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[Ninjaphrog]

Who here has not heard about the excess of awesomeness jokes regarding Chuck Norris? I've heard them in restaurants, in bars, in WoW, in EQ2, in forums, in conventions, at concerts & more...but not here

SO

now there will be!

Post your awesome chuck norris jokes right here...home made ones are ok too!



When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.

Modifié par Ninjaphrog, 30 octobre 2009 - 04:17 .

[JEBesh]

Wow. I'm not sure why I'm surprised.

[AustrianAndI]

Chuck Norris once took a trip to The Virgin Islands.

They are now known as simply "The Islands."

[Ninjaphrog]

JEBesh wrote...

Wow. I'm not sure why I'm surprised.

I'm not sure why I'm surprised about your reaction either....

[Ninjaphrog]

AustrianAndI wrote...

Chuck Norris once took a trip to The Virgin Islands.
They are now known as simply "The Islands."

Lol awesome XD

Chuck Norris is the only man ever to walk into Mcdonalds, order a Whopper, and get one.

[JEBesh]

Chuck Norris hates people who can't let old memes go.

[AustrianAndI]

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

[Ninjaphrog]

JEBesh wrote...

Chuck Norris hates people who can't let old memes go.

 But old memes are good...

[Ninjaphrog]

The strongest force in the universe is believed to be the energy released in Chuck Norris' boot when he round-house kicks. It is believed to be the energy that created the universe itself(Big Bang)

[AustrianAndI]

Chuck Norris can run around the world fast enough to punch himself in the back of the head.

[Ninjaphrog]

Chuck Norris does not need weapons of mass destruction. His fists are the most powerful weapons in the known AND unknown universe. How do I know? It's Chuck Norris for ****s sake!!!

[Sidewynder0]

That's impossible AustrianAndI... if he ran around the world and punched himself in the head, there would now be two of chuck Norris. The universe would explode and the very fabric of time would unravel !?!

[Ninjaphrog]

Sidewynder0 wrote...

That's impossible AustrianAndI... if he ran around the world and punched himself in the head, there would now be two of chuck Norris. The universe would explode and the very fabric of time would unravel !?!

Your human brain cannot wrap itself around the unearthly powerful forces wielded by Chuck Norris.

100 years ago, it was considered impossible to travel to the moon. Today, it is considered impossible to be in 2 places at once. Chuck Norris is so much more then human though.

[AustrianAndI]

Sidewynder0 wrote...

That's impossible AustrianAndI... if he ran around the world and punched himself in the head, there would now be two of chuck Norris. The universe would explode and the very fabric of time would unravel !?!

If only you could see things the way Chuck did...

Also...

Chuck Norris once walked down the street fully erect.  There were no survivors.

[Ninjaphrog]

In 6000 BC, little Chuck Norris wanted to see what would happen if he jumped down from a tree in the city he grew up in.

That city is now a legend known as Atlantis, the sunken city.

Modifié par Ninjaphrog, 29 octobre 2009 - 01:37 .

[AustrianAndI]

Chuck Norris once killed two stones with 1 bird.

[Superium]

Chuck Norris counted to inifinity. Twice.

[LevitasVeneficus]

Ya know Chuck Norris once owned his own brand of toilet paper...it was discontinued due to the fact that it wouldn't take sh*t from anyone.

[fairandbalancedfan]

Chuck Norris likes to twist his nipples.

[Ninjaphrog]

One day Chuck Norris jumped so high that he went into orbit. He circled the planet super man style 3 times, then started to descend. This happened millions of years ago, when even he was still a nooblet...He plummited to the ground at 62000 mph, and tore a scar on the face of the earth visible from space...The Grand Canyon.

[CanadianGuy1975]

JEBesh wrote...

Wow. I'm not sure why I'm surprised.

Because it took this long to happen

[TheDarkKnight33]

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

[TheDarkKnight33]

Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.

[Ninjaphrog]

You all know what a sun that goes nova is? A supa nova?



That's the wrong word...



That's when Chuck Norris get's angry cause even he cannot defeat the one most powerful force in the universe, even beyond him!



The infamous....UNOPENABLE BAG OF AIRPLANE PEANUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!