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[hero 2]

leonia42 wrote...

hero 2 wrote...

"I've got this nefarious plan to go around to each of them and secretly tell them all of the nasty things you said. That way they'll mutiny and I shall become the group leader (laughs)."

Oh who says that? 

Al

[Recidiva]

Shale:



Connor: "You're starting to bore me!"

Shale: "Oh, and here I thought I was the only one."



Alistair: I get it, I get it. Just so you know, if the King ever asks me to put on a dress and dance the Remigold, I'm drawing the line, darkspawn or no.

Me: I think I'd like to see that.

Alistair: For you, maybe. But it would have to be a pretty dress.



Shale: Will SOMEBODY please kill SOMEBODY.



Sten at the Urn: Congratulations. You've found a dust bin.



Oghren: Aye, sure. Why not?

Wynne: Pardon?

Oghren: Oh, I'd give you a roll. Why not?

Wynne: A "roll?"

Oghren: Aye. Any time. Preferably in the dark.

Wynne: I suppose I should be flattered.

Oghren: I'm not sure I have the equipment for that, but sure, whatever gets you working.



Oghren: So. With the boss, aye?

Alistair: Pardon?

Oghren: You and the boss. Rolling your oats.

Alistair: I don't know--

Oghren: Polishing the footstones.

Alistair: --what you're--

Oghren: Tapping the midnight still, if you will.

Alistair: what are you going on about?

Oghren: Forging the moaning statue. Bucking the forbidden horse. Donning the velvet hat.

Alistair: Are you just making these up right now?

Oghren: Nope. Been saving 'em.

[hero 2]

Oghren propositions you...



You, "I'm a man!"



Oghren, "Nobody's perfect"



Sound familiar?

[Recidiva]

Sten after the epilogue, his bubble text after you finish talking to him:



"Where is the cake? I was told there would be cake. The cake is a lie."

[foil-]

hero 2 wrote...

Oghren propositions you...

You, "I'm a man!"

Oghren, "Nobody's perfect"

Sound familiar?

That's hillarious.  Good memory pulling out that oldie.

[Racca12]

 So I had just escaped from Fort Drakon dressed as guards. Upon arriving at Arl Eamon's estate, we are returned to our normal clothing. I go in to speak to the Arl and the topic of whether Alistair should be king, or if we should support the queen. I mention that Alistair could marry the queen, and all of the sudden, Alistair jumps into the conversation. 

And he was stark naked but for his undies. He's blathering on, about how he should get a say, wondering why people don't respect him, and he's standing there in his tightie whities before the Arl and myself. 

I haven't laughed out loud at anything in the game thus far. I've been amused by much, but this made me laugh. I'm assuming it was due to the fact that the armor he had been wearing was equipped because of some equipment manipulation with stats, and when it was removed, he did not meet the stat requirements to re-equip them. 

But despite this, it was a perfect comedic moment, and fit well with Alistair's aloof character. Good times. 

[Tequila Man]

You can get Fergus' son to say "... and my sword of TRUTHINESS!"



/Colbert Nation.



I laughed all day.

[JRCHOharry]

Kissing Bella in the Redcliffe Tavern. Fricking hilarious.

[Gimmemocha]

Oh, I also always laugh when you do the mage tower thing, and the guard opens the giant door to let you in. Your party crosses the door jamb, the Templar guard closes the door, then shakes his head a little. You can just hear him thinking, "Idiots."

[OneBadAssMother]

Bella? You mean this scene? At 2:00 ->

Heh, the tavern folk have the most priceless look on their face!

After picking up Shale:

Totally unexpected lol

Modifié par OneBadAssMother, 09 décembre 2009 - 08:10 .

[KilrB]

I entered Redcliffe and found it overrun with darkspawn.



Switched to my ranged weapon ... no change, sword still there.



Hmmm ...



OK, draw weapon ...



PC draws sword LEFT-HANDED and proceeds to nock and fire arrows.



One-shot kills on any white-named enemy short of an Ogre, with no archery skills.



Was entertaining until my next "save game" which cured whatever caused it.

[DarthMael]

Whatever fun other companions can give, Shale is the best in it. Her "Lets go squash something soft" is pure win - and that's the smallest of her puns. Reminds me of HK-47 from KOTOR.
Her greatest line I think is right before the battle with the Archdemon:
Shale: "I'm still sure you will fail.Not that I care or anything...  Just don't let the Archdemon swallow you whole! Think of what may happen then - it can go flying around and decide to relieve itself... And with my luck, everything will land on my head, I'm sure." I was literally under the table after this one.

Modifié par DarthMael, 11 décembre 2009 - 03:00 .

[Robotdragonfly]

I'm not sure if it was just good timing, but...



Alistair just levelled up, and Shale promptly says:

"We're still doomed, just so you know."



Had me giggling, especially considering who it was who had levelled for her to say that.

[Mithrildream]

Surprise me.

[Ragoo]

Sten and The Templar at Calenhad docks.

Sten gets tried of his guff and gives him some cookies and when you ask him where he got those from he says he stole them from a fat kid in lothering.

[I ReVaNChisT I]

shales comments about "the birds" especially the one about them being more evil than darkspawn.

i completly agree with him!

[Emerald Rift]

Zevran: Hello my stocky little friend!
Oghren: Huh. You got small breasts for a gal
Zevran: Ah. This is where we begin the typical dwarven/elven rivalry, is it?
Oghren: Nahhh. 

Modifié par Stamina Rose, 11 décembre 2009 - 08:20 .

[outcast_king]

Leliana: The stars are out

PC: So? Go help Alistair with supper

[Draconis6666]

Zevran: Do you remember me?



Loghain: You seem... familiar



Zevran: You hired me to kill the grey wardens



Loghain: ah yes now I remember you



Zevran: I just wanted to let you know that I failed



Loghain: Thank you for informing me....

[xsgenefuzz]

KilrB wrote...

I entered Redcliffe and found it overrun with darkspawn.

Switched to my ranged weapon ... no change, sword still there.

Hmmm ...

OK, draw weapon ...

PC draws sword LEFT-HANDED and proceeds to nock and fire arrows.

Yeah, this is a glitch.  The weapon skin gets "stuck" somehow.  My PC was running around for a while using a bow as a sword and a quiver of arrows as a shield.  Nothing like felling an ogre by bashing him over the head with an Antivan Longow.  Pretty funny.

[Skellimancer]

When fighting Zathrian his AI bugged out when i defeated him.



He became neutral but still attacked the werewolves. was very strange to watch.

[I Valente I]

The first time I fought the ogre at the Tower of Ishal. The ogre had wiped the rest of my party and had come stomping over to my elven rogue, and had knocked his health down to a little less than a quarter, and then picked him up to do the bash move. Well my PC's health had just triggered him to say "I could use some help..." right before the ogre smashed his face in and the death screen loaded. I was laughing for a while. The timing was absolutely perfect, I don't think he even finished saying the line before the ogre killed him.

[T-Kay]

Funniest moments are througout the game. Just watch women walk. Hillarious.

[Originsmaster]

These are the funniest moments lol just watch them:

[Sandtigress]

Ha, awesome glitch. I just talked to Irving about allowing Dagna to study at the Mage Circle, but I haven't gone back to Orzammar yet to tell her the news. Apparently she got impatient and followed me to the Tower, because here she is in the dorms, as if I had completed the quest, but she's asking me what Irving said. Well, gee, if you were going to go all this way, why didn't you just ask him yourself?!