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Predicting Dragon age 2


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Here is a quick and easy way to know how the plot is going to go without ever seeing it before.

Mage:
Is he/she the protagonist?
If the answer is no, then he/she's a crasy bloodmage and is about to die by your hand.
Is he/she in the party of the protagonist? If the answer is yes then he/she is a crasy bloodmage who takes the dumbest decisions that you have to fix then decide to kill or spare them.

Templar:
Is he/she the protagonist?
If the answer is no, then he/she a d**k or a b""ch you have to work for.
Does he she have a helmet? If the answer is yes get ready to paint the wall in his spinal fluid.

Main characters:
Does he/she hold a high position in the storyline and is important to the plot?
If the answer is yes, then get ready because he/she's gonna be dead by the end of the chapter.

Protagonist:
Does he care about something?
if the answer is yes then be prepared to have it f**ed over

Encounters:
Are you going somewhere?
If the answer is yes then be prepared to fill more graves then there are people in Kirkwall.

Qunari:
I dont need to explain this one, you saw the trailer and they obviously look like bad guys so be prepared to kill all the qunari on the land.