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[Drake Sigar]

MajorStranger wrote...

I'm not the lonely nerd. I'm more the guy in the group that doesn't get the girl. So that makes me the 3,5,7 and sometime 9th wheel.

I heard your heart wrenching plight from across the cosmos, dear Major. Fear not, with just a few easy steps I can make YOU more desirable than Alan Rickman and Antonio Banderas combined!

The most important thing you need to know is that most women get their notion of the ideal relationship entirely from romance movies, and some never grow out of it. Women during their teenage years and early 20s are particularly susceptible and easily coerced into having a three way with a Swedish midget. What we can divulge from watching Twilight, is women get really turned if you act like a complete ****. Take advantage of her daddy issues by being rude and judgmental in every conversation, no matter the subject. Threatening her life on multiple occasions and claiming you’ve killed people can net you some major points. I also recommend you undergo a surgical procedure to remove your eyelids, because women love it when you stare into their eyes for long periods of time.

Modifié par Drake Sigar, 24 mars 2011 - 04:09 .

[Ramirez Wolfen]

I have a question for you ladies (2 actually):

On a scale of 1-10 (10 being greatest), how offensive do you find kitchen jokes?

Also, how do you respond to them?

I'm asking this because I just want to know.

[Captain Jazz]

I find that being a blood mage is the ultimate turn on. I'm not really sure why, there's just something... compelling about them...

[Shirosaki17]

DuckSoup wrote...

Ramirez Wolfen wrote...

I have a question for you ladies (2 actually):

On a scale of 1-10 (10 being greatest), how offensive do you find kitchen jokes?

Also, how do you respond to them?

I'm asking this because I just want to know.

I find them zero offensive and usually I tell Chris to make the damn sammich himself.  Being an ass won't make me cook you dinner so it's an epic FAIL for you. 

I don't know who this Chris is, but he sounds like a saint to put up with that bad attitude of yours.

[Volus Warlord]

1.) If a woman is angry, am I better off trying to calm her down or finding a dark corner to hide in?

2.) Do women generally prefer a few expensive gifts or lots of crappy ones? (Frankly, I'd prefer to get her a few expensive ones, but so many guys get away with giving them complete sh!t!)

3.) Am I better off telling the truth or euphemizing it to protect her feelings? (So far it seems that lying is the way to go in most cases.)

4.) What's a way to tell her she looks good without sounding thoughtless, objectivizing, perverse, or like a complete ****?

5.) What is the best way to disguise my rage when she gets me to the point where I want to kill her? (Figuratively speaking, of course)

6.) What is the best course of action to take when she is grieving over something that I don't care about and is beyond my capacity to change? The only thing I can really do know is be a "grief dummy," and some don't like that.

7.) What is the best way to tell when she is taunting/guilt tripping me into action rather than simply stating facts/opinions?

8.) What is the best way to maintain a relationship with a women I can see <2 times /week?

9.) In what circumstances are it most important to respect her decision making ability?

10.) Is it possible to be supportive while telling her to quit a certain endeavor?

[KenKenpachi]

Volus Warlord wrote...

1.) If a woman is angry, am I better off trying to calm her down or finding a dark corner to hide in?

3.) Am I better off telling the truth or euphemizing it to protect her feelings? (So far it seems that lying is the way to go in most cases.)

5.) What is the best way to disguise my rage when she gets me to the point where I want to kill her? (Figuratively speaking, of course)

Ghahaha Fear, Greed, sorrow....

GIVE IN TO YOUR HATRED STRIKE HER DOWN WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT!  And your Journey to the darkside will be compleat!


I have a question at least for some women, why in the **** do you have so many pairs of shoes, I have only 4, two pairs of shoes, a pair of boots, and a pair of tabi boots. Do they give you power, or is this some like, showing off thing, you know like DAMN THOSE JOHNSONS!!! *Buys a better car* Or do some women really find a need to have so many shoes?

Modifié par KenKenpachi, 24 mars 2011 - 08:27 .

[Monsteroids]

My sister has a ton of shoes. I just wonder how she amassed the collection without much notice. Guess it's the same as the billions of games I have though.

[Volus Warlord]

KenKenpachi wrote...

Volus Warlord wrote...

1.) If a woman is angry, am I better off trying to calm her down or finding a dark corner to hide in?

3.) Am I better off telling the truth or euphemizing it to protect her feelings? (So far it seems that lying is the way to go in most cases.)

