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[Cadaveth]

I thought that chuck norris stuff was OLD and boring already. I guess I'm wrong

[Ninjaphrog]

The reason why the moon is covered in craters is because Chuck Norris made it his personal 'boxing sack'.

[Dr. Explosion]

Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he stares them down to get the information he wants

Chuck Norris can shoot down an airplane by pointing at it and saying "BANG!"

There is no such thing as global warming; Chuck Norris got cold and turned up the sun

We do not live in a democracy, we live in a Chucktatorship

[HeathenKing]

When Chuck Norris dies, I'm celebrating.

[dragoager]

Chuck Norris used to play for the NFL, but couldn't keep the ball in the stadium due to his patented roundhouse field goal technique.

[Ninjaphrog]

There's Golf, and there's Chuck Norris practicing soccer.

[RefipBelak]

Chuck Noris CAN believe it's not butter.

There was no atomic bomb, the goverment could never get it to work, they dropped Chuck Norris instead.

Modifié par RefipBelak, 29 octobre 2009 - 11:25 .

[Ninjaphrog]

Chuck Norris is the only person ever to touch MC Hammer.

[RefipBelak]

There was no meteor, Chuck Norris just really hates dinosaurs.

[Superium]

There is no 'crtl' button Chuck Norris's computer, Chuck Norris is always in control.

[Lominia]

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

[Kilsot]

While looking for synonyms for Omnipotence the only entry I found was Chuck Norris.

[Ninjaphrog]

The Rammstein song Zerstoren(Destroy) is about Chuck Norris

[xODD7BALLx]

When Chuck Norris jumps into the ocean he doesnt get wet, the ocean gets Chuck Norris.

[Jesse van Herk]

chuck norris is spam - lockdown!