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At the precise moment I cannot work out why this came deserves an 18 rating. The blood and gore is no worse than in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I think what people are objecting to is the fact that it is an obvious cop-out job done pretty badly. Must be an American thing, are your ratings different over there ? Even The Witcher was censored for ages for the American market, no-one knew why as it was an 18-rated game. Just look at what is available in 18-rated movies, are games judged by a different standard then ?


Apparantly so.

Because regulatory bodies cannot move past NES days and the general populous still think that video games are toys for children.

/shrug

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Did someone say "conservative" and "press" in the same sentence? In what country?

Try 'Cravenly PC Press' and I'll bite; But conservative? Not likely.

Um...Fox News?  Did you completely miss when they claimed several times on the air that Mass Effect was, literally,  interactive pornography?  Then when they were corrected by a rep from the publisher they refused to air the correction, but rather invited the publisher to send someone to appear on the show to be browbeaten by some alarmist "journalist?" 



Also, Fox News isn't conservative?  They're the (practically official) mouthpiece of the Neo-Conservative movement.  I thought this was common knowledge.

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Crawling_Chaos wrote...

IAGTTBleed wrote...

Only teenagers or immature adults give a crap about nudity...

I don't buy games look at "nude" characters, that would be really sad.


Yet another one to add to the "whoosh" list.



While I agree that CC was being deliberately negative about it, I will say that one can see all of the nudity one wishes on the internet. Do I think that the underwear is a bit silly? Sure. To me, though, it is like when, in a movie, either a stripper is wearing lingerie or a woman sits up in bed and keeps a sheet over her chest even though she clearly has nothing to hide from her partner: it does not actually impact their dialogue or the story and it just is not worth the fuss that some make over it.

I'll download the first nude mod that also improves everybody's skin and body shape. Until then, I can live without seeing the the witch of the wild's celulite.

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Crawling_Chaos wrote...

Spawn305 wrote...

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WOOOOO BOOBIES!!!! The fat people who live in their mothers basements ho cant get a real girl friend want more nude seance.. WAAAA why cant i get a real girl to touch me WAAAA

BOOBIES@!!@!@!@!@

Get real people and shut up. want more sexual content go get a hooker and move out of your mother’s house and actually go outside. There is a world of stuff out side of your computer! Hell go to Google and search for BOOBIES and shut up.


Shouldn't you be trolling the Gaia GD or something?



Nope im here making fun of the people who want to jeark off wile there hero in game gets a little action. WITH NO NIPPLES OMG! 

BOOBIES!@!@!@!@Image IPB


Yeah, Gaia is right over there ---->

You'll fit right in.


So i take it your one of them guys that still live with there rents at age 50. never had a girl friend and dream of the day when you can buy a video game and be able to play the game and touch your self (with out opening IE to search for porn) when ever your hero in the game gets some action.

WTB more boobies. Image IPB

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i am simply amazed this even matters to people. its a video game. i mean really.



does romancing a static npc in a video game really affect your life so much that you are crushed without seeing her virtual bobbies and vag?



people never cease to amaze me.

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How about it's absolutely ridiculous when you have them in grind/bump mode, thrusting, and kama sutra positions (and ACTUALLY HAVE A PORNOGRAPHY CAMERA ANGLE SHOWING UNDER THE BELT WHILE THEY THRUST/GRIND, except of course it's just underwear) and then you decide to slap on this granny-underwear.

And AGAIN telling people to "go watch porn you pervert."

It's not my fault this game is "A tale of LUST, betrayal, and murder" and that Bioware wasn't gonna "pull any punches."  I'm not the one that decided to make laughably bad romance scenes.  I'm not the one that asked for this game to have an exorbitant amount of sex.

I wanted something tasteful that built upon the culmination of the romantic development, not this crap.

/shrug

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Crawling_Chaos wrote...

CJohnJones wrote...

Crawling_Chaos wrote...

IAGTTBleed wrote...

Only teenagers or immature adults give a crap about nudity...

I don't buy games look at "nude" characters, that would be really sad.


Yet another one to add to the "whoosh" list.



