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[Chuvvy]

"Where are we going? How should I know? I'm not the leader of this merry band of misfits." Hawke.
"Hard in Hightown, Seige Harder. Varric must be stopped." Also Hawke. He's got some decent one liners.

[contextual_entity]

Hawke looking out a window in Hightown: "Maker's Breath! Put some clothes on man!"

Not actually my favourite, but all the best ones are taken.

[Hoax86]

So, we going to call it now? Dragon Age 2 officially the funniest game to date?

[staindgrey]

Isabela (to Merril): Men are only good for one thing. Women are good for six.
LadyHawke: Isabela!

That's the only one I didn't see already that I remembered off the top of my head. Merril has so many adorable lines while Isabela is just a sex joke waiting to happen. I had them in my party at pretty much all times just to hear one or the other talk.

Modifié par staindgrey, 12 mars 2011 - 09:54 .

[Aggie Punbot]

Hoax86 wrote...

So, we going to call it now? Dragon Age 2 officially the funniest game to date?

I'd say it's funnier because we have a voiced PC that can actually add flavor to the party banter from time to time.

[brain_damage]

Apostitutes! Funniest line in the game.

Modifié par brain_damage, 12 mars 2011 - 10:38 .

[Comaatil]

(when agreeing the to male prostiutes offer)
Bethany: Makers sake, can you do this when im not around?
Hawke: Fine, we'll do this later
Bethany: Too late, the image is in my head and will never go away!

[dryz]

Isabella was great on avaline's quest

Isabella: wasnt lady man-hands married before
Avaline: so help me **** i will break you

then

Isabella: youve gone 4 years without you must creak like a rusty hinge
Avaline: People have there life because of me
Isabella: but poor you no life of your own
Avaline: we both place others above ourselves. I happen to do it clothed
Isabella: Your splitting hairs but wishing someone would split yours
Avaline: ive had enough of your loose lips, like many im sure

Then they start name calling had me actually lol

[RosaAquafire]

Fenris: Sigh, do you want to guess the colour of my underthings, again?
Isabela: Oh, yes! That's MUCH more fun!

[Envor44]

Sandal: I want some pie

[Malja]

RosaAquafire wrote...

Fenris: Sigh, do you want to guess the colour of my underthings, again?
Isabela: Oh, yes! That's MUCH more fun!

That one made me laugh too. How he said it was just perfect. Oh we can't have a civilized discussion? Probably my underclothes again.

[NarcissaArtois]

When Fenris lets it slip to Avaline that he plays cards with her husband once a week that that she didn't know about it because she was a poor loser AND that he was a beting man.

Modifié par NarcissaArtois, 12 mars 2011 - 01:08 .

[NarcissaArtois]

Hawke exploring estate: "Isabela said turn the crest sideway...okay...and cover up the...oh maker, I'll never get that image out of my head now!"

Alistair: This is sorta Teagan my uncle.
Teagan: I'm absolutely Teagan, I'm only sorta his uncle.

Verric: So you and Hawke huh?
Fenris: What about us?
Verric: Oh nothing, I just want to make sure I get it right you know. Did you sweep her off her feet? Or did she sweep you off your feet?
Fenris: I'll tell you this dwarf...there was absolutely no sweeping involved.
Verric: Every bit helps.

[Xatrez]

Finding sandal in the deep roads:
"Bunch of darkspawn dead everywhere"
Hawke: Sandal how did you......
Sandal: Holds out a run and says "Boooom"
then hawke looks at the frozen ogre "I dont wanna know how you manage that"
Sandal: "Not Enchantment!"

[Queenie4000]

FJZB2 wrote...

A great dialogue I heard between Varric and Aveline in the party and he asks her
Varric: What do you do?
Aveline: I told you already, I'm a guard.
Varric: No I mean on your free time. You know for fun? Please tell me you've heard of that.
Aveline: This is my free time.
Varric: And you continue to scare the living ****** out of me

Yes, I loved that one too!  Also, at one point walking around in Kirkwall with Varric and Merrill (please forgive me, mine will be paraphrasing)...
Merrill:  Thanks for helping me back to my house last night.
Varric:  Do you still have that ball of twine I gave you?
Merrill:  Oh, yes, but I won't need it because I'm with Hawke and she never gets lost.

