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Would you kill darkspawn babies?


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Maria Caliban

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Your party is in the Deep Roads and has finished killing a giant broodmother. As her mass sinks to the ground, you loot her corpse only to find a dozen darkspawn babies.

What do you do?!

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Rattleface

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I KILL THEM ALL

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Mystranna Kelteel

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I'd give them to the chantry.

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The Angry One

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Kick the Can.

Only with babies.

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Serogon

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Well, we don't actually know what they're like. Or if they even HAVE babies (i.e, they come out fully grown). But if they're like our babies... gotta kill them. They'll just grow up to be more darkspawn that'll need to be killed anyway, it's practically a mercy killing.

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Reiella

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Real baby back ribs.

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GhoXen

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I don't think there are darkspawn babies. They simply born out of the brood mother as they are. Oh yes, they don't have souls.

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KnightofPhoenix

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Slaughter them of course.

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Rattleface

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GhoXen wrote...

I don't think there are darkspawn babies. They simply born out of the brood mother as they are. Oh yes, they don't have souls.

Really?  Since when?

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Maria Caliban

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Mystranna Kelteel wrote...

I'd give them to the chantry.


For some reason, I imagine your character sitting in a chantry during services, and while they pass along a collection plate, you sneak a darkspawn baby in there.

Serogon wrote...

Or if they even HAVE babies (i.e, they come out fully grown).


Look at the broodmother's chest. She's feeding a damn army with those boobs.

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Skellimancer

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Maria Caliban wrote...

Your party is in the Deep Roads and has finished killing a giant broodmother. As her mass sinks to the ground, you loot her corpse only to find a dozen darkspawn babies.

What do you do?!


Kill them of course.

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DASockDA

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Give them to Dog.

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Krenmu

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Lets see..babies grow up eventually..and its not worth the risk to go through the process of "Domesticating" them..so yea, throw them off a cliff if there is one handy, if not I'd crush their heads and feed them to the dog.

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An interesting morality question. Leaving them isn't an option because they'd either be found by darkspawn and raised to be the same twisted evil the Grey Wardens are sworn to fight or they would starve to death or fall victim to other twisted things in the Deep Roads. I think a quick, clean death is the only humane option.

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Maria Caliban wrote...

Your party is in the Deep Roads and has finished killing a giant broodmother. As her mass sinks to the ground, you loot her corpse only to find a dozen darkspawn babies.

What do you do?!


They'd be following Caridin and the Anvil of the Void into the nearby handy dandy lava pool.

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KnightofPhoenix

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Sengure wrote...

Maria Caliban wrote...

Your party is in the Deep Roads and has finished killing a giant broodmother. As her mass sinks to the ground, you loot her corpse only to find a dozen darkspawn babies.

What do you do?!


They'd be following Caridin and the Anvil of the Void into the nearby handy dandy lava pool.


Hmmm, or making an army of golems out of them!

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Krenmu wrote...

Lets see..babies grow up eventually..and its not worth the risk to go through the process of "Domesticating" them..so yea, throw them off a cliff if there is one handy, if not I'd crush their heads and feed them to the dog.



Hmmm....not a bad idea, this would mean doggie is a Grey Warden, if of course he survives.

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Set them on fire of course. Watch them pop


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Isaantia

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Isn't that orphanage in the alienage empty? ;D

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chiliztri

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Throw 'em in a nearby Dwarven dumpster.

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Pathalone

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The only good darkspawn is a dead darkspawn.

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LaztRezort

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I think the proper Grey Warden thing to do would be to kill them.



I, however, would have loftier goals. I would donate them to the nearest Circle of Magi so they could use them for stem cell research ;)

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The Angry One

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Pft, knowing the Circle we'd end up with an army of super darkspawnbominations to deal with.

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Ravenshrike

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I don't think I've ever seen darkspawn and demons cooperating in DA.

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Tonya777

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Thats like asking "Do you kill baby roaches?" OF COURSE because you know they will grow up and be nuissances