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[Sidewynder0]

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

[Sidewynder0]

Sorry had to put this one considering the current tournament...



When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

[LevitasVeneficus]

You know what's on Bruce Willis' mind, yeah that's right Chuck Norris.

[Ninjaphrog]

The hurricane Katrina was caused by Chuck Norris...



He sneezed.

[SpankyV]

Chuck Norris dosen't have a chin under his beard...



just another fist!

[kaispan]

If Chuck Norris was a suicide bomber, he'd make six runs a day.

[Sidewynder0]

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

[Ninjaphrog]

Ok I have some hilarious stuff right here...



Try and go to google...search for "Google Chuck Norris" and click the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button.



Thats friggin hilarious.

[gaminphreak]

test

[Ninjaphrog]

http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=book



I can't believe that this actually exists.

[TheDarkKnight33]

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

[Althaz]

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper inside.

[Ninjaphrog]

Once upon a time Chuck was pissing on some railway tracks. Not seeing the train, he was unable to pull his monster back into his pants.....



44 people killed, first 4 train cars were crumbled like tin foil.

[Mordaedil]

This is not an old meme. This is an old meme.

Stop posting stupid memes from a time that long since past.

[Ninjaphrog]

A strand of Chuck Norris' hair could hold Saturn above the ground in gravity as powerful as the earths. 2 strands could hold the milky way. 3 strands could theoretically hold unlimited amounts.

[Allardon]

Chuck Norris has beat the $#!+ out of so many people over his brilliant life that most medical journals now classify him as a laxative.

[Mordaedil]

Ninjaphrog wrote...

A strand of Chuck Norris' hair could hold Saturn above the ground in gravity as powerful as the earths. 2 strands could hold the milky way. 3 strands could theoretically hold unlimited amounts.

So, what you are saying is that Chuck Norris is bald? <_<

[s4nder]

Damn, it's September 2005 again and Dragon Age is still four years away!

[caspertjuhh]

Chuck norris doesnt carry guns for safety, Guns are carried by Chuck norris for safety

[Althaz]

In a race to the moon between Superman and Flash Gordon, who would win?









Chuck Norris.

[Dr. Explosion]

s4nder wrote...

Damn, it's September 2005 again and Dragon Age is still four years away!

Well I hope you're all happy! Look what you did! Your insistance on posting dated memes has broken the space-time continuum and launched us into the past, (and somehow the social site came with us).

On a completely unrelated note,


:innocent:

Modifié par Conall Cameron, 29 octobre 2009 - 01:48 .

[dragoager]

Homemade jokes:

Chernobyl wasn't an accident but a rather unfortunate after effect when a certain Texas action hero was sent in under the covert name "Chuck Boris."

At the dawn of man when gods roamed the earth and Africa used to be part of the Eurasian continent, Hercules once challenged Chuck Norris to a duel. Their combat completely ravaged the Sahara unlivable as well as carving a mighty river throughout the continent. Their final battle of epic proportions completely severed Africa from the mainland giving it the unique shape we see today. Although Chuck will never admit it, Hercules gave him a good fight. That's why de' Nile really IS just a river in Africa.

Modifié par dragoager, 29 octobre 2009 - 02:25 .

[Davitto]

There are no doors in Chuck Norris' house, only walls which he walks through



We do all know of the Chucknrorisfacts website right? >.<

[Lominia]

When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap
Chuck Norris.

you may have seen the chuck norris in oblivion vids. if not

www.youtube.com/watch

Modifié par Lominia, 29 octobre 2009 - 03:18 .