Loved it.

During the side quest with the dwarf Jaravis (? I think?) where he asks you to help him obtain the gunpowder or whatever he says in response to the dwarf obtaining "power"...
Varric:  I often look at every second idiot and think "he needs more power."

Another one with Fenris and Varric..
Fenris:  I thought all dwarves had beards...
Varric:  Oh yeah, I must have misplaced it along with my - can't remember what he says here, has to do with stereotyping dwarves though -
Fenris:  And here I thought it fell on your chest
Varric:  The broody elf makes a joke
Fenris:  I am NOT broody.
Varric:  If you were any more broody women would collapse at your feet and have your babies - or some such comment...

In the Chantry at the top there is a man praying...
Man:  Please Maker take away this burning itch-I will never step foot in that brothel again
Man a moment later:  I'm truly sorry...but Maker...those legs....

So far, I have to say I really love Varric and his smart*** comments....  I wasn't sure I was going to like him, but he is awesome.

[Memodown]

Bethany & Isabela:
Beth: That book you were reading this morning, "Hessarian's Spear" - I don't think he had a spear in the legends.
Bela: He does in this one. Read the description.
Beth: "Andraste knelt before no man but her Maker, but she hadn't counted on the archon Hessarian. Can Hessarian penetrate the tight-knit defenses of the warrior-prophetess? Will she be prepared to face the full blast of his... power?" Wait a minute... Isabela! This is a vulgar thing!
Bela: You want to borrow it?
Beth: No!
Bela: You sure? It has pictures!
Beth: Not listening! I'm not listening!

[Shaggydawg2]

my favorite was from issabella....a apostate prostitute, is that a apostatute?

[GameBoyish]

Here are my personal faves for obvious reasons:whistle::

Varric & Isabela

Varric & Fenris

Varric & Anders

[Der Kirk]

I like Aveline's last quest where the guard captain you drove out comes back for revenge.
Hawke says: "Out of all the enemies we have made over the years I don't remember him being too impressive."

[GameBoyish]

Dave of Canada wrote...

Varric: "Daisy, you gotta stop taking midnight strolls in Darktown alone..."
Merrill: "Why? I like it and nothing ever happens to me..."
Varric: "Yeah and that nothing is costing me a fortune..."

Made me laugh quite a bit.

Varric: I swear! I will find that son of a ****, sorry mother, and kill him!

Made me laugh harder.


Hawke: "Carry on. I love to eavesdrop."
Varric: "Hawke said sarcastically"
Hawke: "I hate it when you do that."
Varric: "Hawke said in an angry aside to the dwarf"

Made me laugh extremely hard.

And I can't find it but the conversation where Varric and Carver insult each other and then ask if they are going for drinks later. That's probably the best.

Hell, anything to do with Varric.

I noticed a pattern when browsing this thread...

I loved the Varric and Isabela thing going on. Mary & Sheryl spoke the truth!

I shall quote one of the videos I posted...

Varric: You can run your fingers through it if you want...
Isabela: Your chest hair? My fingers? Oh Varric, stop... You're making me quiver.
Varric: You know you want to.
Isabela: Oh I do. I can't resist you. No woman can.
Varric: I know. It's a terrible burden.
Imagine them in the VOs sexiest tones and you've got something to :wub:over...

[Queenie4000]

TriviaAeducan wrote...

Here are my personal faves for obvious reasons:whistle::

Varric & Isabela

Varric & Fenris

Varric & Anders

Two thumbs up for the  Varric and Fenris conversation!  :happy:

[GameBoyish]

[Isabela]Thumbs up? I WIN. [/Isabela]

[Raiil]

There are too many to list.


I have to say, though, that Varric's softness on Merril is sweet, and I love how he rags on everyone else.

[Memodown]

Javaris in act 2 after you kill all his guards:
"Hire cheap guards, Hawke kills them. Hire good guards, Hawke kills them."

[MKDAWUSS]

Sandal's Fort Drakon punchline.