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[Myusha]

 Have you ever came across something hilarious or funny when fighting or traveling?
Any rememberable laughs when it occured?

Like two examples that happens recently.

I was collecting cargo for Isabela's friend and all enemies were dead. In a clearing, light shone down on the orlesian cargo. As soon as I came running then, in joyful happiness....Hawke got his leg stuck in an invisible bear trap. I laughed imaging anybody without Isabela in their party doing the same thing.

Second I was doing Harrowmont a favor, killing his enemies, and during the battle, a priest walks by as I kill another Bhelen Supporter and says "Maker Turn His Gaze On You Child." The Maker's A Racist~

[Kryplixx]

There's a lot of funny moments in this game, as well as any Bioware game.


The best though, imo is the banter between Aveline and Isabela. Priceless.

[GoddessTiera]

oops double post

Modifié par GoddessTiera, 15 mars 2011 - 01:33 .

[GoddessTiera]

GoddessTiera wrote...

Kryplixx wrote...

There's a lot of funny moments in this game, as well as any Bioware game.


The best though, imo is the banter between Aveline and Isabela. Priceless.

Yes. I never have those two together but I was watching my husband play and about died. Isabella was teasing Aveline about being a red headed girl with pigtails scaring the boys and Aveline responed "Shut up ****.(Woman with loose morals"

[fighterchick]

When my Hawke tried to get some guys to leave the compound and convinced them there was a fire destroying their stuff. Merill interrupts with, "Wait, there's not really a fire, is there?" Then Hawke tells her it was a trick, to which Merrill replies it was clever...then we're attacked. <_>

[C.Ma]

Today Aveline accused me of selling Wesley's shield. I was cauuught! Who knew she would've noticed!! Either way, I was laughing when she said something along the lines of "Money over Memories?" hehe Yup.

[maselphie]

I laughed pretty hard at the journal telling me to talk to Anders after I betrayed him in the Fade. "He might have something to say about that." LOL, really? No, really? Made my night.

I've found not being a melee char is just hilarious on the harder difficulties, because I'm running away from the boss, hoping my dog will buy me some time. It's hilarious to see a dragon or whatever running after me for ten minutes.

Modifié par maselphie, 15 mars 2011 - 02:00 .

[Minxie]

C.Ma wrote...

Today Aveline accused me of selling Wesley's shield. I was cauuught! Who knew she would've noticed!! Either way, I was laughing when she said something along the lines of "Money over Memories?" hehe Yup.

Ah, that happened to me too! Except, I hadn't sold the shield. I'd put it in storage at Hawke's house! In that scene with Aveline I was just like "Asklasdkl;fjsdklj!!!" 

[rft]

The funniest part for me is if you bring Isabella on the quest where you need to find Keran and see Idunna "the exotic wonder from the east", If you kill Idunna, Isabella will say, "Apostates and a prostitute a apostitute *chuckles*" FUNNIEST PART EVER.

[Myusha]

Minxie18 wrote...

C.Ma wrote...

Today Aveline accused me of selling Wesley's shield. I was cauuught! Who knew she would've noticed!! Either way, I was laughing when she said something along the lines of "Money over Memories?" hehe Yup.

Ah, that happened to me too! Except, I hadn't sold the shield. I'd put it in storage at Hawke's house! In that scene with Aveline I was just like "Asklasdkl;fjsdklj!!!" 

I want to do this now.... d: But she doesn't do squat...

[errant_knight]

Yeah, I found the game mostly lacking in the charm and humor of character interactions in the original. I did LOL at the nigerian prince scam letter that Hawke got. And at some of Varric's battle cries. But lighter moments were singularly lacking. Apparently Alistair was wrong--it does have to be deadly serious all the time.

[AsterikeSage]

 I remember when I was doing a quest (Can't remember what one) and I was in a warehouse. In the hallways, there were a bunch of traps in the floor I couldn't deactivate. There was a chest in the middle of these traps and without thinking about my character or the rest of my party, I attempted to charge through them. I failed. The traps forced me back with a brand new injury label and depleted health for my poor Hawke.   My party who ran in after me got hurt too LOL. The funniest part however, was when I turned around and saw poor Fenris stuck in the traps, getting hurt repeatedly and unable to escape. I just lost it completely after that. Then after a minute, I switched over to him to get him out  HILARITY!

