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[earthbornFemShep]

Drunk mage (Emile), "Wow, are you a mage? Because you just magicked my breath away."
LadyHawke, "You're in trouble Emile, I'm here to help you."
Emile, "My name De Lancet, it comes from a region known for its stout lances. Want to see mine?"
Varric, "Can I kill him yet? He's hurting me."

<later>

Hawke, "So you escaped the circle just so you could kiss a girl?"
Emile, "Well, not just kiss. I've heard about other things you can do with them as well."
Isabela, "Aw, he's like you were. Do you remember, Aveline, when you were stupid over Donnic."
Aveline, "Yes. I remember. Thank you."

I laughed so hard...

[Gilsa]

Malja wrote...

Varric: What do you do in that mansion all day?
Fenris: I dance of course.
Varric: Really?
Fenris: I run from room to room choreographing a routine.
Varric: You're actually joking! Alert the Chantry!
Fenris: And you thought I was always serious.

^^ This was the exchange that had me laughing. It was funny to watch. Great use of saracsm here. My favorite one so far!

[ethronson11]

Early on, Aveline asks Varric to write signs to discourage lawbreakers in Kirkwall.

Varric: Why don't I just make a big sign that says 'Don't' and you can beat them over the head with it.
Aveline: Yes, I see your point.

[The Minority]

Gilsa wrote...

Malja wrote...

Varric: What do you do in that mansion all day?
Fenris: I dance of course.
Varric: Really?
Fenris: I run from room to room choreographing a routine.
Varric: You're actually joking! Alert the Chantry!
Fenris: And you thought I was always serious.

^^ This was the exchange that had me laughing. It was funny to watch. Great use of saracsm here. My favorite one so far!

I heard this just now and it was hilarious.

All of the best lines come from Varric, Isabela, Fenris(when he's not broody) and Merrill.

[Billygaryf]

Flemeth:

What's the catch? Life is a catch, I suggest you catch it while you can...

Hahah, so true it kind of stings.

[FJZB2]

A great dialogue I heard between Varric and Aveline in the party and he asks her
Varric: What do you do?
Aveline: I told you already, I'm a guard.
Varric: No I mean on your free time. You know for fun? Please tell me you've heard of that.
Aveline: This is my free time.
Varric: And you continue to scare the living ****** out of me

[MerchantGOL]

Varric: Bartrand you son of a ****! (sorry mother...)

[Nyaore]

Hawke: "I'm always willing to help" (I forget the exact line for this part of the conversation, it was the diplomatic response when you first meet Sebastian in Act 2.)
Varric: Hawke said diplomatically.
Hawke: You know I hate it when you do that.
Varric: Hawke said in angry aside to the Dwarf.

Made me giggle for a good while.

[nexventis]

Varric: I **it you not rivaini, it was this big!
Isabela: (hahaha) there's no way, Impossible! I've had hundreds of those in my hands and they're never that size.
Varric: Would i lie about something so critical?
Hawke: I can't stand it anymore! What are you two talking about?
Varric: We're discussing knives, of course. Well, daggers, technically. i never remeber the difference. Why? what did you think we were talking about?

[Tender Gore Bag]

Hawke: "Sandal did you kill all these darkspawn?"

Sandal: "Boom."

Hawke: "...and how did you do that?"

Sandal: "Not enchantment."

*Sandal walks away*

[TwistedComplex]

"Last night i saw ser conrad sacrifice a goat.. To a great demon. and then he howled. Loudly"
"What?.. No!"
"Oh yes, he kept going on about how he wanted to do.. Demony things"

[Teddie Sage]

Everything that includes humiliating Merrill makes me smile.

[AbsolutGrndZer0]

Nyaore wrote...

Hawke: "I'm always willing to help" (I forget the exact line for this part of the conversation, it was the diplomatic response when you first meet Sebastian in Act 2.)
Varric: Hawke said diplomatically.
Hawke: You know I hate it when you do that.
Varric: Hawke said in angry aside to the Dwarf.

Made me giggle for a good while.

Yeah, actually no matter what you say, he does similar.  Like I did the red response, and he said something like "Hawke said confrontationally" or whatever.

[AbsolutGrndZer0]

Tender Gore Bag wrote...

Hawke: "Sandal did you kill all these darkspawn?"

Sandal: "Boom."

Hawke: "...and how did you do that?"

Sandal: "Not enchantment."

*Sandal walks away*

Yeah... Sandal is like... Deus Ex Machina or something.  Seriously, why don't we just send Sandal after the Archdemon, then send him after the end game bosses.. I mean Sandal is a badass!