5.) What is the best way to disguise my rage when she gets me to the point where I want to kill her? (Figuratively speaking, of course)

Ghahaha Fear, Greed, sorrow....

GIVE IN TO YOUR HATRED STRIKE HER DOWN WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT!  And your Journey to the darkside will be compleat!


I have a question at least for some women, why in the **** do you have so many pairs of shoes, I have only 4, two pairs of shoes, a pair of boots, and a pair of tabi boots. Do they give you power, or is this some like, showing off thing, you know like DAMN THOSE JOHNSONS!!! *Buys a better car* Or do some women really find a need to have so many shoes?

They buy all those shoes, and then they give me crap about my tie collection. Does that happen to you too?

[KenKenpachi]

Nah I don't wear ties, I hate monkey suits. My wife also doesn't have many shoes. I figure the two things we horde are games and books, and you can add bullets to my end, same with martial arts weapons, though she never says anything about those, my wife thinks 1500 rounds is enough...pft.

[smecky-kitteh]

@Ducksoup- so does that mean your a pimp? Do you backhand Chris when he doesn't make your sammich?

A question for the ladies. What kind of sandwich do you like?

[Volus Warlord]

KenKenpachi wrote...

Nah I don't wear ties, I hate monkey suits. My wife also doesn't have many shoes. I figure the two things we horde are games and books, and you can add bullets to my end, same with martial arts weapons, though she never says anything about those, my wife thinks 1500 rounds is enough...pft.

I don't like suits much either, but I don't mind business casual. And I  ma ties. My ties are probably worth more than the rest of my wardrobe.

Just bullets or guns too? I like to go shooting every so often. It's hilarious to see those badasses get neutered by a few clays.

[Karlika]

I for one like turkey sandwiches. Even more so when its Quizno's.

[C9316]

DuckSoup wrote...

Shirosaki17 wrote...

DuckSoup wrote...

Ramirez Wolfen wrote...

I have a question for you ladies (2 actually):

On a scale of 1-10 (10 being greatest), how offensive do you find kitchen jokes?

Also, how do you respond to them?

I'm asking this because I just want to know.

I find them zero offensive and usually I tell Chris to make the damn sammich himself.  Being an ass won't make me cook you dinner so it's an epic FAIL for you. 

I don't know who this Chris is, but he sounds like a saint to put up with that bad attitude of yours.

Chris is mah b*tch. He is also my pet Mabari.

There you go running yo mouth again! Git in teh kitchen!

Edit: On a serious note, how do the ladies feel about dates at restaurants? Doyou think the man should always pay or should both pay half of the check?

Modifié par C9316, 24 mars 2011 - 08:53 .

[Norskatt]

Volus Warlord wrote...

1.) If a woman is angry, am I better off trying to calm her down or finding a dark corner to hide in?
Let her calm down..don't try to help her calm down

2.) Do women generally prefer a few expensive gifts or lots of crappy ones? (Frankly, I'd prefer to get her a few expensive ones, but so many guys get away with giving them complete sh!t!)
Price doesn't matter so long as it is THOUGHTFUL

3.) Am I better off telling the truth or euphemizing it to protect her feelings? (So far it seems that lying is the way to go in most cases.)
Always tell the truth & don't try to sugar-coat anything

4.) What's a way to tell her she looks good without sounding thoughtless, objectivizing, perverse, or like a complete ****?
"You look great" or "You look very pretty (or beautiful) 


5.) What is the best way to disguise my rage when she gets me to the point where I want to kill her? (Figuratively speaking, of course)
calm down first, then try to just talk to her. If she doesn't want to listen then she's probably not the girl for you

6.) What is the best course of action to take when she is grieving over something that I don't care about and is beyond my capacity to change? The only thing I can really do know is be a "grief dummy," and some don't like that.
If you cared about her then it doesn't matter if you understand the grief. You should be supportive no matter what. You must understand that just because you don't care about it doesn't mean her emotions and/or feelings aren't real.

7.) What is the best way to tell when she is taunting/guilt tripping me into action rather than simply stating facts/opinions?
If you feel like you're being goaded, then you probably are. Ignore it.

8.) What is the best way to maintain a relationship with a women I can see <2 times /week?
Honesty, Trust & Compassion

9.) In what circumstances are it most important to respect her decision making ability?
If it affects her then it's her right to make decisions about her own life. She is the one that has to live it & she knows herself better than anyone else.

