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EffectsofOpium

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So whats the deal Bioware with the lack of getting it on with th dwarf?! Varric maybe 3 and a half feet tall but hes not bad looking and hes the only character who isn't a nob. I mean Sebastian is too religious, Fenrris is emo, Andres is crazy and I don't want to be a lesbian. So please please make a patch or exspansion that will allow me to make sweet love with the dwarf.

Thank You.
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Maelora

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EffectsofOpium wrote...
I don't want to be a lesbian


You know that's not true.

Stop lying to yourself.

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Guest_Autolycus_*

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Everyone wants to be lesbian :P

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Maelora

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Autolycus wrote...
Everyone wants to be lesbian :P


Hee hee, you're stalking me, Autolycus!  But that's okay, you're very cool.  I loved X:WP. 

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EffectsofOpium

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Well its looking like I'm going to have to be a lesbian considering the rest of these guys suck :P

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MasterSamson88

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Varric only has one love. It's a sweet tender love for Bianca.

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Maelora

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Only kidding, EoO!

I agree Varric romance would have been awesome. I would have even played a male Hawke to ge some of that furry chest.

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staindgrey

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I was content with the bromance my Hawke shared with him. Even though she wasn't a "bro". Not everyone needs to be a LI, IMO.

Which actually kinda bothered me. Why is everyone bisexual, exactly? I mean, yay LBGT community and all, but it kinda cheapens the experience when I can flirt with everything that walks.

Besides Varric. lol

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I like that everyone was bisexual. It gives me, as a queer gamer, a chance to pick whoever I want instead of constantly having to deal with heterosexual-only options.

That said, oh Varric. :{ I wish you were an LI.

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kimprobable

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I seriously think they just didn't want to do awkward kissy animations. xP

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ConstantCupcake

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Hey, I'm totally romancing Varric in my game. Not officialy or anything, but I'm constantly rewriting dialouge in my mind to make it so in my demented little world Varric and I are having an epic romance. :bandit:

Sometimes denial can be useful.

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GameBoyish

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Stop freaking out! Just relax and if you wanna, join us at the Varric thread...

http://social.biowar...index/6053777/1

You can drown your tears with awesome fanart... We have a fanclub on DeviantArt as well.

Nice to see lots of people enjoy Varric ^^ Mary Kirby did a great job... And imho I like very lighthearted-ish romances. Non of the guys do for me, but the girls are fine.

Varric for DA3 anyone..?

Anybody can tell me how he reacts to the flirt option..?

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Sinophile

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My dwarf in DA:O had no trouble romancing Morrigan, Leliana, Zevran, and Gheyna(Dalish elf in the wilds). Thus, I don't know why Varric couldn't be a romance option, aside from the possibility that very few would actually want to romance him. I'd romance him with my male mage just for the lulz. 

staindgrey wrote...

Which actually kinda bothered me. Why is everyone bisexual, exactly? I mean, yay LBGT community and all, but it kinda cheapens the experience when I can flirt with everything that walks.

Besides Varric. lol


I like to play female characters but also like to romance the ladies. I had installed mods that allowed my female character to romance Elanee in NWN2. Although I tend to play male characters more now that I am older, I am speculating that they added a bi-sexual option so that you at least had the option. 
   To me, it doesn't ruin the roleplaying experience at all. You can flirt with anything that walks, but you may choose not to. 

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MasterSamson88 wrote...

Varric only has one love. It's a sweet tender love for Bianca.


well Bianca later on in the game has 4 "rune slots" wink wink nudge nudge

while the rest of the females only have 3 "rune slots"... 

Bianca for the win!!!

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I'll admit it, any time his chest is in view during a cutscene I can't stop staring. But short npc's get no love.

As it should be.  :devil:
 

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Aeowyn

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I just flirted with him...

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chelseaisthepan

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I flirted with him any chance I got.

But was sadly overshadowed by Bianca. :(

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Melissa Russell

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EffectsofOpium wrote...

...I don't want to be a lesbian. So please please make a patch or exspansion that will allow me to make sweet love with the dwarf.


I romanced Isabella and -still- want Varric.

PLEEEAAAAASSSEEE BIOWARE.

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MsKehoe

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I remember flirting with him once with my Hawke and he said I was too high-maintenance for him. XD Alas, Varric...alas...

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Squeezit

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there's only 1 interesting girl.
merril can be cute at times, but overall she's kind of annoying.

my only complaint about Isabella is that she's a ****, otherwise she's cool

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 Because they're icky, duh!

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Thiefy

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were there any flirt options with varric? i didn't see any though i did see some with aveline which was weird...

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Reichiru

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Considering he was the least insane of all the characters it might have made for an interesting romance. And that chest is so manly.

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Thief-of-Hearts wrote...

were there any flirt options with varric? i didn't see any though i did see some with aveline which was weird...


As far as flirting with non-romanceable npc's, I only saw them with Aveline too, although when I romanced Anders there was a point when Varric was like, "Listen, I noticed you've been getting pretty close with Anders." and the sarcastic option was, "Are you jealous?" but I picked the noble options during that scene which basically led to Varric saying he wasn't sure if getting involved with a possessed mage was a good idea, and I told him "Trust me Varric, I know what I'm doing."

Modifié par Fidget6, 13 mars 2011 - 11:11 .


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Autolycus wrote...

Everyone wants to be lesbian :P


Yeah!
Like Isabella said it: 'Men are only good at one thing. Women are good for six' :P