[DarkDoc25]

I cheer for the return of "Swooping is bad!" Love the Alistair cameo!

One of my favorites from this game though is when you take Varric on the mission where you try to help Aveline hook up with Donnic.

"I'm going to draw you a picture of all the places she wants to touch you." :-)

[Malja]

Varric: What do you do in that mansion all day?
Fenris: I dance of course.
Varric: Really?
Fenris: I run from room to room choreographing a routine.
Varric: You're actually joking! Alert the Chantry!
Fenris: And you thought I was always serious.

[asindre]

I almost died when Isabela said she never gives in to temptation

[What?]

"She smells like cinnamon buns!" Or something like that. Merrill appraisal, courtesy of Sandal. It's the way he said it that sold the line.

I also lol'ed when Isabella said Varric should appeal to the Assembly to become a Paragon of Manliness. Ah, forum nods.

Modifié par VictorianTrash, 11 mars 2011 - 05:05 .

[brotha_soul]

I'm not sure if this has been mentioned, but selecting Hawke with another character has some great lines. "We sure do a lot of walking, don't we?"

Also, Carver and Varric have an epic bromance:

Varric: Carver.
Carver: Still think you're helping while bearing us in debt to your brother?
Varric: Still riding side-saddle while ****ing at your betters?
Carver: Drinks later?
Varric: Never miss 'em.

[Memodown]

Oh, I can't believe nobody mentioned "She spends her day making poisons, and cake. Tell me you didn't try the cake." Even though I knew about it beforehand, I lol'd hard.

[Exile Isan]

I just finished the "Sharp Little Pinpricks" side quest and our group was approached some lady that said nice work and if we took out any more groups like them we should talk to her in The Hanged Man. Hawke's reaction was priceless. "I never meet anyone normal." The way she said it was hilarious in such a resigned facepalm kinda way.

Modifié par Exile Isan, 11 mars 2011 - 05:35 .

[OrlesianWardenCommander]

Hawke examine bed: a grown man and anders can't clean up his dirty socks!? That's one more thing me and him have in common

[Raycer X]

Kelanil wrote...

TwistedComplex wrote...

Kelanil wrote...

NinjaRogue wrote...

Isabela: Men are good for only one thing, woman are good for six things
Bethany: Six things? What six things?
Hawke: Isabela!

I about pissed my pants when I heard this one.  My wife was in the room and started choking on her pop she was drinking at the time.

Maybe im just daft but i don't get the joke

I could explain it to you but I think I would get banned from the forums, lol.

Do enlighten the ones (such as me) that have no idea what that means. Better yet, message us and tell us

[Arran_Pellaeon]

Varric: So Daisy I heard you've been spending a lot of time in the Viscounts garden
Merril: Oh yes! It's so nice and green I don't know why no one else goes in there.
Varric: Maybe because it's private property?
Merril: Oh! That would explain all the angry looking guards.

[Beren082]

Isabella: "Step one: we meet Volric.
Step two: something... exciting happens.
Step three: profit."

[UltiPup]

Where is my fun and easy list of all companion dialogue? I need to check out what kinds of things Varric says to other members.

[LordHelfort]

Raycer X wrote...

Kelanil wrote...

TwistedComplex wrote...

Kelanil wrote...

NinjaRogue wrote...

Isabela: Men are good for only one thing, woman are good for six things
Bethany: Six things? What six things?
Hawke: Isabela!

I about pissed my pants when I heard this one.  My wife was in the room and started choking on her pop she was drinking at the time.

Maybe im just daft but i don't get the joke

I could explain it to you but I think I would get banned from the forums, lol.

Do enlighten the ones (such as me) that have no idea what that means. Better yet, message us and tell us

I second this motion!

[Karlika]

magicwins wrote...

I don't have a favourite line, but I do have a favourite quest: Aveline and her romantic troubles. Comedy platinum. I could play that quest all day

I know, I was giggling the whole time. 

[Malja]

LordHelfort wrote...

I second this motion!

http://social.biowar.../index/6474359/

Another thread here covers it.

[Karlika]

EDIT- Derp.

Modifié par Karlika, 11 mars 2011 - 08:18 .

[Dante Angelo]

When I was interacting with one of the bookcases at the Amell estate Hawke said this

Hard in Kirkwall: Siege harder. Varric must be stopped

Modifié par Dante Angelo, 11 mars 2011 - 08:20 .

[earthbornFemShep]

Isabela was staring at her reflection in Sebastian's armor, much to his dismay. Then Isabela said something like, "It is very shiny, I can see my reflection.... Oh, wait! Is that a wrinkle?!! Right between my eyebrows?"
Sebastian, "I don't see anythi..."
Isabela, "Stop moving!"

Ah, Isabela... your vanity knows no bounds.

[xZitx]

Isabella compares sailing to sex, the two things being the best and most unique feelings in the whole world :>

[silksieve]

I paraphrase Anders talking about Dog:

"You need a proper pet, something that ignores you until it wants something and then sits on your head." And then in the most depressed voice ever (this is where I laughed for good minute): "I miss Ser Pounce-a-lot."