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[Foefaller]

For the purpose of remaining spoiler-ish free, the person in question will remain anyonmous:

"I SWEAR I WILL FIND THAT SON OF A B****- Sorry, Mother- AND I WILL KILL HIM!"

[MGeezer]

I loved this for female hawk mostly because of the absolutely perfect delivery:

Some Guard: The Magistrate will have your head.

Female Hawke: A lot of people have tried that and failed....
horribly.

[Persephone]

Anything Varric says.

[Jorrkit]

Isabela: Did you get naked?
Merrill: *aghast* ISABELA!!

[Soul Cool]

A wizard did it.

I just like the way it's delivered.

[MyKingdomCold]

not dialogue, but when you first go to Gamlen's hovel Carver mentions that Gamlen must've painted his house with **** and beer.

[Hatchetman77]

Isabella's combat cry of "If we kil them we can take their stuff!"

[Zalunaya]

"Dear Varric, learn to parry.
Love, your innards."

[Kileyan]

Side Quest Dwarf shady guy merchant whose life you ruin. If you keep clicking him while he is stripping bodies of all his dead body guard mercenaries, he keeps muttering about all the stuff he finds:

-Nice a wedding ring, too bad people buy them in pairs

-I wonder if their kids look like their parents, well before...........

-hire body guards, Hawke kills them, hire better body guards, Hawke kills them

-I can see those boots, they are right there, why can't I take them?

-I found one half of a love locket, now I have purpose to find who owns the other half, oh no, there is the other half, guess I hired a couple.

It goes on

[Gunso91]

When you accuse a templar of sacrificing a goat had my sides hurting

Also I rather enjoyed when someone accused Isabela of boarding him and leaving his crew drifting and she just said "Yeah good times. Keep walking, Hawke."

[Rockpopple]

Step 1 - Put Isabella in your party
Step 2 - Begin "The Long Road" quest in Act II
Step 3 - Listen
Step 4 - Profit.

[JediHealerCosmin]

"So, this is it. Some of you are worried. Maybe I am too, but I'm not staying long enough to find out".

[Hatchetman77]

Gunso91 wrote...
When you accuse a templar of sacrificing a goat had my sides hurting

Well he was doing demony things...

[Zeevico]

PoisonTheCity wrote...

*gigglesnort* found a new gem.

Carver: Why is it always about sex with you?
Isabela: It's not. Sometimes it's about sex with other people.
Carver: You see? It comes up every time we talk.
Isabela: We're just talking, Carver. If it comes up, that's not my fault.
Carver: What? I mean... that's not what I meant. It... it doesn't!
Carver: I hate you so much.

I lol'd.
Makes me want to do a mage play through just for it.

[Sabriana]

Isabela (to Anders and Fenris): Stop it. You sound like you're fighting over a b!tch in heat
Fenris: We're talking about Hawke, not you.

[NinaDA]

Merrill: If your city was stolen, why didn't you just call the guards?
Sebastian: I'm afraid the matter can't be handled by guards, Merrill.
Merrill: Aveline could help you! She's very good at making thieves give things back. I think it's because she's so tall.
Sebastian: This is beyond even Aveline's power, I'm sorry to say.
Merrill: Are you sure? Have you seen her hit people?

Merrill: Does your bow have a name? Varric's bow has a name.
Sebastian: I'm afraid I can't compete with our dear dwarf's... relationship to his weapon.
Merrill: You could call it Philomela.
Sebastian: Why would I do that?
Merrill: Because it reminds me of a woman in the alienage. Skinny, pointed and always throwing things at people.