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#76
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Varric was a Love Interest in early builds. They have to cut it because they needed to test the other options and the QA picketed at the notion of not romancing the dorf given the chance. So they took the chance away.
I very much doubt that given the chance of getting the funny, smart, charming trustworthy and handsome chest haired loving machine, anyone in this planet would target another option. Yes, ever heterosexual overmacho guys would hump Varric, hoping that something of him rubbed onto them.

Modifié par Xewaka, 07 avril 2011 - 10:53 .


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MelfinaofOutlawStar

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It's a shame the only male that's not full of teen angst has a crossbow complex.

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MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...
It's a shame the only male that's not full of teen angst has a crossbow complex.

Can't blame him though. Bianca is a beauty.

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Maybe cause Bioware doesn't want to see men paired with Varric?

They like giving people the option of being gay in their games (regardless of the character).

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Chiramu wrote...

Maybe cause Bioware doesn't want to see men paired with Varric?

They like giving people the option of being gay in their games (regardless of the character).



I really can't see Varric being gay. *tries* Nope. Still don't see it.

I think Varric loves Hawke in a more...hmm...platonic sense? And the other way around. It's like one of those romances where they say: "Yes, I love you, but all I can really give you is friendship." If...that makes sense. I honestly think Varric is in mourning for a girl he may have loved - hence his quirky "love" for a crossbow. Something is holding him back. I would have romanced him in one playthrough, and Anders in the other. Maybe DA3? At least that's what I hope. Varric and...and Loghain.:D

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Chiramu wrote...
Maybe cause Bioware doesn't want to see men paired with Varric?
They like giving people the option of being gay in their games (regardless of the character).

Morrigan and Alistair were strictly heterosexual. No love interest in Baldur's Gate 2 was homosexual or bisexual. IIRC, in Jade Empire, Dawn Star was heterosexual. Hell, in Dragon Age 2 Choir Boy is heterosexual only. So Varric as heterosexual wouldn't be that rare.

Modifié par Xewaka, 08 avril 2011 - 02:37 .


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phantomdragoness wrote...

I honestly think Varric is in mourning for a girl he may have loved - hence his quirky "love" for a crossbow. Something is holding him back.


This rings true to me, too, especially because of what he says to Merrill "there was a girl and I made a promise..." But that isn't going to stop me from seeking out fanfic that moves past friendship into love interest territory. There are some really well written Varric/FemHawke ones out there so far, especially on the Dragon Age Kink Meme.

I would love it if it turned out in DA3 that Varric was not telling the whole truth to Cassandra about his role in Hawke's personal life, though once you start to go down that route, possibly everything is up for grabs... possibly. I'm pretty happy to keep it all in my imagination so as not to be brutally disppointed a few years from now if it turns out we still can't have him in game.

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Why must everyone ruin a good old fashioned bro-mance with romance? Leave Varric alone. I enjoy his 'bro-ness" and I don't want it ruined by getting to make out with him!

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Heidenreich wrote...

Why must everyone ruin a good old fashioned bro-mance with romance? Leave Varric alone. I enjoy his 'bro-ness" and I don't want it ruined by getting to make out with him!


Probably because we are all different humans with different opinions and some of us think a romance would enhance, rather than detract from, the Varric relationship. It's not as if there is a measureable standard for "ruining." We're in subjective territory here, methinks.

Modifié par sweetie, 08 avril 2011 - 04:25 .


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I personally enjoy the loving friendship between them, but I can't help it if my fangirl mind goes elsewhere. XD

At first I didn't want to romance Varric, but then I played the game and he's just too much of a sweet-heart to pass up. Most of the time I wanted to give him big hugs and kisses.

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 Varric won my heart the moment he man-handled that thief to get my coin purse back.

Varric: "How do you do? The name's Varric Tethras." *twirls arrow*
Hawke:  :o <3

I wish he was a romance option, but he's awesome nonetheless. Maybe in Dragon Age 3 our prayers will be answered. 

Modifié par ohmyashlee, 10 avril 2011 - 06:53 .


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Heidenreich wrote...

Why must everyone ruin a good old fashioned bro-mance with romance? Leave Varric alone. I enjoy his 'bro-ness" and I don't want it ruined by getting to make out with him!