[HolyJellyfish]

(Something along the lines of Merrill asking Fenris if his people know about the Dalish)
Merrill: If they ran away, the Dalish would help them.

Fenris: That's like saying, "If they fly, they could live in the clouds."

Merrill: What would they eat? There's nothing in clouds but fluff and the occasional bird!

Fenris: ...this is why nobody takes the Dalish seriously.


I laughed. Pretty hard.

[TexasToast712]

"Say hello to Bianca for me" during Varric's version of storming Bartrand's estate. Even though that wasnt really what happened, it was awesome spamming Bianca's skills and taking down everyone scarface style. Favorite mission by far
 

Modifié par TexasToast712, 12 mars 2011 - 12:45 .

[TexasToast712]

AbsolutGrndZer0 wrote...

Tender Gore Bag wrote...

Hawke: "Sandal did you kill all these darkspawn?"

Sandal: "Boom."

Hawke: "...and how did you do that?"

Sandal: "Not enchantment."

*Sandal walks away*

Yeah... Sandal is like... Deus Ex Machina or something.  Seriously, why don't we just send Sandal after the Archdemon, then send him after the end game bosses.. I mean Sandal is a badass!

There is still so much mystery about him. I hope they explain his powers in Dragon Age III. I truly think he is the first Dwarven Mage.

[HolyJellyfish]

earthbornFemShep wrote...

Drunk mage (Emile), "Wow, are you a mage? Because you just magicked my breath away."
LadyHawke, "You're in trouble Emile, I'm here to help you."
Emile, "My name De Lancet, it comes from a region known for its stout lances. Want to see mine?"
Varric, "Can I kill him yet? He's hurting me."

<later>

Hawke, "So you escaped the circle just so you could kiss a girl?"
Emile, "Well, not just kiss. I've heard about other things you can do with them as well."
Isabela, "Aw, he's like you were. Do you remember, Aveline, when you were stupid over Donnic."
Aveline, "Yes. I remember. Thank you."

I laughed so hard...

I thought that whole exchange was beautiful. I had Fenris and Anders in my party for it.

I don't remember the EXACT quote, but I'll write it down during my second playthrough.

Emile: "I'm not a blood mage! I just... use that line to impress..."
Fenris: "Are you actually going to believe his lies? Kill him."
Anders: "... No. He's not lying. He's just an idiot."

[Bedlam66]

My Fav One I just got. I had Anders, Aveline and Isabela. I Exit The templar Complex and I get
Isabela: So I saw Donnic in the Rose last Night.
Aveline:Oh Stop It.
Isabela: Oh relax It's not like he's there to Shop. Are you two not doing well in the Bedroom? Are you keeping it Entertaining for him? (these last two lines are prob wrong but it's close)
Aveline: Why . . . WHY must you contine to put these doubts in my Head?
Isabela: If you put your Thumb in his Ass. I WIN
Anders: Oh . . Ew. . Just No


I swear To god I laughed so Hard I think I disloged something.

Modifié par Bedlam66, 12 mars 2011 - 12:55 .

[R-F]

All my favourite lines now occur during the Haunted quest.
Aveline: "Five more seconds and I'm just going to smash everything in here"

That has to be one of the coolest quests so far.

[thegoldfinch]

There are just too many good ones. One that I got a kick out of was when after Carver learned of his namesake, he asks you about your name. Hawke sighs and goes something like, "I don't know, but I think someone thought far too long about it." I was half-expecting Hawke to turn to the screen and just glare at me for a second.

Modifié par pixieface, 12 mars 2011 - 01:38 .

[Notho]

surfgirlusa_2006 wrote...

So, are there any funny snippets of Anders dialogue? He's been pretty serious so far with me, which is kind of sad.

There's a bit of banter where he and Varric are talking about what they should do to Varric's brother if they ever catch up to him. It was amusing.

[Aynslie]

mynameisdanza wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...
Hawke: "Carry on. I love to eavesdrop."
Varric: "Hawke said sarcastically"
Hawke: "I hate it when you do that."
Varric: "Hawke said in an angry aside to the dwarf"

Hell, anything to do with Varric.

This was probably my favorite.

Mine too!

[OmegaBlue0231]

Anders' "A wizard did it" line.

[DaeBlackheart]

my favorite scene was between the Champion and Sandal, in the Deep Roads when Sandal runs off and you have to find him.

Champion [pointing to an Ogre frozen in midair]: I want to know how you did that...
Sandal: NOT enchantment...

I literally laughed out loud.