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[Ace Attorney]

BEST BANTER EVER!

Varric: Rivaini, stop looking at my chest. My eyes are up here.
Isabela: But the chest hair...
Varric: Do you know how much I suffer under your gaze? I am a person, not an object!
Isabela: Uh, Varric?
Varric: (Laughs) Just ****ting you.
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Varric: I'll let you run your fingers through it, if you want.
Isabela: Your chest hair? My fingers? Oh, Varric, stop! You're making me quiver.
Varric: You know you want to.
Isabela: Oh, I do... I can't resist you. No woman can.
Varric: I know. It's a terrible burden.
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Varric: I **** you not, Rivaini, it was this big.
Isabela: There's no way. Impossible! I've had hundreds of those in my hands, and they're never that size.
Varric: Would I lie about something so critical?
Anders: I can't stand it anymore, what are you two talking about?
Varric: We're discussing knives of course. Well, daggers technically, I never remember the difference. Why? What did you think we were talking about?
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Isabela: Psst. I've got some of it written down now.
Varric: Give it here. "Her breasts strained against the leather jerkin like two wild stallions corralled against their will." (Chuckles) "She pounced–the smooth moves of a jungle cat–and locked her thighs around Donnic's waist. He–"
Isabela: Maybe you should read the rest of it in private.
Varric: I think that's best.

[Malja]

Hah! I never got the last one. That's great.

[Ace Attorney]

Malja wrote...

Hah! I never got the last one. That's great.

That is about Aveline and Donnic if you're not aware.

[Mr.House]

The lovable dwarf and Rivaini are awesome.

[Boradam]

If you have Avelline with the last conversation starting, it changes.

Isabela: Psst. I've got some of it written down now.
Varric: Give it here. "Her breasts strained against the leather jerkin like two wild stallions corralled against their will." (Chuckles) "She pounced–the smooth moves of a jungle cat–and locked her thighs around Donnic's waist. He–"
Aveline: What are you reading?
Isabella: Friend fiction, you should try it sometime. (something like this)
Aveline: ****.

[Kelleth]

It's just to bad they are so easy to gain friendship with so you are forced to give them up early on to play with less interesting people =P

[ObserverStatus]

T3hAnubis wrote...

Malja wrote...

Hah! I never got the last one. That's great.

That is about Aveline and Donnic if you're not aware.

I think T3hAnubis meant that this never came up in their playthrough.