DA2: Repercussions of ReviewsChris Hoban waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out
of the air. There were trolls in the metacritic. He didn't see them, but had
expected them now for years. His warnings to Chris Priestly were not listenend
to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Chris was bioware engineer for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the
RPGs and he said to dad "I want to be on the RPG daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY TROLLS!"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But
now in the Edemonton base of the Bioware he knew there were trolls. "This
is Chris" the radio crackered. "You must fight the trolls!"
So Chris gotted his plasma keyboard and blew up the reviews.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the trolls.
"I will shoot at him" said the cybertroll and he fired the 0 scores.
John ‘ten’ded at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and
they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the trolls" he shouted
The radio said "No, Chris. You ARE the trolls"
And then Chris was a celebrity.
Modifié par SirShreK, 14 mars 2011 - 11:22 .