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[KnightofPhoenix]

Aaahh, it's so refreshing seeing us reveal our sadistic natures x)

Unfortunately our arguments have been used to justify killing human infants in our history

[Leyla87]

Would dead baby jokes be as horrible if they were Darkspawn dead baby jokes?



I think not. =P

[DM Veil]

Set the aflame and watch them burn. I find nothing innocent about darkspawn babies.

[The Angry One]

Thing is, they ain't human, never were and never will be.

Put them to the torch, and bring their cold ashes with a glass of red wine!

[Zachriel]

I believe it's mentioned somewhere in the game - a codex entry, or a dialogue with someone, I don't remember which it was - that the darkspawn have a collective conciousness. A "hive mind." Each darkspawn may be capable of thinking for itself, but they are all driven by will the of the Archdemon.



Thus, there is no innocence amongst the darkspawn. From the moment of birth they are twisted beings who only wish to kill and corrupt all other forms of life. There is no possibility of redemption. There can be no mercy. The only way to deal with any darkspawn, infant or otherwise, is to kill it.

[KnightofPhoenix]

The Angry One wrote...

Thing is, they ain't human, never were and never will be.
Put them to the torch, and bring their cold ashes with a glass of red wine!

So can I do the same to elves and dwarves? Pwease?

[Devlen12]

Maria Caliban wrote...


Look at the broodmother's chest. She's feeding a damn army with those boobs.

............eww...........

[Kyrellic]

They're soulless future-blight fodder. They die.

[The Angry One]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

The Angry One wrote...

Thing is, they ain't human, never were and never will be.
Put them to the torch, and bring their cold ashes with a glass of red wine!

So can I do the same to elves and dwarves? Pwease?

*stabs*
No!

[KnightofPhoenix]

The Angry One wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

The Angry One wrote...

Thing is, they ain't human, never were and never will be.
Put them to the torch, and bring their cold ashes with a glass of red wine!

So can I do the same to elves and dwarves? Pwease?

*stabs*
No!

You're no fun. Fine, I will kill my hound's babies then...

[MBirkhofer]

Tonya777 wrote...

Thats like asking "Do you kill baby roaches?" OF COURSE because you know they will grow up and be nuissances

I was going to say snakes.    Roaches may be Icky, but not really omg kill it!  Or spiders.

Of COURSE you would kill baby spiders or snakes.

Well, some snakes are good.  Lets say baby rattlesnakes, in your house. Kill first, ask questions later.

[MBirkhofer]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

The Angry One wrote...

Thing is, they ain't human, never were and never will be.
Put them to the torch, and bring their cold ashes with a glass of red wine!

So can I do the same to elves and dwarves? Pwease?

Dwarves are doing just fine killing themselves without your help.

[Maria Caliban]

MBirkhofer wrote...

Of COURSE you would kill baby spiders or snakes.

The last time I found a baby spider, I made a pet out of it. Nor have I ever killed a baby snake. I've only killed one spider on purpose and that was only after I made sure it was a black widow.

Edit: That's not true. People ask me to kill various things for them all the time, though I usually prefer to catch and release.

Modifié par Maria Caliban, 16 novembre 2009 - 03:29 .

[Pretorian]

I'd finally have a nice cooked meal for a change.

[andysdead]

i would pluck out their infantile large eyes, feast on their tender vittles, and hang their corpses from bridges all over Ferelden.

[Seagloom]

Gah... black widows. I'm terrified of spiders. Just reading about them almost barred me from posting. Almost.

In any case, I'd leave them to fend for themselves. Perhaps the darkspawn babies would die from starvation or at the claws of some nastier beast lurking about. Perhaps they would miraculously survive their formative years. Who knows. Bottom line is killing infants doesn't sit well with me, even monstrous infants that will grow into a murderous human eating menace. I wouldn't rescue them, but I wouldn't kill them either.

I suppose darkspawn are closer to innately evil than say, goblins, which is how this question has usually been posed to me in the past, but still...

Modifié par Seagloom, 16 novembre 2009 - 03:30 .

[Pretorian]

Could you not care for them, making them into 'good' darkspawn?

[vyvexthorne]

Start an orphanage and let people adopt them... spreading the blight around the land in a totally unique and interesting way.

Start a rehabilitation school for orphaned darkspawn and see if you can change their behaviors through teaching.

Raise the dark spawn as chefs and open a trendy darkspawn themed restaurant.

Leave them on the Chantery door step with a funny note.

Freeze them and start up your new company.. darkspawn on a stick

Why did the peasants invite the darkspawn to the cookout?.... So they could light it and toast their marshmallows.

I've now confused darkspawn with dead baby jokes.

[LaztRezort]

I wonder if any dwarves ever tried cross breeding them with nugs -- creating a super-race of nugspawn that could be used as an elite fighting force -- then eat them after the war is over.

[KnightofPhoenix]

vyvexthorne wrote...
Raise the dark spawn as chefs and open a trendy darkspawn themed restaurant

Blight's Kitchen, with a special of acidic raw bronto rib meat, with Ogre horns and teeth as decoration. Sounds delicious. Complete with a darkspawn blood drinking contest! Whoever doesn't die wins a prize.

[Garagnoir]

Are you kidding?! You call yourselves Grey Wardons and you've never made Darkspawn kabobs? They don't stay fresh long so you gotta hope there's a fire pit near by. You gotta gut em then squeeze em out good and then soak em in lime juice before you poke a stick in em. And you have to, and I can't stress this enough, cook them thoroughly before you feed them to Ruck. Poor guy has suffered enough.

[Wintermist]

Make them drink their own blood and you've got a Grey Warden army in the making

[Profane69]

If there were darkspawn babies all players would be trying to complete the babykilling achievement. I would go for inferno and cleanse the place with fire! Reminds me of District 9 where they are killing the prawn eggs.... pop pop pop just like popcorn.

[KnightofPhoenix]

Profane69 wrote...

If there were darkspawn babies all players would be trying to complete the babykilling achievement. I would go for inferno and cleanse the place with fire! Reminds me of District 9 where they are killing the prawn eggs.... pop pop pop just like popcorn.

That scene was actually evil. My jaw dropped. Very powerful, disturbing scene. Props for it.

[obbob]

lol the nugspawn comment was funny



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