[C.Ma]

Other things that made me laugh:
Merrill: "I don't understand why they ran from me. I'm not a monster!"
Fenris: "Yes...yes you are."

And when you walk in on a guy getting pleasured he yells out "Felicitate me!" to which Isabella says:
"Felicitate me? I want that on a T-shirt!"

Funnies...

[VampOrchid]

Loved it when Varic says to anders "Go away Justice. Can Anders come out and play?" LOL

Also when Anders compaired himself (lightly) to Andraste and Seb was all oh no you didn't.

Not Enchantment, funny as hell

[Souljah]

Funniest part for me was Isabelle giving Aveline advice on pleasing her man.. ended the line with "If she puts her thumb up his ****, I've done my job" Caught me off guard. LOL

[dewayne31]

Anders asking varric and isabela what they were talking about had me cracking up

[leggywillow]

Whenever I see the "Destiny" trailer now, with Hawke battling the Arishok, I have to giggle because my duel was much, MUCH less epic than that.

Varric obviously thought "Hawke ran in circles squealing like a little girl" was a less than epic tale.

[maselphie]

leggywillow wrote...

Varric obviously thought "Hawke ran in circles squealing like a little girl" was a less than epic tale.

"And it lasted for HOURS. We were quite bored."

[Captain Iglo]

Well I was about to fight a party of mercenarys. I got my on hold while I was luring them into us. Anyway sometimes your mages go crazy when they're on hold and wanna spam all abilitys. However they CANT because I have em on hold and they're outta reach, but they STILL scream all the battle words like they would be casting.
So I had Anders standing they're going like:

"UGH" "GNAAH" "ARRRGH" "HARRR" "UGH" "UHHRAWR" "GNAAH"
"I'M COMINGGG!"

I died laughing seriously. he making all those noises and the moment I gave him the first order he screams Im coming...

Modifié par Captain Iglo, 17 mars 2011 - 09:12 .

[Herr Uhl]

Varric's scarface sequence was the highlight of the game, hands down.

[Abispa]

One part that I thought was unintentionally funny was the very beginning when you get to play as the "official" super-Hawke for a moment before Varric is convinced to tell the templar what REALLY happened. You don't get a chance to make YOUR version of Hawke until after the "official" version of the story is given, so it's the default Hawke you see. One of the things I like about Bioware games is that I can make Asian, Hispanic and Black heroes and not have to stick with the default White ones. I imagine my Asian and Black Hawkes listening to the "official" version of their stories and get pissed off that everyone assumes that the Champion has to be White. Racist bastards!

And, no, I'm not complaining that the default characters are always White. I just found it humorous, not offensive.

[RedConfuson83]

C.Ma wrote...

Other things that made me laugh:
Merrill: "I don't understand why they ran from me. I'm not a monster!"
Fenris: "Yes...yes you are."

Funnies...

Funny with Aveline in party also at this part:
Aveline: "You know, your'e not helping"
Fenris: "Yeah, I know"

[GunMoth]

There's a conversation with Aveline and Fenris during which they discuss how Aveline's husband, Donnic, goes to Fenris' mansion to play diamond back with him. Aveline gets upset and wonders why she isn't invited and Fenris kind of stammers and tells her its because Donnic says she gets too upset. Fenris closes off his confession with something along the lines of "I do not condone gambling in my household". :X Doesn't sound as funny when I type it out, but I was in tears.

Also, Isabela describing Aveline as a woman shaped battering ram.

Modifié par GunMoth, 17 mars 2011 - 10:31 .

[TripLight]

The Talkative Man, in the Hanged Man. He had me rolling hard on the floor when he walked past me, stopped, whispered "The Truth is Out There", and walked down the stairs. Also love the fact that he and Varric have full on BS conversations (the But Do you know that he knows that you know)

I miss X-Files.

[DeaHamlet]

leggywillow wrote...

Whenever I see the "Destiny" trailer now, with Hawke battling the Arishok, I have to giggle because my duel was much, MUCH less epic than that.

Varric obviously thought "Hawke ran in circles squealing like a little girl" was a less than epic tale.

I must interject to say that your post had me nearly pass out laughing while at work.  I couldn't stop for 5 minutes!
Thank you.