While I agree that CC was being deliberately negative about it, I will say that one can see all of the nudity one wishes on the internet. Do I think that the underwear is a bit silly? Sure. To me, though, it is like when, in a movie, either a stripper is wearing lingerie or a woman sits up in bed and keeps a sheet over her chest even though she clearly has nothing to hide from her partner: it does not actually impact their dialogue or the story and it just is not worth the fuss that some make over it.

I'll download the first nude mod that also improves everybody's skin and body shape. Until then, I can live without seeing the the witch of the wild's celulite.


How about it's absolutely ridiculous when you have them in grind/bump mode, thrusting, and kama sutra positions (and ACTUALLY HAVE A PORNOGRAPHY CAMERA ANGLE SHOWING UNDER THE BELT WHILE THEY THRUST/GRIND, except of course it's just underwear) and then you decide to slap on this granny-underwear.

And AGAIN telling people to "go watch porn you pervert."

It's not my fault this game is "A tale of LUST, betrayal, and murder" and that Bioware wasn't gonna "pull any punches."  I'm not the one that decided to make laughably bad romance scenes.  I'm not the one that asked for this game to have an exorbitant amount of sex.

I wanted something tasteful that built upon the culmination of the romantic development, not this crap.

/shrug



you want to build romantic development... GO GET A ****ING GIRL FRIEND!  you jackass. you are such a waste of life its not even funny. your looking to video games to fill your romantic pleasures. REALLY!  Go make a game based on romantic development and we'll see how many copies you sell. I bet it would be 0 because more people know how to pick up a chick and have a relation ship with them.

you on the other hand only know how to get romantic with your right and left hand. Go otu side try to get a girl friend and i bet you will stop looking to video games to fill your void.

I bet your the creeper on vent, that when a girl pops on you ask for pics of her nude body and are just a complete scuz ball.

I bet you want multi player so you could interact with a guy pretending to be a girl.So you and your girl friend in game can get it on. hell maybe you'll have internet dragon age babies with BOOBIES!@!!@Image IPB

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It never ceases to amaze me that the signifficant portion of the human populace is incapable of understanding what they read, if they can read at all.



To spell it out once more:



The game tries to depict love scenes in a very akward manner by putting thick woolen undies on characters which make them look disproportionate to boot. Either do it properly by things such as fading view into blacks, or by using camera angles to hide sensitive areas. Or, don't do it at all.



That's the point the few people in this thread are trying to say. The mock-up of those scenes make them so much more unnatural and unbelievable while DA:O is a game that tries to hard to create an immersive, believable world with natural characters that come across believable and immersive. That is a huge contradiction there.



Just to say something else, the first time I saw my party nearly naked was during the final part of the Urn of Ashes quest where they had to go naked to get past a certain area. Mind you, there was nothing sexual about that scene. But low and behold. I saw those big woolen low-detail granny undies on them and I spontaneously burst out in laughter, completely destroying the immersion of the quest. I mean, come on now. My character's croch looked like he gobbled down a whole flask of friggin' Viagra in one go, so disproportionate the waist area of the characters were modelled.



Get the point?

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Hurbster wrote...

At the precise moment I cannot work out why this came deserves an 18 rating. The blood and gore is no worse than in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I think what people are objecting to is the fact that it is an obvious cop-out job done pretty badly. Must be an American thing, are your ratings different over there ? Even The Witcher was censored for ages for the American market, no-one knew why as it was an 18-rated game. Just look at what is available in 18-rated movies, are games judged by a different standard then ?


I think Oblivion gave a good showing on the mentality of the ESRB. Originally the game comes out and is given a rating T, a few months later a certain texture is discovered in the files which forces them to go back and review it again and all of a sudden it turns to an M rating game.

It's not that Americans shy away from sex and nudity, it's actually the opposite minus certain areas of the country. Billboards, ad's, commercials, most movies seem like they always have a sex scene for the hell of it, TV shows are slowly getting more adventrious and revealing. Really it's just video games that get hit with the prude stick here, and I think it's because they are still considered "childish in origins and use" despite the fact that 20-30 year olds make up the largets population of gamers so they cater the rating system in that direction. I find it a bit odd that they view it as ok to take a chainsaw and hack a woman to pieces so long as her ****** don't flash in the process.

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I luled at how much attention the underwear sex scenes are getting. : p But I must agree, they are lame.

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11 pages? For this? Really? (I wouldn't bump but it's already up here again.)

