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[Tyr-El]

Merrill (impersonating Varric): "No ****, so there I was..."

[MachDelta]

My favorite line, by far, is Isabela and Fenris talking about tattoos:

Isabela: I enjoy a man with markings like that.
Fenris: You've enjoyed many, I suspect.
Isabela: Where I come from, they're called "tattoos." Sailors get them all the time.
Fenris: Not made of lyrium, I'd imagine.
Isabela: Not a one. And the pictures are different—usually breasts.
Fenris: I suppose a pair of lyrium breasts tattooed onto my chest would make things better.
Isabela: That's me. I'm a helper.

[OmegaBlue0231]

Aveline: "It's a nice night for an evening."
Donnic: "If you say so captain."
Hawke (watching from afar): "Maker she's bad at this."

[Rockpopple]

I can't remember exactly, but my female Hawke after defeating an enemy involving slaves found a map to the wounded coast and just rattled off a bunch of puns (broken neck bay stuff like that). I can't remember them exactly and I butchered the story, but it had me in stitches.

[Hoest]

Hawke: I guess the Qunari take their reading very seriously.
Isabela: Is there anything the Qunari don't take seriously?
Merill: I don't know. Maybe knock knock jokes?

[SleepyPerson]

I can't find the exact dialogue, but its the one where Isabela is asking Aveline if she had pigtails when she was little and then saying that Aveline and her pigtails must've made every little boy run screaming.

[alucard229]

Dear Varric learn to parry signed your innards has me laughing.. followed by a sharp OW. when he falls in combat.

[PoisonTheCity]

I love some of sarcastic Hawke's lines. I'll dump some of my long list of favourites, though I suppose they'd be funnier with context.

'I miss the cold. And the dirt. Kirkwall's not brown enough for me.'

'The thought of adventure does made me giddy.'

'The Wounded Coast? I wonder if that's near the Injured Cliffs? Or the Limping Hills? Massive-Head-Trauma Bay?'

' "A Hundred and One Uses For a Phallic Tuber" Thanks, Isabela, that's a hundred too many.'

'What would I do without my trusty dwarf? I'd cry myself to sleep without you.'

'Why do none of my friends ever just want to be the best wallop player in Lowtown?'

'Whoever's hiding had better come out. Unless you're a dragon. Then feel free to keep hiding.'

'So I shouldn't slit my wrists and dance naked under the moonlight just to fit in?'

'Gamlen can't say 'good morning' without lying twice.'

[John Epler]

The cake quote is from Act Two, if you made the deal with Dougal in Act One.

Hopefully that doesn't spoil anything for anyone!

[Dave of Canada]

Don't remember the exact lines but Varric and Carver insult each other until they ask if they are going for drinks later.

[Brockololly]

Aveline to Isabela: "Shut up ****."

Oh, that Aveline.

[AtreiyaN7]

Actually, I liked the one at the Hanged Man where a guy at the bar is making a snarky comment about speed griffons - hehe.

[Wygrath]

ashwind wrote...

Turnip Root wrote...

Lots of funny dialogue in this game.  I liked the part when Varric asks Sebastian why he has a picture of Andraste on his crotch.

I think it was Anders and he asked "Is that the face of Andraste you are wearing on your crotch?" 

I laughed at that one too.

I liked Varric's lines just before the big fight in Ander's Act 2 companion quest, but my favorite funny dialogue in the game was during the very begining of Aveline's Act 2 companion quests with Isabela in my party.

"Captain man-hands". hahaha

[DarkSpider88]

Isabela to Aveline "Because if you put your thumb up his a#$ I win."

Isabela: "Come to me my darling."
Varric: "Are you talking to Bianca?"
Isabela: "She deserves to feel a woman's touch."
Varric: "Only my touch will do."
Isabela: "That's what they all say but I always prove them wrong."
Varric: "Stop that you're confusing her... and me!"
(best during a cut scene but have also seen it just running around.)

Isabela to Donic: "Just bend her over a basin already."

