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#51
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Sandal: Enchantment?

PC: You're surrounded by darkspawn corpses! What happened here?

Sandal: Enchantment!



What makes the moment pure gold--the funniest in the game--is that it takes you to the enchanting screen.

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foil- wrote...

Oghren's are generally my favorites.  I keep him in my party for his banter.  The best one with him so far for me is when he chats up Alistaire about polishing his weapon to releave stress.  And he likes to do it in public.

What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?

I was rolling.


Oh yes. That pike-wrengler thingie. I giggled for almost an hour. Image IPB And I had to stop cooking when I burst into tears again almost two hours later.

Party chats are great in general and every single one of them is acted brilliantly. I also love conversations between Wynne and Allistair - I am playing as a female romancing Allistair.

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I decided to do the Right of Annulment for the Circle of Magi, just to spice things up. We got into a fight with Wynne and Alistair was upset that we were going to let the children die. Wynne then goes into battle mode and the kids flee. Alistair promptly beheads Wynne right in front of the running kiddies. I lol'ed for a good while knowing that she could've been sewing up his shirts if only things had been different.

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the one with oghren and alistair about polishing his sword all in the open was funny

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Current favourite is between Zevran, Morrigan and Alistair - mainly because it is the only one I've encountered with all 3 companions involved in banter.




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My funniest moment was in the Elven Alienage where I gave beggar money. Next time there is 3 beggars saying they are orphons and sick etc. and i give them more money. After that there is army of beggars asking money from me when I next time go there.

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taffetta wrote...

Current favourite is between Zevran, Morrigan and Alistair - mainly because it is the only one I've encountered with all 3 companions involved in banter.


I've had Oghren and Morrigan both ripping on dog. Poor thing.

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Not my own recording, but on my first playthrough this was the first one where I fell out of the chair. My wife was not happy about it :)

oh, and the one where Shale threatens Dog if he decides to urinate on her again.
Shale is another companion that really worth taking with you. For these little banters and side comments

Modifié par hawat333, 27 novembre 2009 - 12:41 .


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hero 2 wrote...

"I've got this nefarious plan to go around to each of them and secretly tell them all of the nasty things you said. That way they'll mutiny and I shall become the group leader (laughs)."

Yes.
And the one in my sig, with Wynne and her Griffon story.

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One of the funniest moments in the game for me was..



Alistair: "All right, all right.. I get it. Just so you know, if the King asks me to put on a dress and dance the Remigold, I'm drawing the line. Darkspawn or no."

PC: "I don't know, that could be a pretty good distraction"

Alistair: "What? Me shimmying down the Darkspawn line? We could kill them off while they're rolling around laughing.



or.. PC: "I think I'd like to see that."

Alistair: "For you, maybe. But it has to be a pretty dress."



and then Duncan's resigned sigh afterwords, that had me in stitches, as if he were saying "Maker's Breath, now I have two of them."



There's a particular gem between Zevran and Wynne that I adore, but it's spoilery. Suffice to say it is brilliant and Jon Curry apparently knows how to moan quite well. *gigglesnort*

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Sten talking to Gar (Mubari wardog) while walking through the forest.



Dog: Whine

Sten: "OK, Give me the stick, but this is the last time."

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Oghren talking about Baranka and her lieutenant being so friendly with each other, proceeding to get carried away talking about him thinking about the two entwined in each others arms and then suddenly saying he had to go to his tent right away. That one caught me off guard and the pace and delivery was very funny.




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Lil-Vinny29

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Nobody tried Shale with Zevran..? Some fun moments there.if you didnt..try them, the conversations are hilarious!

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I love the dog and his interactions but my recent favourite has to be 'pigeon crap.'

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Alister and Shale talking about pain. I had to stop playing for a bit because I was laughing so hard I forgot what I was doing.

Not my clip but I found one



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MelpomeneTears

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Alister and Shale talking about pain. I had to stop playing for a bit because I was laughing so hard I forgot what I was doing.

Not my clip but I found one



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Lots of funny moments posted here, some I've encountered myself. Some I haven't

My favorite have to be in Denerim with Alistair.

Alistair "They say you can get anything in Denerim. I once got pickpocketed"

Had me laughing really hard. his delivery is flawless.

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 my favorite moment is definetly when a jarvia thug asks you for the password and you say something like
i forget...wait...its "Die, Scum!"

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Lots of the dialogues between party members, especially ones coming from and directed to Zevran and Alistair.



But today one of my cutscenes bugged out...I had a great bear summoned and was about to leave the Alienage during the final battle. Anyway, it switches to the cutscene where the Archdemon comes and flies around, and your party is making a run for the door. So while they're running, I see that my great bear had bugged out, was running on his two front legs, and his hind legs were on his back. I reloaded my quick save just before the cutscene just to watch it two more times :D

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Not sure if it was because I was tired, but I was laughing myself to tears when Oghren was hitting on Felsi... "Are you sure you're not a baker? Because you got a nice set of buns!"... Aaah :)...

Although, the rhyming tree got me laughing too. Because it wasn't fun, I had been playing for hours, and was about to go to bed when I suddenly got his joke. "Does that mean I'm a poet tree?". So I facepalmed and laughed myself to sleep.

The humour in this game is great. Kinda makes you forget that the world is about to get swallowed up by the blight. Can't be serious all the time, as Alistair says.

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During the foursome with Zevran PC Leliana and Isabella, Funnier than the fact that they all ran off to the pirate ship, is the fact that they left Wynne hanging out by herself at the ****house for a while.

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MelpomeneTears wrote...

Alister and Shale talking about pain. I had to stop playing for a bit because I was laughing so hard I forgot what I was doing.
Not my clip but I found one

Yeah that was very funny. Shale doesn't really understand pain, so Alistair tries to help her out with some... examples. It was priceless... :P

Modifié par Naturalus, 27 novembre 2009 - 09:28 .


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In the deep roads with the dwarf in the party he starts on at Alister about whether or he has got it on with my female Dalish Elf, Raeywn. He starts reeling off all the different names for sex and Alistar being rather inexperienced in that dept doesn't know what he is on about. When you first get Shale and as you leave he steps on the Chicken, and the dog scenes in camp with the various companions.

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Morianne (or whatever that rotten french hag that backstabbed Leliana was called) was whining about how Fereldran smelled of wet dog. Cue me dog doing an idle whine, as if she'd hurt it's feelings. Talk about perfect timing!

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"# Alistair: Just how smart are mabari supposed to be, anyway? Do you think they understand everything we say?

# Dog: (Conversational barking)

# Alistair: Oh, is that so? You could just be listening to the tone of my voice. You could be an utter moron, for all we know.

# Dog: (Angry growl)

# Alistair: Hey, now. There's nothing saying that a moron can't be cute and adorable. Who's the cute and adorable puppy?

# Dog: (Happy Barking)

# Alistair: Ignorance is bliss, isn't it? That's what the Chantry kept telling me, anyhow"



--Haha, how he said that 'who's the cute and adorable puppy' in that typical baby-dog talk, brilliant xD