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Wow, that fox news clip made me rage. D:<

Can't believe those people are allowed on TV. I think I'm going to go show Mass Effect to a little kid now. Maybe I'll even buy it for him/her.



But seriously...it's not about sex, or jacking off to pixels. It's just aesthetics. Calm down. And stop with the living with their rents at 50 moronic comments. Frankly I always imagined that the clothes came off after the screen went black...but I'll probably get a decent nude mod that improves the bodies when it comes out. Just like it did in Morrowind. It's just..better looking :\\ like improving the graphics. It should happen for both sexes too, but frankly in this game it seems like the women got less attention physcially - except for morrigan >.>.

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Magic Zarim wrote...

It never ceases to amaze me that the signifficant portion of the human populace is incapable of understanding what they read, if they can read at all.

To spell it out once more:

The game tries to depict love scenes in a very akward manner by putting thick woolen undies on characters which make them look disproportionate to boot. Either do it properly by things such as fading view into blacks, or by using camera angles to hide sensitive areas. Or, don't do it at all.

That's the point the few people in this thread are trying to say. The mock-up of those scenes make them so much more unnatural and unbelievable while DA:O is a game that tries to hard to create an immersive, believable world with natural characters that come across believable and immersive. That is a huge contradiction there.

Just to say something else, the first time I saw my party nearly naked was during the final part of the Urn of Ashes quest where they had to go naked to get past a certain area. Mind you, there was nothing sexual about that scene. But low and behold. I saw those big woolen low-detail granny undies on them and I spontaneously burst out in laughter, completely destroying the immersion of the quest. I mean, come on now. My character's croch looked like he gobbled down a whole flask of friggin' Viagra in one go, so disproportionate the waist area of the characters were modelled.

Get the point?



ZOMG!!!! Unnatural sex seances in a video game OMG!@!@!@! i can't believe this thread has really gotten this big. what a waste of time.

PEOPLE GO OUT IN THE REAL WORLD AND GET A GIRL FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Spawn305 wrote...



ZOMG!!!! Unnatural sex seances in a video game OMG!@!@!@! i can't believe this thread has really gotten this big. what a waste of time.

PEOPLE GO OUT IN THE REAL WORLD AND GET A GIRL FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!


Lol. stressed out much? How's your relationship working out? Need a hug?
wanna sooodaa?

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Spawn305 wrote...

Magic Zarim wrote...

It never ceases to amaze me that the signifficant portion of the human populace is incapable of understanding what they read, if they can read at all.

To spell it out once more:

The game tries to depict love scenes in a very akward manner by putting thick woolen undies on characters which make them look disproportionate to boot. Either do it properly by things such as fading view into blacks, or by using camera angles to hide sensitive areas. Or, don't do it at all.

That's the point the few people in this thread are trying to say. The mock-up of those scenes make them so much more unnatural and unbelievable while DA:O is a game that tries to hard to create an immersive, believable world with natural characters that come across believable and immersive. That is a huge contradiction there.

Just to say something else, the first time I saw my party nearly naked was during the final part of the Urn of Ashes quest where they had to go naked to get past a certain area. Mind you, there was nothing sexual about that scene. But low and behold. I saw those big woolen low-detail granny undies on them and I spontaneously burst out in laughter, completely destroying the immersion of the quest. I mean, come on now. My character's croch looked like he gobbled down a whole flask of friggin' Viagra in one go, so disproportionate the waist area of the characters were modelled.

Get the point?



ZOMG!!!! Unnatural sex seances in a video game OMG!@!@!@! i can't believe this thread has really gotten this big. what a waste of time.

PEOPLE GO OUT IN THE REAL WORLD AND GET A GIRL FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!


Considering your style of typing imposed with your rather childish, immature attitude leads me to believe you have yet to find out what your third leg is for ;)

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I'm curious Spawn, if it's a waste of time why do you keep adding fuel to the fire and helping to make the thread bigger and keep it near the top constantly?

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Spawn305 wrote...

Magic Zarim wrote...

It never ceases to amaze me that the signifficant portion of the human populace is incapable of understanding what they read, if they can read at all.

To spell it out once more:

The game tries to depict love scenes in a very akward manner by putting thick woolen undies on characters which make them look disproportionate to boot. Either do it properly by things such as fading view into blacks, or by using camera angles to hide sensitive areas. Or, don't do it at all.

