1. Why do women pretend they are any less plagued with thoughts of infidelity, lust, and, and doubt than men? Then call a man on it when they 'catch' his eyes wondering. Jeez, I'm handsome but, I don't think I'm the best looking guy in the world (maybe second). Look for gods sake ladys. We understand.
2. Why is it such a big deal to women that men have a 'dark side'? Is it really that bad if I guy manages to make it through life without enduring or inflicting any significant physical or emotional scarring? (I really hate being well adjusted sometimes)
3. Why is 'I don't know.' an unacceptable answer?
LI:

Do these shoes go well with this dress?
Me:

I don't know.
LI:

Silly! Just tell me. *does that sweet sexy chubby inducing girly twirl and pose*
Me:

Sure. *blood has rushed away from brain*
LI:

Sure? Suuuure?! Jeez, Fortlowe! If you don't like it then you could just say it! *storms off*
Me:

But...I...*sigh* I don't know. *balls begin blueing*
4. Why does it seem that the more women a man appears to be invlolved with, the more attractive it appears women seem to find him?