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[Tripedius]

Hawke & Varric, near the end of act 1.

Varric: Think of it as an adventure
Hawke: Great so now we're adventures.

That and other remarks about good old rpg concepts.

[Ashaman X]

PoisonTheCity wrote...

*gigglesnort* found a new gem.

Carver: Why is it always about sex with you?
Isabela: It's not. Sometimes it's about sex with other people.
Carver: You see? It comes up every time we talk.
Isabela: We're just talking, Carver. If it comes up, that's not my fault.
Carver: What? I mean... that's not what I meant. It... it doesn't!
Carver: I hate you so much.

I remember this from the other night when I was playing. I laughed so hard I had to hold my ribs! The VA's did such a great job.

Also, Aveline, Isabela and Varric random banter involving "friend fiction" I nearly died from that one it was so sharp!

[Legbiter]

The "thumb up his ass, I win" banter between Isabella and Aveline.

[Tripedius]

Also at the end of some random (maybe) quest, some questgiver asks 'you think they are all dead?' If you choose the funny answer Hawke says: 'Maybe, but watch out for boneless women flip-flopping in the streets'. Didn't expect that and it was kind of crued, so made me laugh out loud.

[Rockpopple]

Snarky!Hawke "And now we're in the brothel. My day is complete."

[Comaatil]

Barman: The pigeon population has gone down in ferelden.

Ahhh shale

[Nick Fox]

So far (havent finished the game and probably wont).

Avelinne (To Isabella): "Shut up ****!

Perfect imo, hate Isabellas (Carver even worse) attitude and shallowness. No deep whatsoever.
Not BW best moment in writing companions in this game. Merril is kind of funny though when she asks Avelinne about beeing a guard for ex.

Modifié par Nick Fox, 16 mars 2011 - 01:45 .

[Yriss]

Taura-Tierno wrote...

Isabela: Speaking of romance ... you and Fenris, eh? That taught, controlled body ... The brooding demeanor and intense gaze. I hear he still wears the shackles from his life in bondage, under his clothes. You know what they say about men like that, don't you? (the last with a really mischievious voice)

Hawke: *sigh* I'm gonna regret asking you to continue, aren't I?

Isabela: He can't find a saw ... *laughs*

Hawke: *looks confused and awkward*

Isabela: I had you there, you thought I was going to say something dirty.

I didn't understand that joke when I encountered it. :-(

Is it simply that we expected her to say something dirty, instead of something completely random and nonsensical? Or is there a meaning to the saw? He can't find a saw because he's shackled? Anyway, I was confused.

[zarkanian]

one of my favs is between the hanged man barman and a man stood at the bar her starts talking about how one of the regulars came in, in nothing but his boots and had a drink with a few freinds
then proceeds to say ' he said he was just airing things out' lol

[PhrosniteAgainROFL]

Isabela: - "I like big boats and I cannot lie"

[Cutlass Jack]

Yriss wrote...

Taura-Tierno wrote...

Isabela: Speaking of romance ... you and Fenris, eh? That taught, controlled body ... The brooding demeanor and intense gaze. I hear he still wears the shackles from his life in bondage, under his clothes. You know what they say about men like that, don't you? (the last with a really mischievious voice)

Hawke: *sigh* I'm gonna regret asking you to continue, aren't I?

Isabela: He can't find a saw ... *laughs*

Hawke: *looks confused and awkward*

Isabela: I had you there, you thought I was going to say something dirty.

I didn't understand that joke when I encountered it. :-(

Is it simply that we expected her to say something dirty, instead of something completely random and nonsensical? Or is there a meaning to the saw? He can't find a saw because he's shackled? Anyway, I was confused.

She's saying the reason he still wears shackles under his clothes is because he couldn't find a saw to remove them.

[Maleficent]

Turnip Root wrote...

Oh yeah, it was Anders. I like how Varric always calls Sebastian "choir boy."

lol poor sebastian! he seems to be getting slapsticked:)

[andybuiadh]

Anything from Varric's mouth, especially when he's talking to "Daisy".

[magicwins]

"I think my jaw just landed in the Deep Roads somewhere"

[Cutlass Jack]

Sebastian: "I was just like you once."

Isabela: "What? You were a woman?"

[KennethAFTopp]

Merrill and Varric Dialogue:

Varric: please Merrill would you stop taking short cuts through the alleyways in lowtown?

Merrill: oh Don't worry nothing ever happens.

Varric. I know and that 'nothing' is costing me dearly.

or something like that.

[_- Songlian -]

I'm still early in the game, but Varric's banters with Aveline are great.

"Well how about a giant sign that just says "Don't". You could hit people with it."

[Rocambole4]

Isabela: So... what about that magic fisting of yours?
Fenris: What??
Isabela: You know, when you magically put your hand inside of people...
Fenris: Ah, it's a perk I have.
Isabela: You know, you could make millions with it...

Something like this. Isabela is REALLY naughty

[belwin]

Do you want something to eat or drink? I have.... water.

[Malakar1]

When Varric finds a trap:

Now that's just rude, what are they trying to do ruin my boots?

When he gets up (if he fell unconscious during a fight):

Bianca are you okay? Oh I'm sorry baby

[Asch Lavigne]

"Are those handprints? Has someone been swinging on the chandelier? Sandal....." Later it was "Merill...."

"Ah ze Hanged Man iz so filthy!" Anything with Varric.

Cassandra: "So I'm supposed to believe that a legend swooped out of nowhere to save the Champion?"
Varric: "Do I need to recite the tale of the Warden?"

"NOT Enchantment!"

Modifié par Asch Lavigne, 16 mars 2011 - 07:29 .

[Annihilator27]

"Biance has been scratched"
Reminds me of Heavy from TF2 lmao.

[Blood-Lord Thanatos]

the baby griffon comment. classic.

[Gentle Leviathan]

I just got the banter where Varric and Isabela are talking about knives/daggers, funny as hell
Varric: "I sh*t you not, Rivani, it was this big!"
Isabela: "I've had hundreds of those in my hands and they're never that big."
Varric: "Would I lie to you?"
Carver: "Can't you two ever have a conversation that's not dirty?"
Varric: "What? We're talking about knives, well, daggers technically, I can never tell the difference. Why, what did you think we were talking about?"