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[Andraste_Reborn]

Another random favourite of mine is when the seneschal is asking you to track down some hired thugs.

Seneschal Bran: ... but where you'd find swordsmen so eager to sell their honour for gold, I'm sure I have no idea.

Anders: The Hanged Man.

Merrill: Hanged Man.

Sebastian: Even I know that.

I think it's the line delivery that makes it hilarious.

And more mocking Sebastian's outfit:

Merrill: Your armor is very shiny, Sebastian. Doesn't that make you an easier target?

Sebastian: The light of the Maker is my protection.

Merrill: Maybe you could ask him to make his light less shiny. Then you wouldn't need so much protection.

[DarkSpider88]

Reads title of book " 'Siege in Hightown: Siege Harder'... what does that even mean? Varric must be stopped!"

[Tigress M]

Okay, so the one that made me laugh the most was "Swooping is bad."  It answered why SV said that in his tweets regarding doing some VO work for DA2 several months ago.  

Second favorite dialog was when Bodhan was telling Hawke how Sandal had a knack for wandering off and winding up in the oddest places.  And of course the follow-up dialog when Sandal's found and Hawke says, "What are you doing here?"  -- since that was EXACTLY what my first Warden thought when seeing Sandal at Ft Drakon.  

[Dominus]

This is aveline talking to isabella:

Aveline: (Sighs) Why can't this be as easy as you?

[Lellandra]

Anders turns over to Sebastian:

"Is that Andraste's face on your crotch?" I was drinking tea and it came out of my nose. hahaha

[Arontala22]

I love all of the three way banter between Carver, Varric, and Isabela.

I think my favorite so far would have to be

Isabela: I saw you at the Blooming Rose the other night.
Carver: What? No you didn't.
Isabela: I suppose someone else stole your chin to romance Faith?
Carver: That's unlikely. She wasn't even working.
Isabela: Mm-hmm. Got you.
Hawke: Carver, what would Mother say?
Carver: You're just...that's not what I...****!

[DarkSpiral]

Voidlight wrote...

I recorded my favourite bit of dialogue.

Clicky.

I loled.

That was good.  Do it some more!

[Malakar1]

Most of conversations including Isabella are really funny. Really is something that kept me smiling for my 55 hours of play. Always fresh, always mission or location related.

Isabella flirting with Varric
Isabella flirting with Fenris (even better)
Isabella talking about Aveline's sex life (something about a thumb up Aveline partner's ass)

[RhythmlessNinja]

Hawke: Guess I should slit my wrist & dance naked in the moonlight?

[Hoax86]

Andrastee wrote...

Another random favourite of mine is when the seneschal is asking you to track down some hired thugs.

Seneschal Bran: ... but where you'd find swordsmen so eager to sell their honour for gold, I'm sure I have no idea.

Anders: The Hanged Man.

Merrill: Hanged Man.

Sebastian: Even I know that.

I think it's the line delivery that makes it hilarious.

And more mocking Sebastian's outfit:

Merrill: Your armor is very shiny, Sebastian. Doesn't that make you an easier target?

Sebastian: The light of the Maker is my protection.

Merrill: Maybe you could ask him to make his light less shiny. Then you wouldn't need so much protection.

Sebastian: Why have you been staring at me all day? It's unnerving.
Isabela: You're armor is so shiny, I just... Is that a wrinkle?!

[bambooxfox]

DominusVita wrote...

This is aveline talking to isabella:

Aveline: (Sighs) Why can't this be as easy as you?

Ahaha! Do you remember the context for this one?

[Dominus]

It includes spoilers. I can say it takes place in Act 2, but nothing other than that.

[Liliandra Nadiar]

Merrill: But that's awful! I had no idea priesthood was so dangerous.
Verric: Don't worry Daisy, they keep plenty of water around in case.

[Thibbledorf26]

'I saw (npc name) sacrificing a goat to a demon, then he howled - very loudly. Then he did more demony stuff''

(somebody give the exact quote, it's not exact, but note that the name of the person is blanked on purpose, not because I forgot). I laughed aloud at the computer when Hawke said this.

[Blood-Lord Thanatos]

Thibbledorf26 wrote...

'I saw (npc name) sacrificing a goat to a demon, then he howled - very loudly. Then he did more demony stuff''

(somebody give the exact quote, it's not exact, but note that the name of the person is blanked on purpose, not because I forgot). I laughed aloud at the computer when Hawke said this.

My girlfriend was messing with my game when she came across that dialog. she laughed so loud that I jumped out of fright.

[david46]

Merrill's conversation with Anders about Grey Wardens
"I met a warden once, back in Fereldan. Duncan, I think his name was. Very odd man. He had a marvelous beard though. I'd never seen one before. I thought a squirrel had grabbed him by the chin."

[david46]

Merrill:  "Why do they call this a brothel? Does it have something to do with broth?"

Modifié par david46, 16 mars 2011 - 06:37 .

[Hanayaka]

Isabela : "Apostate prostitutes.... Apostitutes!" (laughs).

[Hunter Stenwulf]

Rockpopple wrote...

Snarky Female Hawke wins hard.

I agree. My first playthrough was as a female rogue and she was very funny.

I had several favorites, some from Flemeth, two from Alistair, some banter between Anders and Aveline, etc. The party banter in this game is much more funnier than DAO, by far. The writers did a good job.

Modifié par Hunter Stenwulf, 16 mars 2011 - 06:48 .

[AtreiyaN7]

coolair74 wrote...

Alistair part 2 ( If he is king ):

"Swooping .. is... bad "

Ah yes, the response to Teagan - loved that one.

[HighlandBerserkr]

Varric: So, what do you do, Aveline?
Aveline: You know I'm a guard. Why are you asking?
Varric: I mean in your off-duty hours. You've heard of it, I hope.
Aveline: These are my off-duty hours.
Varric: And the trend of you scaring the ****** out of me continues.

That's one, the funnies though is one I can't really remember, Merril says Verric reminds her if someone because they both tell story's then says how his stories all start with "**** something or other I. Her very best Verric impression.

[RedBird56]

This line made me gag on my coke. That stuff burns when it comes out your nose >.<
Isabela: I saw you at the Blooming Rose the other night.
Carver: What? No you didn't.
Isabela: I suppose someone else stole your chin to romance Faith?
Carver: That's unlikely. She wasn't even working.
Isabela: Mm-hmm. Got you.
Hawke: Carver, what would Mother say?
Carver: You're just...that's not what I...****!
And when Merrill and Aveline are talking about why Merrill is staying with Hawke.
Merrill: I love him. He makes everything clearer (or something along those lines.

[Quietness]

No spoilers...crud... well there's this funny set of lines during a quest. Isabella, You and a certain charming character from DA:O.... certain options are fantastic ( i was in a relationship with Isabella dont know if that affects the chat any)

Or the Male prostitute you get info for, with the ! for sleeping with him while Aveline is in the party the chat option "Quiet,You" just made me laugh.

Modifié par Quietness, 16 mars 2011 - 07:16 .

[Cutlass Jack]

Isabela: "Are you going soft on me, are you?"

Hawke: "I'd never go soft on you, Isabela."

Isabela: "You cheeky bastard. (laugh)"

[PoisonTheCity]

*gigglesnort* found a new gem.

Carver: Why is it always about sex with you?
Isabela: It's not. Sometimes it's about sex with other people.
Carver: You see? It comes up every time we talk.
Isabela: We're just talking, Carver. If it comes up, that's not my fault.
Carver: What? I mean... that's not what I meant. It... it doesn't!
Carver: I hate you so much.