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[Nocturnius89]

i don't remember well but it was between Anders and Alistair. went something like this:
Anders: Hey wait a sec, weren't you a Grey Warden?
Alistair: I get around.... Wait, were you not a Grey Warden as well??
Anders: I get around....

Yea i so forgot what they said lol but it was hilarious. Two characters with similar funny personalities in Origins and Awakening getting to meet each other was gold.

[Mordern]

All the items in the house were great. I particularly loved when you go into the house for the first time and you examine the statue.

"Ah yes, this statue... Wait, when did I get this statue?"

[ragnaven]

Hawke:"Hard in Hightown, Seige Harder. Varric must be stopped."

On a side note, will the nice bioware book writers be writing this book, if so when can I buy it?

[DarkSpider88]

earthbornFemShep wrote...

Drunk mage (Emile), "Wow, are you a mage? Because you just magicked my breath away."
LadyHawke, "You're in trouble Emile, I'm here to help you."
Emile, "My name De Lancet, it comes from a region known for its stout lances. Want to see mine?"
Varric, "Can I kill him yet? He's hurting me."

<later>

Hawke, "So you escaped the circle just so you could kiss a girl?"
Emile, "Well, not just kiss. I've heard about other things you can do with them as well."
Isabela, "Aw, he's like you were. Do you remember, Aveline, when you were stupid over Donnic."
Aveline, "Yes. I remember. Thank you."

I laughed so hard...

This is even better if you have Isabel along and Hawke asks her to help the guy out.

[ThatoneWarden99]

I remember this one in particular between Varric and Carver,

Carver: "Varric"
Varric: "Carver"
"Still trying to help us while burying us in debt?"
"Still riding side saddle while ****ing at your betters?"
"Drinks later?"
"Never miss 'em"
I pretty much lol'ed

[Minaach]

My favorite line/action was between hawke and the dwarven mercheant father that told me he would be leaving so I offered to let sandal stay in my home and here is what is ensued:

Hawke: "I worry about sandal, so I am willing to let him stay"
Merchant dad: "O thats not needed, the boy is smart beyond means"
Dog: "Whine"
Merchant Dad: "What, he is!"
shoots to sandal who then proceeds to say nothing, but he scratches his butt...which had me rofling...althought I don't think I'm correct

[DarkSpider88]

I can't remember the exact phrasing but here it goes:

Isabel: Varric how does one become a Paragon
Varric: A bunch of nobles get to get together and if there are enough votes you become a living god.
Isabel: So you could be a Paragon?
Varric: I don't think it works like that.
Isabel: You could be Varric the Paragon of Manliness
Varric: I like the way you think Rivani.

I laughed so hard at this and after that I started to really like Varric.

[cactusberry]

Urgh, I forgot some awesome ones.

LadyHawke: "So I shouldn't slit my wrists and dance naked in the moonlight?"
Orsino: "If you plan to do that, I may want to come."
--
Talkative Man: "...Do you ever feel like we're in a story someone's telling? I wish the person telling the story would make me more handsome."

I don't know if these have been said already... ;P

[panamakira]

The one on my sig. Anders wants to kiss me or kill me and he can't stop thinking about me.

Is that.....good.....? I don't trust Justice....grrrrr.......

[panamakira]

Oh also that line with Isabella and Fenris....

She's asking him about his lyrium-powers. Something about how he can "fist" people. Does anybody know how it goes exactly? I was laughing so hard......oh god...that was funny. Like what the hell is she talking about?

[Aggie Punbot]

TheDarkRats wrote...

Urgh, I forgot some awesome ones.

LadyHawke: "So I shouldn't slit my wrists and dance naked in the moonlight?"
Orsino: "If you plan to do that, I may want to come."

I like this when Anders was in the party:

LadyHawke: "So I shouldn't slit my wrists and dance naked in the moonlight?"
Anders: "I'd pay to see that."
~~~
Also, I love one of Varric's comments after he's been knocked out:

Varric: Note to Varric. Learn how to parry. From: Your innards.

[metalcraze33]

Anders talking about carver hating him.
carver says "I carry a big sword magie"
then Anders says "I wonder what your compensating for".
Or when Varric talks about women having broody babies In Fenris honor.

[thyco1]

I had a good one happen in act 1, I had merril in the party and was going to the warehouse that had the goods isabella's friend wanted recovered.

there are guards out the front of the warehouse:

Guard: Oi! where do you think your going?
F Hawke: Quick theres a fire!
Guard: Fire" whare you talking about!
Hawke: dont you hear the screams and smell the smoke?
Guard 2: OH we better go check on the rest of the loot boss!
Merril: What i didnt see any fire? Oh i get it now
Hawke facepalming: Merril!
Guards: Its a trick KILL THEM!

[DarkSpider88]

Between Bethany and Isabel
A few lines I can't remember.
Isabel: You're a virgin?!
Bethany: Well... I... Uh
Isabel: Hawke you've been holding out on the girl. Take her to the Blooming Rose and give her a night one me.

this thread needs to be stickied for it's awesomeness.

Modifié par DarkSpider88, 12 mars 2011 - 06:34 .

[dryz]

Hawke: Next time leave the darkspawn killing to the people with the big swords
Dwarf: Or get a bigger sword
Isabella: All this talk about swords is getting me all blush

Funny thing is i knew she was gonna say something as soon as i heard hawk talking about big swords

[LadyBri]

Sandal randomly saying "I saw something nasty in the woodshed!"

I love "Cold Comfort Farm", and I love you Bioware for using that line!

[JimmyG]

"So what's with that magical fisting thing you do?"

[Exevier]

Teagan: "The Hero of Ferelden will be back in Denerim by now."
Alistair: "You're always so formal; he has a name, you know."

Hawke: Something to the effect of "Someone probably spent a bit too much time thinking about my name."

I found the little references like that to be amusing. Haha.

[Failbox]

Hawke: "I don't suppose a glorious death at my side would be too much to ask for?"
Fenris: "Human, I have decided to switch sides."

Fenris confirmed for Bro of Bros.

[dryz]

Its great listening to Jarvis if you dont kill him

"are these guys all brothers, cookie cutter"
"Is that a wedding ring, so sad... people only want to buy these as sets"
"Why cant i get his boots off there right there" (because hes just sitting next to the body acting like hes picking off parts but removing nothing)

Modifié par dryz, 12 mars 2011 - 08:28 .

[Heather Cline]

Varric at the begining of Act 1

"Ah Hightown, where the nobles come to ****** their gold away" or something to that effect. Just hilarious!

[Silvon]

"100 uses for a phallic tumor" "Thanks Isabella that's 100 to many"

[Corephyfish]

Silvon wrote...

"100 uses for a phallic tumor" "Thanks Isabella that's 100 to many"

tuber, lol.

[Silvon]

Sorry thanks for the correction.

[Cat Fancy]

Varric, re: Sebastian: Heh, you can't even pretend to be interesting, can you?

(Sebastian is the worst)

In all seriousness, I could listen to Aveline and Isabela hate on each other all day.