10.) Is it possible to be supportive while telling her to quit a certain endeavor?
It's not your place to tell her to do anything.  The only person you get to control is YOURSELF. If there's something she is doing that you don't like you can suggest to her or offer your opinion. She can choose not to take the advice if she wishes. you have two choices if she's doing something you really hate: live with it or move on.

[KenKenpachi]

Volus Warlord wrote...

KenKenpachi wrote...

Nah I don't wear ties, I hate monkey suits. My wife also doesn't have many shoes. I figure the two things we horde are games and books, and you can add bullets to my end, same with martial arts weapons, though she never says anything about those, my wife thinks 1500 rounds is enough...pft.

I don't like suits much either, but I don't mind business casual. And I  ma ties. My ties are probably worth more than the rest of my wardrobe.

Just bullets or guns too? I like to go shooting every so often. It's hilarious to see those badasses get neutered by a few clays.

Nah not guns, I only own three, two long rifles for hunting, target shooting pratices. And an AK-47 to suit my needs << >> Or just to remind fools to stay out of my yard. Very high crime rate around here you see, like if 100 is safe, we score like 2's and 0's all around me. And meh I only want about 2000 rounds, so if **** goes down you know. But yeah AK's mainly for home defense and I do a bit of tactical shooting, room to room type deals, haven't tried for a comp. yet though, the range Master keeps trying to get me in on it. Other than that its for other scenerio's.

Rather have a gun and not need it than, need a gun and not have it. Can't convince my wife to shoot though, I want her to learn, I can't always be around. Thinking of getting a pistole though, a Markarov if I can find one at a good price.

Modifié par KenKenpachi, 24 mars 2011 - 09:00 .

[Wicked 702]

Thanks to everyone in this thread I'm now hungry, I want to go trap shooting, and I'm lonely.

Jerks...

[Volus Warlord]

Norskatt wrote...

Volus Warlord wrote...

1.) If a woman is angry, am I better off trying to calm her down or finding a dark corner to hide in?
Let her calm down..don't try to help her calm down
Fair enough.

2.) Do women generally prefer a few expensive gifts or lots of crappy ones? (Frankly, I'd prefer to get her a few expensive ones, but so many guys get away with giving them complete sh!t!)
Price doesn't matter so long as it is THOUGHTFUL
I'm not entirely sure I believe this. It is very challenging to be "thoughtful."

3.) Am I better off telling the truth or euphemizing it to protect her feelings? (So far it seems that lying is the way to go in most cases.)
Always tell the truth & don't try to sugar-coat anything
I know I should, but it's hard at times.

4.) What's a way to tell her she looks good without sounding thoughtless, objectivizing, perverse, or like a complete ****?
"You look great" or "You look very pretty (or beautiful) 
Fair enough.

5.) What is the best way to disguise my rage when she gets me to the point where I want to kill her? (Figuratively speaking, of course)
calm down first, then try to just talk to her. If she doesn't want to listen then she's probably not the girl for you


6.) What is the best course of action to take when she is grieving over something that I don't care about and is beyond my capacity to change? The only thing I can really do know is be a "grief dummy," and some don't like that.
If you cared about her then it doesn't matter if you understand the grief. You should be supportive no matter what. You must understand that just because you don't care about it doesn't mean her emotions and/or feelings aren't real.
The more I try to understand it the more readily apparent it is that I don't understand it. When she feels I don't understand it she becomes hostile towards my attempts to be supportive.

7.) What is the best way to tell when she is taunting/guilt tripping me into action rather than simply stating facts/opinions?
If you feel like you're being goaded, then you probably are. Ignore it.
Indeed.

8.) What is the best way to maintain a relationship with a women I can see <2 times /week?
Honesty, Trust & Compassion
I was hoping for something more specific.

9.) In what circumstances are it most important to respect her decision making ability?
If it affects her then it's her right to make decisions about her own life. She is the one that has to live it & she knows herself better than anyone else.

10.) Is it possible to be supportive while telling her to quit a certain endeavor?
It's not your place to tell her to do anything.  The only person you get to control is YOURSELF. If there's something she is doing that you don't like you can suggest to her or offer your opinion. She can choose not to take the advice if she wishes. you have two choices if she's doing something you really hate: live with it or move on.
Maybe not best choice of words on my part. "Advise," maybe? If I see her doing something that is tearing her apart, whether it is her fault or not, I do not want to see her getting ripped up over nonsense.

[Blood-Lord Thanatos]

I find it hard to approach women, now that I'm no longer in a relationship. Advice please?