[ReinaHW]

With last night's brutal boss battle, I won't go into spoilers, but considering many of the comments that Hawke says, well my Hawke is the female one as you can see in my avatar, it's a pity there hadn't been a comment for it from here, something along the lines of:

"Anders...I think you've been outmatched in size"

Sorry if that's a tad too rude if you get my meaning and have an idea on the battle I mean.

[Demonicom]

Tyr-El wrote...

Merrill (impersonating Varric): "No ****, so there I was..."

Oh man I loved that quote.  When I heard Merril do that impression, with that voice, I was rolling on the floor.

Hawke with Varric in the Hanged Man:

Hawke:  "Why do you tell these elaborate tales?"
Varrice:  "Because I'm a compulsive liar."

Modifié par Demonicom, 15 mars 2011 - 07:26 .

[maselphie]

I love the references to Fenris' grumpiness. Especially Merril's "slam your fingers in a door? smack your head on a low beam?" questioning. xD Also, tough Hawke's direct "Do you always dwell on the negative?" and Fenris is like "WTF No okay maybe yeah I see your point."

[Chaos_1001]

Merci357 wrote...

Chaos_1001 wrote...

The best stuff in my opinion happens "if" your main character is in a relationship with Merril and also a female. Pair that up with a friendly Isabela and Aveline and even if you do nothing with them all in the party together the comments they make when just walking around are absolutly hilarious.

Aveline and Isabela friendly as in maxed friendship, or just with the slider more on the left/blue side?

Mine were all maxed out frienship wise

[bambooxfox]

I love it when a random woman comes up to thank you for cleaning the nighttime streets of thugs and Hawke laments, "I never meet anyone normal."

Also Isabela's "If we kill them, we get their stuff!" line because she's basically summed up the entire RPG genre.

[Maclimes]

Jenaimarre wrote...

I personally like "Why are you always so formal? You know he has a name."

I was coming here to post this one. Guess I don't need to! 

[PoisonTheCity]

Dave of Canada wrote...

Don't remember the exact lines but Varric and Carver insult each other until they ask if they are going for drinks later.

Oh, I loved that one too! It went sorta like-

Carver: 'Still think you're helping while burying us in debt to your brother?'
Varric: 'Still riding side saddle while b*tching at your betters?
Carver: 'Drinks later?'
Varric: 'Never miss 'em.'

I actually love a lot of Carver's companion banters. The fact that other companions, and even Hawke, can chip in on banter from time to time makes me love it even more.

Carver: 'You know, Fenris, I have a tattoo.'
Fenris: 'You have a what?'
Carver: 'A tattoo. A lot of us got them before Ostagar. It's a mabari, for strength.'
Fenris: 'Does it curse you with the ability to reach inside a man and tear out his insides?'
Carver: 'Uh. I can make it bark.'
Fenris: 'Please don't.'
Varric: 'Seconded.'
Hawke: '(Sighs)'

I, too, love when companions call out Fenris' disposition. Varric does it particularly well.

Varric: 'Is brooding a sport in Tevinter? Do they hold competitions? Hand out trophies for the best scowls?'
Fenris: 'I'm not "brooding".'
Varric: 'Moping, then. You seem like you're a champion at it.'
Fenris: 'I'm perfectly content at the moment.'
Varric: 'Oh, so that's you smiling? Glad you clarified that. I would never have known.'

Modifié par PoisonTheCity, 15 mars 2011 - 07:45 .

[pingupower]

Bone Pit Act1:

Merrill: Are we gonna go that way? I've never seen a huge dragon before.
 
Deep Roads:

Sandal: Not enchantment!

Merril during flirt and romance is really cute and funny.

Modifié par pingupower, 15 mars 2011 - 07:45 .

[coolair74]

Alistair part 2 ( If he is king ):

"Swooping .. is... bad "

[CRISIS1717]

Aveline says to Isabella:

I've had enough of your loose lips! Like so many other people

lawl!