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[Dante Angelo]

OmegaBlue0231 wrote...

Anders' "A wizard did it" line.

A great contrast to "I didn't do" which he said in Awekening. If only it was Greg Ellis was still Anders

[NRO TYN]

lol

[packardbell]

''He bothered me''

That is after Hawke stabs that dwarf in the neck with the murder knife, his facial expression also adds to the hilarity.

[Catastroz]

packardbell wrote...

''He bothered me''

That is after Hawke stabs that dwarf in the neck with the murder knife, his facial expression also adds to the hilarity.

Which dwarf? o:

[packardbell]

Catastroz wrote...

packardbell wrote...

''He bothered me''

That is after Hawke stabs that dwarf in the neck with the murder knife, his facial expression also adds to the hilarity.

Which dwarf? o:

Forgot his name.. although his from the qunari powder quest.

[Catastroz]

packardbell wrote...

Catastroz wrote...

packardbell wrote...

''He bothered me''

That is after Hawke stabs that dwarf in the neck with the murder knife, his facial expression also adds to the hilarity.

Which dwarf? o:

Forgot his name.. although his from the qunari powder quest.

Ah, well i guess i'll see this when im on my third playthrough, im going to be playing a warrior who kills everyone he can, LOL

[Heather Cline]

Isabela is talking to Sebastian and He asks her why she sticks around. Isabela responds to him -

"Mostly for the sex. It's amazing, especially with Hawke, she's wild in bed. She goes all night long. All night every night."

This is if you are persuing a romance with Isabela. That's just gold right there.

Modifié par Heather Cline, 12 mars 2011 - 03:25 .

[Heather Cline]

The dwarf you're referring to is Javaris.

[Bims110]

My favorite was from Varric's personal quest, where he says his plan is to go in the haunted house and destroy the idol that is causing problems. My mage Hawke askes what if simply smashing a relic doesnt solve the problem, and Varric says:

"well you're a mage, you must know something about... weird ****"

[Nimpe]

There's this really funny one I don't know how I triggered. I completed one of Varric's quests, and this random in his room startedx having a conversation with him. I'll TRY to paraphrase it

manperson: That guy over there is looking at me! He must know what I did. If he discovers what I did to her he'll discover what I did
Varric: If he discovered what you did, (I can't remember it, but it's basically a couple of exchanges of increasing complex twist arounds of the first statement)
manperson:Wait, what?
Varric: exactly.

Meh, I'm rambling, you have to actually see it.

[Heather Cline]

Oh one from Merrill.

"Did I miss something dirty? I like dirty things."

Gut buster right there. Especially after two other characters are bantering about some inuendo and Merrill doesn't get it. Just comedic gold.

[TEWR]

pretty much every line in the game. The funny ones, the badass ones, the sad ones.



When the Arishok got pissed off I was like "damn.... dude's badass*. Kudos to Bioware for improving the conversations to show even more emotion and facial expressions."

*I already thought he was kinda badass, but that solidified it.

Also pretty much anything Varric says makes me laugh uncontrollably. Like when you go to Bartrand's estate and you play only as him, owning everyone and then he embellishes on what Bartrand said.

[Nimpe]

Merrill is so "out there"

LIKE LUNA LOVEGOOD!

[LordAiden]

When talking to Merril about Carver,

Hawke: Carver hates being happy, it interferes with his brooding.

[packardbell]

Heather Cline wrote...

The dwarf you're referring to is Javaris.

Ah yep that is end his name.

[BS Veyron]

I love how naive and innocent Merrill is. During Aveline's relationship quest.

"No silly you dont need a dowry unless you're courting him."
"Merrill!"
"O you're courting him!"

Modifié par BS Veyron, 12 mars 2011 - 03:42 .

[TheTWF]

Hawke: "Lets break some necks for the greater good!"

[tiereon]

I like when merril says "I think sandal is staring at me." or something like that, also when verric is talking to your dog in your estate about teaching him to play a card game

[Karlika]

I just got to the part where in my game, I meet Alistair. I had to laugh when he reiterated that "Swooping is bad." and then this too the cake (might be paraphasing slightly):

Alistair: "I guess it's time to go back to the old ball and chain."
Teagan: "You know the queen doesn't like when you call her that."
Alistair: "Just because my wife slayed an Archdemon, doesn't mean I'm not scared of her."
Teagan: "You keep telling yourself that."

I lol'd. 'Cause it's very fitting of Keiran, my Cousland.

[Joshd21]

(This is the part where isabela has you pretend to kidnap her, so she can find out where guy is that wants to kill her is at)

isabela: You have to make it look real, he isn't stupid. Haven't you ever wanted to slap me (Asking Hawke then your companions burst out)

Aveline: Yes!
Anders: Yes!
Merrill: Yes!, w-hat are we talking about?

[Arran_Pellaeon]

Not a funny line, but one of the best i;ve heard so far. It was only party banter but it seemed like it should have been a conversation. (Paraphrased slightly)

Anders: Don't you see? That could be you one day, possessed by a demon!
Merril: But I knew from the start there are no such things as good spirits, unlike you.

[bjfraley]

JUST found this gem of a nod to Ambassador Udina from Mass Effect:

In Act 3, I went to talk to Seneschal Bran about nominating myself for replacing the viscount after I had declared for the mages, and he retorted with:

"Do the words 'political maelstrom' mean anything to you?"

[ragnaven]

Bedlam66 wrote...

My Fav One I just got. I had Anders, Aveline and Isabela. I Exit The templar Complex and I get
Isabela: So I saw Donnic in the Rose last Night.
Aveline:Oh Stop It.
Isabela: Oh relax It's not like he's there to Shop. Are you two not doing well in the Bedroom? Are you keeping it Entertaining for him? (these last two lines are prob wrong but it's close)
Aveline: Why . . . WHY must you contine to put these doubts in my Head?
Isabela: If you put your Thumb in his Ass. I WIN
Anders: Oh . . Ew. . Just No


I swear To god I laughed so Hard I think I disloged something.

 Have Varric in the party and it ends with Varric: Ah, the classics they never die.
 
Still best for me was Varric and the dog, which I will now butcher by paraphrasing.
Varric: your getting good at Diamond back but you need to work on your tells.
Dog: whine?
Varric: just saying you need to stop wagging your tail when you have a good hand.
Hawke: Should I be impressed or appauled at the fact you taught my dog to gamble.
Varric: Well I wouldn't say taught, he would be up more than two soverigns if he worked that tell.
Dog: Bark
Varric: My uncle has a pack of rat terriers that play every week and they would clean you out dog. But don't feel bad your still better than Anders.

[thehistorysage]

"Not Enchantment..." -Sandal

[cactusberry]

I loved the line when I examined the window in Hawke's Estate and got: "Maker's breath man, put on some clothes!" And when you examine the desk with notes on it, "Meredith's a loony... Who sent this?"