That's the point the few people in this thread are trying to say. The mock-up of those scenes make them so much more unnatural and unbelievable while DA:O is a game that tries to hard to create an immersive, believable world with natural characters that come across believable and immersive. That is a huge contradiction there.

Just to say something else, the first time I saw my party nearly naked was during the final part of the Urn of Ashes quest where they had to go naked to get past a certain area. Mind you, there was nothing sexual about that scene. But low and behold. I saw those big woolen low-detail granny undies on them and I spontaneously burst out in laughter, completely destroying the immersion of the quest. I mean, come on now. My character's croch looked like he gobbled down a whole flask of friggin' Viagra in one go, so disproportionate the waist area of the characters were modelled.

Get the point?



ZOMG!!!! Unnatural sex seances in a video game OMG!@!@!@! i can't believe this thread has really gotten this big. what a waste of time.

PEOPLE GO OUT IN THE REAL WORLD AND GET A GIRL FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!


^This. Underwear don't 'break' your precious Role-Playing, it doesn't hurt anything. Stop b*tching about it. The only reason to REMOVE the underwear is sheer perversion. If you're that desperate I'm sure there's thousands of CG Porn or even real porn for you. I'm a bit biased here since I find all forms of pornography disgusting and offensive but I can honestly say in this situation that there is no need for this. There's enough sexual content to keep the game realistic, don't add any unneccesary so called 'improvements'.

By the way, stop the hypocrisy. Calling people 'children' just because you want more nudity only makes YOU look more childish.

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Leather_Rebel90 wrote...

Spawn305 wrote...

Magic Zarim wrote...

It never ceases to amaze me that the signifficant portion of the human populace is incapable of understanding what they read, if they can read at all.

To spell it out once more:

The game tries to depict love scenes in a very akward manner by putting thick woolen undies on characters which make them look disproportionate to boot. Either do it properly by things such as fading view into blacks, or by using camera angles to hide sensitive areas. Or, don't do it at all.

That's the point the few people in this thread are trying to say. The mock-up of those scenes make them so much more unnatural and unbelievable while DA:O is a game that tries to hard to create an immersive, believable world with natural characters that come across believable and immersive. That is a huge contradiction there.

Just to say something else, the first time I saw my party nearly naked was during the final part of the Urn of Ashes quest where they had to go naked to get past a certain area. Mind you, there was nothing sexual about that scene. But low and behold. I saw those big woolen low-detail granny undies on them and I spontaneously burst out in laughter, completely destroying the immersion of the quest. I mean, come on now. My character's croch looked like he gobbled down a whole flask of friggin' Viagra in one go, so disproportionate the waist area of the characters were modelled.

Get the point?



ZOMG!!!! Unnatural sex seances in a video game OMG!@!@!@! i can't believe this thread has really gotten this big. what a waste of time.

PEOPLE GO OUT IN THE REAL WORLD AND GET A GIRL FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!


^This. Underwear don't 'break' your precious Role-Playing, it doesn't hurt anything. Stop b*tching about it. The only reason to REMOVE the underwear is sheer perversion. If you're that desperate I'm sure there's thousands of CG Porn or even real porn for you. I'm a bit biased here since I find all forms of pornography disgusting and offensive but I can honestly say in this situation that there is no need for this. There's enough sexual content to keep the game realistic, don't add any unneccesary so called 'improvements'.

By the way, stop the hypocrisy. Calling people 'children' just because you want more nudity only makes YOU look more childish.


From your statement I conclude that any love making not done by yourself in your own private bedroom is regarded pornography by you? Ah now I get it. Double standards. The game's love scenes are far from a pornographic context. Did you miss the suggestions "Fade into black" or "Don't depict anything at all" by chance? You know, the reading comprehension that seems sorely lacking with people these days? How are those suggestions a demand for porn as you and so many others are gleefully stating?

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Spawn305 wrote...

ZOMG!!!! Unnatural sex seances in a video game OMG!@!@!@! i can't believe this thread has really gotten this big. what a waste of time.

PEOPLE GO OUT IN THE REAL WORLD AND GET A GIRL FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!

So I take it, you have AIDS?