It would ruin it for you if it's optional, as romances always are?  Do tell.

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Heidenreich wrote...

Why must everyone ruin a good old fashioned bro-mance with romance? Leave Varric alone. I enjoy his 'bro-ness" and I don't want it ruined by getting to make out with him!


Because the game will force that upon you? :?

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I dunno, with all that virility, it could be that a Varric romance would consist of the dwarf grabbing Hawke and ripping her clothes off, throwing her down on his geometrically patterned bed and...

*sigh* Do want!

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Reichiru wrote...

Considering he was the least insane of all the characters it might have made for an interesting romance. And that chest is so manly.


Yes, the chest issss manly. I would seduce him in a heartbeat. But then I'd still giggle whenever I got him to pick locks and disarm traps.... he's so cute when he runs.<3

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just mod him to be Fenris and make love to the hairy dwarf!

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MelfinaofOutlawStar

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Tell me Mr. Tethras, do you always sleep with a crossbow under your pillow?

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sweetie wrote...

phantomdragoness wrote...

I honestly think Varric is in mourning for a girl he may have loved - hence his quirky "love" for a crossbow. Something is holding him back.


This rings true to me, too, especially because of what he says to Merrill "there was a girl and I made a promise..." But that isn't going to stop me from seeking out fanfic that moves past friendship into love interest territory. There are some really well written Varric/FemHawke ones out there so far, especially on the Dragon Age Kink Meme.

I would love it if it turned out in DA3 that Varric was not telling the whole truth to Cassandra about his role in Hawke's personal life, though once you start to go down that route, possibly everything is up for grabs... possibly. I'm pretty happy to keep it all in my imagination so as not to be brutally disppointed a few years from now if it turns out we still can't have him in game.


This could be a theory...I like it. An while I am an unrepentant, crazy Fen-Girl; if someone offered me the chance to give Choir Boy's LI status to Varric, it'd be done in a heartbeat.Image IPB There!

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ohmyashlee wrote...

 Varric won my heart the moment he man-handled that thief to get my coin purse back.

Varric: "How do you do? The name's Varric Tethras." *twirls arrow*
Hawke:  :o <3

I wish he was a romance option, but he's awesome nonetheless. Maybe in Dragon Age 3 our prayers will be answered. 


I KNOW, right? My Hawke shoudl've been head over freaking heels. But oh well, got to love the bromance nonetheless.

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theskywalker wrote...

I KNOW, right? My Hawke shoudl've been head over freaking heels. But oh well, got to love the bromance nonetheless.


Yup. The charisma. The chest hair. The...VARRIC-ness. He's just great.

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Ever since I got the idea in my head, I don't want anyone else.
First-time DA2 player, here.
If Varric isn't a romance, I think I'll go it alone, thanks.

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staindgrey wrote...

I was content with the bromance my Hawke shared with him. Even though she wasn't a "bro". Not everyone needs to be a LI, IMO.

Which actually kinda bothered me. Why is everyone bisexual, exactly? I mean, yay LBGT community and all, but it kinda cheapens the experience when I can flirt with everything that walks.

Besides Varric. lol


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Remember the Silent Sisters, who cut out their tongues in honor of a legendary female warrior whose tongue was cut out? Varric is part of a monastic rogue order known as the Loveless Ones, and they shoot off... well... they... ahem... do something in honor of the legendary rogue who accidentally shot off... well... had something happen that made him Loveless.

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Abispa wrote...

Remember the Silent Sisters, who cut out their tongues in honor of a legendary female warrior whose tongue was cut out? Varric is part of a monastic rogue order known as the Loveless Ones, and they shoot off... well... they... ahem... do something in honor of the legendary rogue who accidentally shot off... well... had something happen that made him Loveless.

Well, Varric still gets to keep his tongue. So it's all fine.

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well... i think i kind of see why this thread died so abruptly... still, i'm finding i need a place to voice my chagrin that varric wasn't an li. (wonder if he'll be in 'inquisition'?) poor hawke. it all seemed to come down to 'which flavor of crazy' s'he'd choose, regardless of the situation. s'he could have used someone sweet and stable, (like varric, or, say---aveline!) but it just wasn't to be.